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Child chokes to death on kinder egg
Dylan Phillips
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Ian Rogers
Nothing wrong with some natural selection
It's banned in the US because it would decimate your population
Lucas Cruz
DELETE THIS
Leo Ross
france is a disappointment after disappointment
John Jackson
>be french
>kinder'd
Austin Miller
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This. No woman in the future will have a gag reflex.
Nathan Cruz
>french girl
Was she French, or was she "french"?
Jackson Roberts
kinder surprise is worth more than the life of one little girl idiot
Asher Anderson
this, italian assault eggs are mass destruction
Brayden Collins
>Kinder egg
>Kinder is German for child
>French child is killed by German product
History is repeating itself
Jaxson Brooks
Kinder egg is more dangerous than M16
American logic
Nolan Collins
How much does this thing cost in your countries?
Here it's like 2$, but that probably isn't the real price since literally everything here is subsidized by gov monies
Carter Cox
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Jason Sanders
You autists are actually mentally ill
Luis Gonzalez
t. ahmed abdullah mohammed
Hudson Ross
1$ per egg here
Levi Russell
>french
nothing of value lost
Ryder James
I don't remember but it's probably 5 bucks.
Christopher Brooks
t.lesser french
Christian Brooks
Freedom ain't free
Ayden Wilson
Something between 1 and 2$
Luis Sanchez
t. francophone loving nigger
Zachary Gonzalez
~0.8-0.9$
Christopher Sanchez
1302 agrees with you monkey
Nathan Lewis
>Three-year-old
All Kinder Surprise Eggs have this sign. It means The Eggs are prohibited for children three years old or under.
Aiden Morgan
>German product
I know you know, but you just had to trigger me, didn't you?
Brody Brown
what an edgelords' thread
Landon King
if you banned kinder eggs it would mean only criminals would have access to them. It's a necessity for every well regulated militia to have a delicious chocolate treat with a fun toy inside, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
Leo Rodriguez
Nevermind, turns out it costs less than a dollar. About 0.9$ to be exact
Julian Turner
614,348 died of burger in 2013 in the US.
There is a burger on every street corner.
Explain.
Jacob King
The US ban on toys inside of food is older than that product.
Carter Myers
My parents banned this shit when I was younger so I know how americans feel
>Parents used to say that I only get one treat for being good
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
>this upset me and made me mad
I was so fucking angry about this shit. I tried to make my father kill my mother by stealing some kinder eggs and hiding the toys in the house with notes saying stuff like 'I'll give this to your son when we are together' so he would think she was cheating. He found it was me though and beat me.
Chase Lee
hahahahaha
Anthony Nelson
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
That sounds jewy as fuck.
Robert Perez
and what about the shiny paper? Me in GDR found that cool too
Nathan Brooks
Oh, m8, let me hug you.
Owen Peterson
How many more smug non-Americans have to die before we introduce common sense Kinder Egg control?
Isaiah Sanders
They wouldn't let you save up treats to get two at once?
Leo Martinez
>Home
Dunno, in Germony we eat the choclit and play with the toi...
Chase Thomas
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>EURETARDEANS
Mason Lopez
>EURETARDEANS
This is incredibly uncreative, user
Camden Johnson
So....... To not choke take left
Cooper Edwards
go fuck yaself
John Turner
Your parents are incredible assholes.
Anthony Lopez
t. continent that banned firearms and is now being overrun by low-income thirdworld thugs
Connor Miller
Hmmm, I don't remember so many amerifats as tourists lately
Cameron Perry
We tend not to go on vacation to muslim countries.
Kayden Lee
Italy was a mistake
t. Napoleon I and III
Belgium was a mistake
t. our whole country
Juan Wilson
Kinder Choke'olade
Levi Johnson
>Belgium was a mistake
Y YOU FUCKING KNOW IT IDIOT
Then why fight so fiercly for it? Are you a french really THIS cucked?
>Oppress Flemish farmers for centuries
>Cry when they rebel
>Want to keep Belgium subhuman French
>Muuhhhh Belgium was a mistake
Can't fucking wait to go full 1302 on your ass again you subhuman french-speaking monkey
Nathaniel Robinson
Now that's a future I want to live in.
Brody Young
>french
i bet her name was akifah al-khaboom
Elijah Bell
kek
Anthony Edwards
Lel, wise father, stealing must be punished.
Bentley Allen
She died choking on the toy itself. She could've just as well choked on any small toy.
The question is, why did her parents let her play with such a small toy? Surely they had to know the egg contains one. A three-year old would never get those shell opened by herself, they're bloody hard to open.
Matthew Wood
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
that's asshole as fuck, it's not like it's costing them extra for "two" treats or something.
Lincoln Lopez
T H I S
It's be like a kinder egg plague, mass piles of single americans
Henry Campbell
Ha.
Jack Barnes
Who's the retard now, Eurpoops?
Anthony Peterson
That kid died not long after this photo was taken
John Brown
Do French children celebrate Easter?
Lucas Carter
Chill out, Mohamad Van Kanker, don't explode
Jackson Evans
t. Mehmetovitch
(t. Sofiana, Bilel's cousin)
Justin Nguyen
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