Tony the Tiger edition
/brit/
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kek pov cunts go back to your hut and await your local baron's call
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Lads who here is genuinely embarrassed of some posts you've made here? Like, actually ashamed.
I am.
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poland is a SCUMMY country
Raining
Delete these posts, Karen needs to have first post.
nice
Is that the girl from Jurassic Park?
Sorry lad, Lizzy > Karen
I know, I keep telling my Polish gf that her countrymen are all charlatans but she won't listen.
nah
business idea: expel poland from the EU
It's half term?
why didn't anybody tell me?
business idea: collapse the EU by fomenting nationalist movements across Europe
Fuck off nonce
business idea: steal some of Denmark's islands when they're not looking
I wonder how many Turks are planning to move to the UK once they join the EU.
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What are they gonna fucking doing about it even if they are looking?
estimates say 65-70 million
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
is that a huhu grub?
That's ludicrous though
It's already been tried many times but they never get any real power.
>no pavlova
Japanese girls fantasise about Squid
ʎʎʎʎǝɥɐM ¡uɐilɐɹʇsn∀ ɯ,I spɐl ʇno ʇi ʞɔǝɥɔ ɐɥɐɥɐH
but pavlova was invented in new zealand
I know I was memeing you :^}
business idea: sell poles as slaves
why are you in thailand yet you seem more patriotic than most actual British people?
my mate wrote a rap and last saturday we were listening to it he said about how he hated being british and all the lads nodded their heads like 'yeahh i'm feeling that lyric'
Most of them will be going to Germany, seeing as half of their family members already live there.
business idea: privatise all of poland
That's wrong, Japs are massive britboos
Have you tried being friends with actual British people and not """people""" who "rap"?
business idea: use poland as official nuclear waste dump of the EU
Woken up to whatsapp messages from 3 different girls
Last day of wageslaving today, feels good tbqhwyfm
I'm more interested in why you and your mates rap to each other lmao
youtu.be
Chris Chan has lost it once again
business idea: stay in EU to avoid nuclear holocaust
I should sincerely hope so lol
Moving probably made me a lot more patriotic if you can wrap your head around that. It's strange I know, but when you're an expat you're labled a Brit, when you're in Britain, you're just another person.
also vocaroo us a cheeky rap lad
Yeah but the thing about the UK is... literally everyone learns English as a second language.
Your """"mate"""" is a rasheed
haha some hilarious guy just messaged me this
Thailad is my friend
-Anonymous
We won't get many Turks here
business idea: forcible migration of Polish males into Denmark to help their birthrate problem
very uncomfortable
>auscunts will never post anything of any worth
Personally I'm so happy that Maggie rekt Argentina during the Falklands War. I don't give a shit about the islands, but imagine if we lost, we'd be in Argentina's situation and the shitposting would be REAL.
fucking spacking it down in Paris. Also was just walking down the street and about 15 emergency service vehicles with sirens on sped past. Happening?
with benefits?
You can leave it at that if you like but a reason would also be good.
Stay woke
could it not have something to do with the rail strike?
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He's genuinely part paki actually, but everyone seemed to agree with him.
Millions of people listen to grime in Britain, it's a big part of this place regardless whether or not you like it
Do not reply to the Aussie shitposting cunt.
i chose peppering with buck shot because i know you boys also have tough gun laws x
>brits unironically hate grime
lmao bitch ass white boys
youtube.com
I've already given you a reason you idiot
gabrielle get
remy lacroix seems like an alright person
t. Jimmy Wong
Teacher took my snappy gum lads how do I get revenge on the cunt
>brits unironically hate the greatest development in modern music
vapourwave?
All rasheeds out
All auscunts out
All Continentals out
Yanks can stay
Ah right, you're the same lad that thinks only Turks with family abroad will migrate.
She is
I actually went to a house party that she was also at here in California
Chatted her up a bit and asked for her number but she didn't give it out :/
t. Muhammad Mohammad
>auscunts out
>Yanks can stay
could you be more obviously a disguised yank
morning again lads
slightly more sober this time
I'd thoroughly enjoy being electrocuted
>losing 20 pounds in 20 days with a strict diet and daily exercise
Is it feasible lads?
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If Karen was real she'd be part of a paki's rapegang and you'd be powerless to change it.
turkey won't get into the eu in the next 100 years lad, they've got literally no chance at the 31 chapters they've got left, and no matter what fasttracking benefits they're given they still need to completely change everything about their country first. won't happen.
>How to get stretch marks?
why is it that i associate Essex with chavs?
>paki rape gang
>in japan
>in English countryside
>Millions of people listen to grime in Britain, it's a big part of this place regardless whether or not you like it
no it's fucking not, only edgy uni student, chavs and niggers/pakis listen to it
Nope
i wouldn't really call it chavvy
it's more laddy nowadays desu
*smiles at you*
no
even if you ate nothing and exercised nonstop.
>stretch marks from losing weight
what?
Because you've heard of it
next edition is the Gibraltar edition
>in English countryside
Yes. Just because they don't have a rotherham headline don't think they aren't raping little girls everywhere in the country.
All reports seem to indicate it's inevitable. They're getting pretty nasty about it recently saying they'll remove all migrant blocks etc.
also found this.
cdn.images.express.co.uk
mornin
Any rapid change in body shape can result in stretch marks
>niamh
now that's a meme I havent seen in a while
that is her, right?
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wow poland got a tree