How can I learn to squat like a slav?

How can I learn to squat like a slav?

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Zakhar is bro tier

Artyom and Boris seem pretty alright

Palm oil diet is the key.

this

>liking Boris
dumb pidor

heels must touch the ground

>not warding off bears with Boris
>not staying with babushka and eating great home made food
>not talking about military with Boris while maintaining good condition
>not embarrassing Boris with making him know about his secret

Are you pidorashka?

Arytom seems even gayer than Boris.

these all seem like decent fellows tbqhwyf

>i will never have a friend like zakhar

>Boris
>have own mercedes
>lives with babushka

I've been teaching myself slowly to thirdworld squat. Each time I go for a cigarette, or drop something on the ground, I now squat. And let me tell you, it's fuggen working. I can now touch my heels on the ground (though it hurts a fair bit)

I am become thirdworldsquatter

Heels touch the ground when slavs squat around

>How can I learn to squat like a slav?
Tutorial:
youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM

>plays HMM3 for 10 years
kek

>none of them plays DOTA
dropped

How do you think he's able to afford it?

that sounds comfy.

I believe westerners cannot squat with the ankles touching the grounds because they shit sitting on toilets all their life, in China people shit in holes in the ground and many people(gopniks) in Russia chill outside drinking vodka and eating roasted sunfloweeds while squatting. So you need to stretch your ankle muscles

thx

There's no way to unless you are one.

You need to develop a deep natural internal affinity to slav culture. To do so, you've got to have at least 10 years' worth of experience of living in a slav country, which basically will make you a slav, and then you automatically will learn how to squat like a professional slav.

slav squatting is not hard at all

DOTA for shkolniki, HMM3 for oldfags

Can you squat comfortably for long periods with ankles touching ground?

i wish i was a slav

I've never tried it for long periods but getting into the position is easy and comfortable

I can respect Dima, staying hydrated is important.

Why

It's easy for a short time but I've heard that gopniks chat on the street while staying squatted hours

slavs are undeniably cool.

No you d-
>check flag
ok maybe you do.

>I will never have a slavic BF

Would hang out with Boris.

artyom seems like a bro

>ywn do krokodil in a children's park
just hold me bros