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Kanada

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25 posts early reeeeeeeeee

Noice

>tfw bois tuch ur hed

Dinner/all I ate today.

Cutting sucks but is also tasty

bad posts

you're not real

Good thread

>slowing down your metabolism
Never a good idea.

good fele

thanks

51st state when

pay denbts

DC is going to become a state before you guys are.

You don't even want to be a state

When you nerds finally vote yes

Hurry up! North and South Dakota want to get married already!

when the crotchety old fucking idiots in your country either die off or shit gets so bad there's a coup or something

Shedinja is indisputably the greatest Pokemon that exists.
Don't even try to debate me.

What the fuck is that?!

What the actual fucking fuck is that??!

i wholeheartedly agree

get out stupid weeb

>tfw Eastern European Jew diaspora

hahahahhahahaha How The Fuck Is Shedinja real hahahha nigga just tackle it like nigga just fury swipe nigga hahaha

you'll eventually say yes
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>1 hp
How?

Give me a letter followed by a number between 1-10
ex. A1

because its literally a meme pokeman

It can only be hurt by supereffective attacks. It's a dark/bug type, so only flying, rock, ghost, dark, or fire can hurt it.

A1

What should I pack for lunch senpaitachi

What isn't a meme?

He any good?

Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization
A1

Is Gordon Ramsey really that great of a chef?
He seems too hyped.

>when cana-chan talks 2 u

Smug motherfuckers

A1

>It can only be hurt by supereffective attacks.

nigga just soak him and then you can fucking tickle him to death

like really nigga you don't even got shit on me i've traveled across the land searching far and wide to show the pokemon the power thats inside

and what have you done nigga? you evolved a nincada and had an extra space in your bag

get the fuck on my level buck-o

>mfw my thread won

He wrecks pretty much everyone's shit.

This guy is probably just butthurt because he lost to a Shedinja.

Ewwwwwwww

bologna sandwich and an apple

>inb4 Centipede internet defense force

It's called a bug, just kill it and throw it away.

Wit isnt a centipede it crawled into my leg and I threw it off I just lost it I don't know where it went

Why don't you come and do it then

SHUT THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
SHUD DA DOOR
SHUDDADOOR
SHUDDADOOR
SHUDOOR

heh

are you that girl poster?

You won't even let me contact you outside of here though :P. In all seriousness it's just a bug and it's pretty much harmless, at least you dont get stink bugs like we do. When they die they let off an awful smell that attracts more of them

you're gonna have an infestation by tommorow

I'm a young woman I just dont like silverfish or whatever that was it was like as big as a quarter and just gross and it touched my leg it was on my foot and crawling all over me

I wanted to see this meme somehow morph with the hodor meme but it never happened. Sup Forums failed me

Who wants to be my senpai? Obviously, no Mexicans

grill desu?

@60181796

Stink bugs are worse, that thing was harmless. You probably just tasted sugary to him, lel

Learn to respond to posts Pablo.

I just posted it on Sup Forums, nobody has replied.
Capeshit and cuck memes are too important

please be my girlfriend

Honestly what are girls doing here?

@60181882
>Thinks i'll give him the pleasure of having a (You)

Yeah get fucked cockface

He doesn't mean it Raúl Guillermo Hernandez de Leon y Astùrias, I love you still
Why should you be more special than the other straight couple of straight guys here

I don't even watch capeshit but I find the war between DC and Marvel fans hilarious though. The BvS memes are the best, it's ridiculous how seriously they take the movie

hey im a girl too!

How do I know you're not a gay guy, canadad?
Talking to my daddies, what are dudes doin here

Hello, I am a young man.

We have lots in common, we post shitpost in /cum/

We should be married

>young woman
heyyy bby
i got cash, coke and cock

>summer break is here and all the normalshits finally flocked off back home from the apartments, so the internet isn't shit anymore

>60181838
>60181918
How are you paying for the wall, pancho?

pretty pathetic tbqh

>Why should you be more special than the other straight couple of straight guys here
Lel I judging by half the posts here I wouldnt assume there are so many straight people. But it's for you to discover yourself, I don't want to reveal too much here and get harassed by people that are jelly or bothered by it

You live in Mexico.

I could eat my own shit and not be as pathetic as you

Why? Where else am I supposed to find a boyfriend-free girl?

This thread is normie central 2bh, it's time to abort.

CHI

literally better in getting beheaded
Then beg some stranger on the internet like some pathetic dumb autist who probably got bullied in highschool

You've also got a bad case of the being European, sorry :(
That's what I'm saying, most of the people here are super gay and it's annoying
Kinda rude don't you think?

It's probably just a chicano, ignore him

You can barely form a coherent sentence famingo

>image.jpg

YOU ARE GIRL POSTER

So where do you want to get married? Can we hold hands on our wedding day? What kind of ring do you want?

>Quebec

this made me have a giggle

How's the fire going, buds?

the truth hurts?

>indian
>asian
I thought Canada being non white was mostly memes, what the hell? Not that tickling or cartoons are any better, lel. I'm guessing our map is also as shameful though

>That's what I'm saying, most of the people here are super gay and it's annoying
That's why I keep saying we should talk somewhere else but you seem to be really hesitant about it

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You tell me bud

>cartoon
Based

>being European
I am not European. Croatia is a continent for itself, just like my humongous penis.

Shiet, did they not put it out yet?

Well since you got triggered, yeah

t. Pablo Yamamoto

huh

Probably the name of some song

>Well since you got triggered
when? You know if you're really this lonely you could've just asked for a (you) hey-zeus. Here in the first world we don't hate everybody we see

both me desu

No one is as strong as the Serb and the Serbs won't be enslaved

...

>Serbian

>Servian

>Servent

>Servant

Probably just a super expensive bright one, nothing fancy
And I don't know, I feel like you still pick your nose
Maybe next lifetime Serbia, nice try though
Not hesitant exactly, just don't want to that much