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Daily reminder edition

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crayon pop

Me on the left.

YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.

Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.

imagine giving yingluck one up the shitter

I'm visiting in July and I guarantee you no proxy or trip.

The flag prevents gimmicks and even if I do something good/funny, many people don't give a shit because it's me. :(

desu

Taeyeon

these aussie runts are getting on my last nerve

thinking about throwing a toaster in there to mix it up a bit

Wtf would it be plugged into stupid

proof americans have the shittiest taste

sometimes i'm in a good mood but then suddenly remember i'm a virgin who's never had a gf

looking to get together a group of lads to welcome the nonce back to the UK

we'll take him behind the bins and stomp his head in

Virginity isn't that big of a deal, but I'm glad I lost mine so it doesn't bother me like I know it would.

Why is Kitchen Nightmares UK so much more enjoyable than the US version lads

your mothers cuntflaps

come fight me 1v1 you pussy. I'll knock 7 shades of shit out of you.

Ramsay goes into a shit cafe or restaurant, tries to help them unfuck their shit, they do it for little while, then go back immediately once he leaves.

US he turns up, spends 1 day bitching, his crew redecorate overnight and suddenly their lives are changed forever thanks to a new positive attitude.

Obvious fakery isn't entertaining.

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desu

I used to be a right little shit in school and could take a stern bollocking without flinching; was proper calm and collected like.

In uni now and I've turned into a neurotic stress head. TV Licensing man came to the door asking to come in and mentioned search warrants. I know he's full of shit and I managed to get him to quickly fuck off but I'm now all shook up and twitching like a crack head.

>blog

>PREWF AMEYRICENS HEV THE SHETTIEST TAYSTE

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>1 the aussie

WHO DID THIS

Why isn't brit an opt-

>the nonce

Ah yes

take a deep breath la

xanned out

probably the nonce tbf he's probably quite annoyed with you always shit talking him

>Gunna ride muh sgoooder do walmard n ged a glaz a wadur

THAI
LAD

Should I learn C++?

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THAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

far too much nonce in here this morning desu lads.

>GAWNA RAHD MAH SKEWTA TA WALMAHT N GED A GLASSA WATTA

If you do, you won't regret it

Java is a legit alternative some prefer, depends what you want to do tbf

>RAHD
>not ROID
Have you ever heard an Australian ever?

2bh

thread goes to shit every time he turns up

>thailad

imagine having your willy succed by yingluck

C++ is different to other languages because not only do you need to learn the language but it has far more "best practices" to learn than other mainstream language. For example, in medium to large applications smart pointers are considered almost necessary. These weren't even in the standard library until C++ 11 and people simply just treated boost as the std library (and they still do for other features) up until that point.

It's fine when you whining cunts just let me post like anyone else.. it turns to shit when you obsess over me.

Didn't you see Rasheed?

was i asking you

>you were a refugee once

Ah yes

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>AH MAYK THESE EN A FAHKIN HEYST

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Lads why has the left gone completely to the dogs? It seems to wholly despise Britain. We a need a new form of Socialist Ideology, one that's also Nationalistic and promotes a sense of community.

We'll call it: Social Nationalism.

g-gidday mates
long live the quen am i right :D

Corrr

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>People this stupid are allowed to vote

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>3.75

no but i clearly know more about c++ than thailad

thailad should stick to making soundboards

Imagine telling a woman to "suck me"

and her answering "when"

>your country will never have a heat miser

I need to go now lads :( Wageslavery calls...

I'm game. My compassion extends as far as our people.

Imagine telling a woman to "suck me"

and her answering "mmfmmghm"

skin skin skin let the skin touch the skin

yeah? but you've never made anything besides the billionth generic sudoku solver

i'm sorry to say it, but /brit/ is even more cancer than /deutsch/

>tfw no war to conscientiously object to

I'll never get dat pacifist pussy

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The left wanted to stop the ones at the top, the rich and powerful so it was infiltrated and warped with identity politics to keep up the divide and conquer.

But you are still a pacifist pussy.

your MUM is a fucking SLAG

honestly think i prefer economically right-wing socially left-wing people to economically left-wing socially right-wing people

I can pacifist up your ass if that helps

>Tickfaw

There's no need for the tone m8

I hate Americans, so fucking much.

bender

shut the fuck up

it was of no offence lad, just the truth cause i've worked with it for almost 5 years now.

what language do you use the most? also why are you working in thailand. The pay CAN'T be better than what you'd get in the UK and you're living in a proto second-world country so what's the appeal?

>llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

>Sausages
>Beef

>welsh
Yeah we hate them

What about this picture triggers you so hard

I wonder why

>cockfoster
>mudchute
>cumming street
>cockbush avenue
>swallow passage

Everything about it is wrong.
>Calling a sausage roll a croissant to subtly shit on British food and pander to Francophiles
>Charging that much for a sausage roll
>Sausages made out of beef
>Americans even attempting to make a sausage roll
>The pretentious décor

well i just finished all of my exams boys

might invest in some real estate

looks pleasant

that's australia lad

i can tell by the house style AND the bins in the corner

Ah yes Brits are now in charge of cuisine

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did you know that bloke that killed all those chink prossies and kept them in a box in his hong kong flat

I would like a single thread without any American shitposting, just one thread.

The soundboard crack tho.. C#/Java mostly phone app related shit.

>what's the appeal?
Literally a better quality of life here than the UK. More spending power etc.

The Hello Kitty murders?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder

Kinder Bueno for breakfast

I'm like a modern day Caligula

I would like an Sup Forums where Brits brexit, just one brexit

let me guess, cockfosters?

look i'm going to meet halfway between you yanks and poms:

First of all poms, yeah your cuisine is shit overall. Only 2 good savoury things that come to mind are fish and chips and beef weelington. Sausage rolls are good but WE created the modern meat pie so fuck off

Yanks, you have a better cuisine (muh burgers and southern food) but for the LOVE OF FUCKING GOD. STOP. CALLING. EVERYTHING. SAUSAGE. The thing inside a McDonalds burger is NOT a fucking sausage you dumb morons.

it's sausagemeat though

They have to earn their title as the worst posters.

If you hated /brit/ that much you wouldn't enter it

fuck off yank.