Meanwhile in America

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Fuck

There is literally nothing wrong with being a gator

Leave that gator alone. He seems chill.

So? It's just a reptile. You can pet them if you earn their respect.

Gators aren't interested in people. I understand they're pretty good eating too. Plus you can make them into handbags and shoes.

it looks cg to me

Gators
Gonna
Gait

That's a dinosaur.

CHOOT EM

Reminds me of that guy that saved an aligator's life and they became friends. Sounds pretty cool.

looks fake as fuck

Who told him he could play through.

AAAAHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE

Gator balls (balled up meat, not balls) are fucking great.

He identifies as human, shitlord.

That's fake, you can tell because of the shadows.

As someone from Louisiana though, I can tell you that alligators can grow that big

>that one guy who threw the rock which sealed the boar's fate
why?

Troy Landry pls go

The only good boar is a dead boar

Are alligator attacks a big deal in the US?

Brazillian ones almost never attack people.

All those "men" there and not a single one tried to kill it with a hunting knife for honor or glory.

Just helping out his gatorbro.

That video is fucking ridiculous.
>hehe the piggy is drinking water
>O look a gator I hope he doesn't eat it!
>Haha the piggy is trying to eat the bread next to the gator
>I know, I'll throw more. That'll defuse this situation
>OHMYGAWD HE ATE IT

Not really. Most alligator related injuries are car crashes because they like to sun bathe in the middle of the road.

Only when the match is thrown.

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>implying white males can still fight like they used to

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>Meanwhile in America
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>not realizing he was baiting the worthless hog the entire time

I know he was. I'm taking about the women in the background goating him on, then freaking out when the alligator does what alligators do

>Swedes this jelly that they don't live with dinosaurs

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meh, we have this.

Oh, right, touche.

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INTERIOR

CROCODILE

ALLIGATOR

That takes some balls going canoeing out in the bayou like that.

I

DOMO ALLIGATOR MR. CROCODILE

DRIVE

What's it like on Pokemon island?

Fake

A CHEVROLET

Once the wall is built those bad boys are going to be swimming around the moat surrounding it.

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>DUDE LET'S CROSS A SPIDER WITH A GIANT MOSQUITO.

t. nature

>be american
>don't shoot giant alligator

Alligator lives actually do matter.

>dem boars trying to help their bro out

>alligators
>not bro-tier

Fucking saltwater crocodiles on the other hand need to be gassed

Fucking great animal. You have the chance to have this animals on your territory, so don't kill them. (I know you're M'urricans) but still, theyr're so rare, you know.

I will choot em all

We also have crocodiles in South Florida. Not as big as Australian salties though

The US has a better record of protecting nature than europe.

We literally invented national parks.

We have cleaner air than europe and have animals that many euro nations wiped out.

they're trying to get the piece of bread the pig never got to

Our Crocodiles are even more bro tier than gators 2bh

plenty of areas in America is as polluted as Europe

>We have cleaner air than europe and have animals that many euro nations wiped out.

Like Indigenous people

yay........

...

That's right mate, but you still have strange laws abut hunting white bears with copters and shit.
Europe killed its own animals in the middle age, when there was no laws.

There is literally nothing wrong with hunting as long as it's controlled.
The place where you are hunting is irrelevant

And this is terrible. I agree. Just there is a difference between middle age and modern states. Loook at Europe now. Are the laws the same as in the middle age?

>tfw there will never again be lions in Europe
>tfw european bison will never roam free
>tfw no aurochs

>The place where you are hunting is irrelevant
But the species you're hunting are.

Hunters are the best conservationists tbqh. They don't want the game to run out.

This, the national park system was implemented by a man famous for his hunting antics.

They are in a state of very fragile balance that requires constant watch and control.

>lions in Europe
Antiquity
>european bison
Prehistory
>aurochs
16ème century.
Sorry for not control these guys

If you don't kill the natural hunters (wolves, bears) the natural cycle don't need human hunt.

That cop does not look like he knows what to do lol

Based Teddy

Good point. I had no idea the upper midwest was so polluted. Was that from the heavy industry that used to be there?

I believe that the guy who was throwing the bread at the alligator was a tour guide trying to give some tourists a show. To be honest, boars are a nuisance in many states.

If we didn't kill the hunters they would hunt us too.

Is that guy wearing a kilt?

Yes. It's called the rust belt for a reason.

He's reaching for a pokeball

>they're going with the cartoon aesthetic again

Pigs aren't native to murrica Eurofriend. They're exclusively a detrimental invasive species and they must all be put to the sword.
Remove bacon.

It's for the best

Is that an American tourist resting?

Looks like Oblivion.

>tfw your country killed most of its dangerous non-human wildlife

>looks like Oblivion

>Meanwhile in Florida

FTFY

btw that Alligator is flying high on meth

Don't worry, you're introducing more non-human dangerous wildlife from other countries.

"Giant"
Holy shit, this guy's camera is cringe

Just look at that fucking potato.

well next time you are out in the woods and you see a wolf tell him politely but firmly that you aren't going to attack him if he doesn't attack you

no one goes hunting for wolves wtf

>tfw no high test gator

Why would they b8 pigger like that?

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Dogs are cute.

Gators are afraid of boats to the point they hesitate when you hit the water. Conflicting instincts
>it's a boat I need to fuck off
>something's thrashing about I need to finish it off

>Lake Placid vs Anaconda was just on telly
>Robert Englund starred in this garbage

The first Lake Placid was actually pretty good.

And the first Anaconda.

And that other alligator movie where they get stuck on an island in a swamp/jungle and there's a dog with them. Croc has its lair in a cave under a tree

That film was called Rogue apparently, independent film

I guess everything beats ScyFy (sp) garbage

What is this creature?

It's called a Dunsparce.

delet

Someone drop a black kid next to it.