/brit/

>oh that's your dick?
>what's that thing over the end of it!?

edition

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cara.

little uncut brit dicks BTFO

your mouth luv

>cutfaggots
hello, israeleddit!

>tfw my 20,000 pics of cara got deleted
I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BE

Did a leave vote lads

doing my best

howcome

REAL /brit/ here:

Rape black men in their huge arse

:3

>they actually thought I'd let the plebes drag us out the EU

disregard this post. i suck cocks.

Tibetans are poor innocent mountain sages living simple wholesome lives

Europeans are vile twisted devils who need their lives controlled and dominated by a powerful liberal elite in order to not do anything naughty

Why do kippers hate civil liberties and common law?

I'll post about this when they've been proven guilty, not when they've been accused

good lads

where does it say /brit/

You fucked it up

Just seen a Brexit advert.

Fail lad

nice subject, fuckhead

...

trump shit is boring, especially when its Europeans on about it

FOY

>she
>black

nuke this planet

thumbnail made it look like she'd pissed herself

Anyone else doing that £50 million bet thing?

IS THAT CARA

LOL

FUCK CARALAD
FUCK YOU

Haha
No

>Nigel's on suicide watch

ITS OVER.

tbf it seems everyone hates those things these days, even the so called Tories have eroded our civil liberties further

rude

>Why yes I am a Tory

To the lad talking about the velius hairs or whatever. It'd good that I have them, right?

>Hi there user, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!

Didn't mean to start that with "tbf"

Daily reminder Cara cucked Johnny Depp

finger bang bang, bang bang bang
finger bang bang, bang bang bang
im gonna finger bang you into my life

dumb niggerlover

I think so, I don't know

They're meant to turn to terminal hairs after puberty

fake

we all know cara plays xbox

Literally nothing.

fuck off slut

>one chance in life
>born with an essex accent
>mfw that fucking lisp on my "s" sounds

>tfw no effy gf

Crushing depression and an overall pessimistic outlook on my life
A-and you?

Official England line up against Wales

hey schlomo, you're cut arent you?

>been working loads lately
>had no time to do anything
>take sandwiches to work 90% of time with some fruit and other bits and bobs
>run out of bread
>don't realise until yesterday night
>ask my mum to call and get me some today
>OH YEAH, UMMM, OK, IF I GET TIME
>she doesn't have a job
>all she does is clean the house, take my brother to school and chill with her friends
>thinks being a full time mum is the hardest job in the world
>complains about getting no sleep and all that bollocks
>only lives 15 minutes away
>get home
>no bread
>mfw

Should mention that I've been biking to work past couple months so can't really call on the way home as I've nowhere to put it and nowhere to put my bike

Rude yank

eggs

its ninjare bang bang m8

>clyne
>white

>ethan and reddit
fuck off

i'm circumsised

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>tfw my Dad is so depressing I call him Negativatron
>tfw all he talks about is Nazi shit and Muslims

I'm anti Muslim as anyone but it's all he fucking talks about.

>/brit/
>American

How about you fuck off.

I always see you spamming on /brit/ threads "Cara" and whatnot. Kill yourself.

It's been 10 years dammit!

But I have a really strong chin and mustache growth. It's fully matured and not whispy or anything. Just my cheeks are lacking, so I'm trying to hurry them on.

got the old thread open just in case janny does his nut

twirl vs twix

This is actually how yanks date each other

How old are you, and hows your diet

> he's cut
> sex is 4 times less pleasurable for him

Sounds goods this cut buisness lads

I'm bored of Hodgson now. Steve Evans IN

finna get high dudes

>also you need 5 years experience of being in a relationship + a degree

>he greentexts wrong
>he prepends a space to the greentexted text

Sounds good this being new business lads

Very funny

:/

Vai se fuder seu preto de merda.

Se mate.

Jenko > clyne

27 and good.

I'm not dumb i freakin work 4 jobs and i'm an ifbb certified instructor kick boxer and there you are making fun of me calling me puddinghead

How do we feel about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=VN4ngHco5sE

I have avoidant personality disorder so I have trouble thinking of positive things to say about myself, stop triggering.

Had to tell the doctor I was a virgin. Very embarrassing considering I'm 24

My dads a typical working class Tory that's only slightly racist desu

>there are over 200 million British people worldwide

if he's so good why ent he been called up haha

Sometimes I'll have a wank when I've been outside in the cold or just got out of a cold shower and my cock is much, much less sensitive and the climax is fucking trash. This must be how it is to be cut.

I honestly don't think I'd bother wanking if I was cut.

I have a history degree from Cambridge. Do not fucking argue with me.

i;ll smash the fuck out of ya scrawny banana eating shithouse

apologise

I feel that I shouldn't be seeing the same link in two different threads

Cos woys an idiot

what was that for?

couldn't imagine having to use lube just to wank

Why the fuck did you have to tell him that? If they ask if you're sexually active, just say you haven't had sex in the last 6 months or something.

Did he laugh at you?

>Cambridge
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

why are korean girls such bad dancers?

>27
my condolences
nothing you can do but pray to allah

i don't get embarrassed about being a virgin, i get embarrassed about being a neet

feeling chilly lads

colonoscopy x

doubt

actually despise that woman without having met her

Can't imagine what it'd be like to be uncut. Sex feels pretty good already, but I guess you can't miss what you never had.

Jenko is hurt