I want to create a chocolate cartel and smuggle eggs to the US

I want to create a chocolate cartel and smuggle eggs to the US.

What do you think of my plan?

build le wall xd

Can i join?

is getting caught part of your plan?

Yeah for sure Joao.

it would be extremely dangerous

We must convert Americans to the Way of the Egg. You have my support.

For who?

terrible, we have copies

>Having to make copies
Kek

You got to, there is no way I would go near one of those deathtraps. Not even with my mossburg and .357 aimed at it, or if I hadn't had any chocolate for a few hours. I wouldn't risk it.

it's a good plan, you can hide them into your mom's pussy

>less cocoa
why would you advertise that

Pretty sure they fixed the law that made them illegal.

I can buy them at the corner store. So you're too late.

t. late American

Easter edition?

kek

>Less cocoa
What the fuck? Why would you advertise that as a good thing?

I think you should get back to building that wall..............................................................................................

Kids don't like bitter chocolate.