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Does your country have massive hordes of mosquitoes ruining summer?

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yes, pain in the fucking ass

>Does your country have massive hordes of mosquitoes ruining summer?
depends on the climate zone, spring summer it's pretty dry here, we don't have much usually.

magpies ruin summer in my area, it's pretty shit

youtube.com/watch?v=pbRsT2S8TBg

I just realized this too. My fucking shit, it seems like there is 10x more than last summer and it has been like week.

1. yes
2. yes

i havent seen any yet but they exist
theyre not too bad in chicago though

Living on a reserve innawoods right next to a wetlands lake is the worst for these little shits

THEY WON'T STOP NAGGING ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP

Pull your roots out of the woods and into the sky.

*bbzzZZzZZzZZzZZZzzzZZZ*

I was walking through the forest like technoviking yesterday lel

Not really, no.

It's always a Finn complaining about things he cannot change. Your people constantly make threads like these, in which you whine like women.

lol don't get them :)

enjoy zika everybody
enjoy scratching a bite and having it get infected with new antibiotic-immune supergerms
enjoy the last human memes

So I take it Finns are yet to discover this?

I just killed one with an elctro racket.

You fuckers better be grateful for not living in the carribean

it makes me crazy

they love my ears for some fucking reason

Do you wrap yourself in those when you step outside?

HAHAHAHAHAHA ZIKA

>a Swede calling anyone a woman

There's always at least two of them in my room

Get yourself one of these, cuck.

Complain some more, woman.

Yes, that's why I don't go outside

>tfw city near swamp

>im so poor I can't afford a 2€ net to keep insects out

Waaaait. Israel is a desert, a miserable scorching expanse of dusty cracked earth where water has been a myth since the days of Canaan, how the hell would you have mosquitos?

>what kind of next couple weeks you want fám
>just cicada my shit up

Sorry, I can't take that seriously for obvious reasons

they're coming yes, ive killed a few in my room because its impossible to sleep with those fuckers, im gonna buy Raid tomorrow and start gassing these fuckers

be strong and endure the pain you fucking pussy

I get that nomads are yet to discover houses, but sure as hell you have some form of these?

I can be a woman, for you

what do you think the jews evolved from

I don't really care, because you are like a woman.

I produce some kind of natural mosquito repellent or something. I almost never get bit, even in the jungle.

Damn, noice.

>he doesn't repel the winged jew

does anybody SERIOUSLY know whats even the fucking purpose of mosquitoes?
WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST?

HAHA GET FUCKED NORTHERN HEMISPHERE C U C K S

And then what if, I mean just to think of it, you will go just a little bit crazy and combine these two. I mean holy shit dude, aren't you supposed to be good at yurt construction?

>spending the summer in your house

Get out of your parents' fucking basement sometimes.

Some fish eat their larvae and bats eat them, but I don't know if they go extinct without them

btw Lanacane anti itch creams works awesome, I used some today, got 3 red bites on me now

How?

to kill us subhumans with tropical diseases

>t. zika-retard with a TINY NIGGER HEAD :^)

>Being unable to construct a yurt with an anti-mosquito net
Genghis Khan would have been disappointed.

mother nature is fucking us good

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Yeah, but you got massive hordes of something else ruining your summer :^)

Britain doesn't have Mosquitoes.

I always assumed this was as it was to cold. But apparently Finland has them?

:)

buzzzzzzzzzz :DD

>germany trying out online humour for the first time
No grace, no subtlety, no fun. You're a disgrace.

CUTE

jesus fucking christ

>implying i spend my summer on a basement only by looking at a pic

You dense motherfucker.

We do, they're mostly around the coast. We seem to get more midges than mosquitoes though.

>Does your country have massive hordes of mosquitoes ruining summer?
more than Finland does I rekon

can barely go outside without being covered by them in seconds
but blackflies and horseflies are worse because they actually hurt when they bite

folk song about them in Ontario
youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo

>magpies

Even the most harmless creatures in Australia are at least trying to kill you.
Why are you such a penal colon(y) of all fauna?

abc.net.au/news/2016-05-31/kangaroo-ruptures-womans-breast-implants-clare-valley-attack/7461862

they poo all over the place, bring rubbish everywhere with their nests and steal things like flying niggers

they're a menace in Alberta

>nice peaceful summer day you got there bro
>would be a shame if someone were to ruin it

Fuck this thread

what a horrible creature

blood sucking bitches that leave you in itching blisters after they suck your precious body fluid.

Males are cool though, they do their own thing, they dont need blood, just fly around and fuck bitches all day everyday.

that's not so bad

try this

fat little bees are qt

I didn't actually even need that pic to know that.
Here, have a wall.

bumblers are so cute

They're actually just fluffy. Underneath it's pretty much like one of these

This year is so far so good. 2 years ago was a nightmare. Too many rains that made breeding grounds for them.

because theyre germanophobic

Vhy du yuoo hete-a zee leettle-a boozzy oones vheech lufe-a oooor bluud su mooch? vhy du yuoo deny zeem zee reeght tu feest oon us? boogs leefes metter! Bork Bork Bork!

>66666
R u posting from the ninth circle of hell?

they have a much better temperament though
and I like how wasps look, just not how they behave

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to fuck shit up

you can buy a hat like this

I actually fucking laughed at this.
Goddamn krauts.

There is a god and he's an asshole.

Stephen J Gould thought they should be wiped out. but he's just a hater, denying that the earth was created 6000 years ago by a psychotic narcissistic superpowered malevolent spirit being.

Learn the fucking difference.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm always glad to see bees in the garden.

wasps aren't as bad as hornets in aggressiveness

I don't fucking know what it is, is it some morbid insect curiosity or whatever but they constantly buzz around my head and keep literally getting into my face the crazy fucks

and they won't leave until either I leave or I find something to kill them with

i hate hornets so goddamn much

>chilling out at the lake
>this fucker comes around with a loud buzz
>lands on your back, out of your hands reach

what do?

that's his girlfriend now

Tell him youre neutral, then offer to store his gold in your vaults.

The worst things are those wild fly's, we call them "obad" I think. They are annoying as fuck, once he starts follow you he's not gonna give up + they bite out of fucking nowhere. Those hell spawns are only active when it's hot as fuck, and only in countryside.

Wrong, you jump into the lake and hope he loses intrest.

Here in stockholm, no swamps so not too many mosquitos. Up north where my summer retreat is? THOSE CUNTS ARE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!!!!!! THEY MAKE YOU FLIP YOUR SHIT WITH THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! AND THATS NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE BIGASS FLY EAT SKIN THINGS WE CALL "BROMS" THEY LIKE HEAT AND MAKE MY BOAT ENGINES TURN FROM BLACK TO SILVER AND THEN THEY START ATTACKING FUCK THOSE THINGS

Linnaeus, god emperor of autism, and creator of the animal class and taxon system, said famously of the Swedish/Finnish north (considered the same place at the time)

"God placed the mosquitoes here, so that we wouldn't confuse the north with paradise."

lol'd

thats a good joke

That fucker waits above water. There is only one escape: one of you 2 have to die.

Ovod in Russian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly
Also these motherfuckers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse-fly

I know, last time I had to fucking hold my breath for 3minutes while swatting the water hoping the fucker flies away.

Even death is better than getting constantly stung and raped by the fuckers.

Also if you let them do their thing, you might get a bad one that starts laying eggs in you.

Now watch botfly larvae videos on youtube :-DDD

I wouldn't mind if they were just outside but somehow they get into my apartment. Yesterday I was killing them left and right, and then four more would appear for every two I destroyed. Fuck those things