You wake up in Poland

>you wake up in Poland

My friend went their recently, got to throw rocks at some gypsies. Sounds like a fun place desu

Where was he? I never got rocks thrown at me by gypos.

Nice

Just another day in the beautiful city of Wilno :^)

>Wilno
>Poland
Yes.

WILNO JEST POLSKIE

>you wake up in Pooland

>Landpo.

Bomb something while over there

He means his friend was the one throwing the rocks

Go to Warsaw Intl Airport, take a flight back to US

look up where they sell those polish osu skills

Ah ye, I read it too quickly and misunderstood.

>you wake up in Poland
immediately start crying, order a €2 Ryanair plane ticket back home, tears soaking the keys of the keyboard

>€2 Ryanair plane ticket back home
Oh how I wish. I'd travel a bit more if it was true.

flash around my 3 €5 notes and basically live as a king with 10 polish gf's

>wake up in Poland
>go see Polish relatives and friends

not too bad desu fAm

i buy a home for $35

I plan to next month

How can other Baltic countries even compete?
Let's just unite and name Riga our capital.

hahahhahahaha

I know it's all commie blocks but it looks cozy тбх

Can I have 1 euro pls? I got a wedding soon and it would be a wonderful gift for me and my whole family.

Yes, please. Riga best. I wish Riga was Polands capital.

Get attacked by far-right polish people because they will think I am a muslim

Those are actually cappieblocks

>shop in Biedronka
>take a bus home

I close my eyes and pretend communism and ww2 never happend so our towns consist only of old buldings.

Kill myself because its the quickest way out.

Well that's a bad pic of my city.

Sorry to dissapoint my friend but some of those are 90ties blocks and even ones that are 4-5 years old.

sure dude

>green Tarasy
lel. I understand taras means terace but in polish way it looks like stereotypical ukrainian name-Taras.

Vilnius is better.

>Polish architecture

Better kill myself.

yes

90ties and the start of 00 were the best of times for our glorious architecture

cheap & fast, that was the motto

>fast foward to 2015
>this wins a architectural award in Poland for best looking block

MOTHER RUSSIA.

Why is black white sonpopular now?

Sjw's.

Wait, you think one day's of minimal wage work will impress 10 Polish chicks?

>Let's just unite and name Riga our capital.
I could fully agree to the first part.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Refugees

>Not Rapefugees

>lel. I understand taras means terace but in polish way it looks like stereotypical ukrainian name-Taras.
>Taras
>Ukrainian