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brexit edition

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cara

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"Can't barrage the Farage"

good edition

hello

Kyary supports an independent UK

Karazhan

lads

Hi, I really like all of you guys on /brit/ and I class each and every one of you as my friends. Only problem is I don't actually have many friends in real life nor on my facebook account. If any of you would like to become friends on facebook then just send a request over and we'll take it from there.

Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Jordan x

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>tfw it's going to be 49% leave 51% stay
>tfw Cameron will declare that "The people of Britain have spoken" and that it's a wonderful day for democracy
>It will be revealed that non-whites swung it

Screencap this post

~i pugged KZ you can call me crazy but my other guild members were just too damn lazy~

we're in here

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Wish I had

the face of Devon
the intelligence of Cornwall

good post

>he still thinks we're going to vote to leave
How comically Rorke can you get? It's going to be a clear victory for remain, thank fuck. All the leave campaign are doing right now is trying to make the defeat as narrow as possible so they can whine and try and get another one afterwards like the Scotcucks are.

very scared of how brexit is gonna turn out lads

>the intelligence of cornwall

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>Aussies scrambling to make the next /brit/ before the current one's even dead
Y?

HOW DO I BLOCK Sup Forums ON MY PHONE

would it help if I held your hand?

>It's going to be a clear victory for remain, thank fuck.

Ofc it will be, it will be rigged.

>cornwilly
>intelligent

Wish I had the boipucci of cornwall

look at this fucking dog

*dogs at that fucking dog*

Contemplating buying a minifridge for my room and not telling my mum.

You're kidding right?

I thought you bongs had a darker sense of humor.

Wish I had the dress sense of cornwall

>Already resorting to conspiracy theories
The next few months on /brit/ is going to be hilarious

theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/31/uk-voters-leaning-towards-brexit-guardian-poll-reveals?CMP=share_btn_tw

How many tears do you think the guardian staff shed as they typed this out?

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who the fuck actually subscribes to the FT

theres dark and theres being a twat.

Is there a 'warmup' time for your brain?

learning kana, but at first I was doing absolute bollocks and now i'm steamrolling it

>10C

fuck ME it is COLD

>he isn't the son of an oligarch living in Mayfair
lol

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absolute tune

11ºC here waheyy get stuffed

>government wants in
>banks want in
>entire world wants in

hmm

>Thinking the Jews will let us leave

Dim lad

>this remaincuck delusion

We're leaving m8. Better pack your bags ready now for Germany or Sweden or whichever diverse hellhole you belong.

NEED a *insert adjective here* gf

Suppose so.

What's Devon like?

magnum > cornetto 2bh

all you did was mention people dying
you didnt exactly put a twinge on it or post a funny reaction with it mate

YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
THE JANNYS ON FIRE

nearly bought a steak bake today but greggs was a bit crowded so I decided against it. Regretful decision imo.

Good lad

just got in from a walk with my dog lads

>learning kana

Absolutely 100% this to be quite honest with you family unit

> he doesn't live in the capital of the world, London, instead he chooses to remain in his northern shit hole to live and die a meaningless life

Wow lmao

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lmfao uncutties btfo

I don't want to go out with the gf and her friends tonight lads

I just don't want to go

Why are yanks so utterly fucking clueless about what banter is?

very pretty and cosy

>People aren't seeing the secret good news behind the referendum whatever the result.

The Tory party is about to get utterly ripped in two.

the average pro eu /brit/ knob

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This 2bh nothing wrong with a dark joke but it has to be actually funny, just being an edgy twat doesn't cut it

Post doggo

C U C K C I T Y
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We're living in anti-establishment times. The popularity of Trump, Sanders and Corbyn prove it. What the western mainstream politicians want us to do, we do the opposite. Wouldn't be surprised if brexit wins because of that

Bump

>Olivia Munn
Who?

lmfao all of England is a shithole rasheed

>Immigrants built this city

I assume he's talking about the Romans?

Don't go

Stay in and post on /brit/ instead

Commie slags are supposed to make an appearance tonight

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sexual-assault-music-festival-cologne-darmstadt-a7057416.html
The religion of peace strikes again

Imagine struggling out of the water in the dead of night and watching gran sleeping on her bed just floating away.

Probably because we don't banter.

Looks nice, here's Rapid nowadays.

based ciro gomes

unpopular opinion: precarious employment is good.

literally can't think of anything worse than the prospect of life time job security. imagine going in to work every day knowing you're most likely going to be there for the rest of your life . it sucks motivation to do better.

artists have known this for ages. That's why creative people quit their jobs to focus on their passion.

>Not voting the exact opposite of what politicians, bankers and big business want as a matter of principle.

fuck off. it isn't the religion that makes them violent. islam teaches peace.
maybe if we made them feel more welcome they wouldn't do things like this

>Be Scottish
>Vote to leave the United Kingdom
>Be Scottish
>Told to vote to stay in EU

Why are my people so fucking stupid?

>Commie slags are supposed to make an appearance tonight
SOURCE???

This is what the french are rioting/protesting over, they are losing it

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don't type it into the address bar

But that's not funny in and of itself.

Where's the joke?

Sirloin steak, sweet potato wedges and blue cheese sauce for dinner tonight

Odds I go into town and get the sandwich artiste to create me the spiciest subway possible

Evens I just cook myself a balanced and healthy meal for less cost

YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.

Japan and Japanese Girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.

Ponce, what's wrong with the chippy

link???

DANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

post this again and I'll unscrew your head

does anyone else hate those fuckheads who have the hoods of their hoodies on when there's absolutely no reason to?

same principle applies to cocks. snip it.

Chinese are cuter than Japs, though. But I guess they don't think about me either.

White guilt and the "racism" meme are too powerful, lad

Hillary will win and the rise of the """"far"""" right will fail
It's leftists parties in power for eternity from here on out

Holy fuck lads. I just spent 3 hours recovering an email address I deleted, trying a fuckload of different dates and passwords and addresses. If you looked at me you'd think I'd just ran a marathon.

but my internet gf is always thinking of me

Visualize it:
You're sopping wet, barely breathing, struggled out of the cold water, and you just glance over and there's gran blissfully unaware of what's happening.

Done a thing

>Chinese are cuter than Japs

going to have to disagree with you there mate

>Aussies literally can't stop talking about cocks
WeW
eWe
WeW

this again

read the news

>Mayfair

enjoy your povvo lifestyle mate

It's just not funny mate, just weird