>be me
>have obnoxious Russian neighbors
>they have a little snot-nosed 8 year old brat child
>he is annoying as fuck
>earlier today, he runs onto my yard, and kicks my kitten in the ribs
>I grab my pellet gun, and shoot the fucker in the back
>his parents call the cops
>an officer shows up
>mfw the officer sides with me, because he hates filthy commie immigrants
Feels good, lads
Don't mess with the russians, maybe your cat will miss a leg.
How was your day?
You are no better than that filthy thieve brazilian poster. KYS
Lel they wont do shit.
Very nice
what are things that never happened?
The holocaust
Wait a minute op he kicked your cat in the ribs?
You should have shot him twice
Fucking Russian Jew defense force
Good job m8. Set their house on fire while you are at it, dirty traitors deserve to burn.
>attacking a defenseless kitty
I hope it was painful, good job, burgerbro
>pellet gun
I hope you at least have a stronger variety because that shit doesn't hurt very much at all in my experience. I wouldn't risk having to deal with a murricop for it, anyway.
I hope i had a pellet gun
Please don't hurt me
I am not a communist. I am a Libertarian
>pellet gun
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why didn't you shoot him with a real gun you fucking pussy?
If he kicked my cat he'd be dead right now.
OP probably doesn't want to go to jail for murdering a child, user.
>American
>shooting kids
Why is this new?
Got what he deserved
Sorry for your kot, user. He is fine now I guess...
Lol. Merricop
It was obvious that the kitten was russian, your yard is russian clay too
Is the kitty ok?
I am on your side too buddy, rich russians are cancer, they are thinking what they are better than other people. Fuck them, next time use the real gun.
Burn the child.
It's self-defense of his pet which cannot defend itself. Is that not covered under castle laws or stand your ground laws or something?
Is kitty ok? You can sue them for that.