Drunk Australian here, AMA

Drunk Australian here, AMA
dubs decides how drunk i get

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Very

go to bed

very very

ah yes very good questions

Fuck an abo tier drunk

Is your house very buged? How big spiders get into your room?

If dubs drink vodka from the bootle

To consider crocodile as attractive female.

Drink until you can hold a bottle in your hand anymore.

If dubs sleep

Is it hot?

Till you won't feel when you're cutting off your dick.

Had a fucking massive family of small moths in my oat box once for some fucking reason
> pick it up, notice a moth crawling out
> shake it a bit
> M O T H S
crocs are fucking sexy lad
fuck off pooland
Nah, cold

Rose wine for the moment but about to move onto cointreau liquor

Not him, but it's actually freezing (by Australian standards)

Drink until you'll think that it's ok to run around the street naked, and after that do it while drinking.

exceedingly

Drink as much until you'd get eternal boner.

brisbane here so it's cool but not "cold"

where you at lad?
I just had a cheeky wank so no boners for a bit friend

If dubs, you have to stop drinking and do something productive with your life+volunteer.

Come to bed with me

i see you've got a fat meme

maybe we should rub our fat memes together finlan

Damn you Sup Forums dubs.
Drink that much to see origin of matter, the golden vibration rule.

AAAH ITS SO HOT HERE

REFUGEES WELCOME PLS?

> golden vibration rule

explain to me Ivan
Fuck off we're FULL

We get plenty of cute asian girls to fuck we don't want your leb shit kind here

I drank a little bit, because why not. i always drink i little bit, and now it's time to repeat for sure.

>explain to me Ivan
That's g-ds law to make matter act like matter. you need to be high as shit to see it by yourself.

Drink that much to be able to talk to animals.

stop drinking immediately.

Ahh I know a qt Asian who lives in Melbourne, good dancer

She does those kpop dances in a studio

I mean I like the Queen so can I come already

I'd love to have a Russianbro to get absolutely shitfaced with :(
fuck off Serbia
Okay but if i see you looking at ONE white woman's ass or EVEN ONE SINGLE white little boy's ass I'm glass you ya cunt

Is it k if the boy is not little

Also iggy's ass is cool to stare at

.Drink that much to be able swim to new zealand.

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Google give me such shit sometimes with no reason.
i can be your pal for half an hour or so.

W-well umm n-no i..probably no-...well if you let me have him first s-sure...

>110
Fuck you Sup Forums, and america, and moot, and japanese moot and shit.

Nah he's mine

Name's dima sedgwick btw

> literally just sends me a link in fucking Russian
well thank you Ivan

And sounds good, let's get shit faced and bash minorities and degenerates

What do you hate most about your country/culture? Other than abbos

Uriah here lad, light of God motherfucker
The fact that our country is too young to really have developed anything one would call a "culture" before the age of globalisation

Which isn't necessarily our fault

I guess my biggest issue is how younger generations are so fucking useless and pathetic that it's insulting to our forefathers

I hate Australians. You're the most unfunny people on this website. You contribute nothing and your "banter" is just spam

I have your country blocked on my computer. I only have to see your idiot posts when I use my phone

you alright there mate?

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at least your cunt has no reputation of heroine addict psycho loser cousin


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That's a good answer but I disagree, you guys have tons of culture. A unique dialect... Ugg boots... wearing crocs unironically... cork hats...

You guys have forefathers though?

We do and we learned that shit in school while i was growing up (25 years old here)

These days children barely know any of our culture and desu it's depressing
Feels weird when you're at the tail end of the end of Western culture in your own country, this must be what your old people feel like
ayy thanks lad, i would love to read it but i have a fucking massive backlist to get through (reading picture of dorian gray right now)
My country is gettting that reputation though :^)

i'm just wondering about that thing. it's just i don't need to make an effort to get shit to read or watch, google is providing me with it for some reason. these books appeared when i stark to talk to you.
I still can't understand why straya banned guns.

desu Russian anything is pretty rare here
We banned guns because we went from being the literal bastion of manliness in the West to where we are now, a fucking degenerate infested hole
Thankfully we didn't have much of a gun culture here to begin with so it hasn't affected us much and our crime rate is low as all hell

being someone who has his gun license though it's a bit of a bitch

Have you ever considered suicide?
Check'em and stop drinking now

1. Yes and i still currently do. Thank god that my life is making some serious progress right now or i would actually do it. still consider it regardless
2. nice work failing NERD

Suicide means you give up, set yourself as guy who lost.

aussies are stupid

b-but i love France...

Thenks fronce, in the leagues of 4chin insults that's pretty mild.

(nobody loves france, LIES)
STUPID STUPID STUPID

I never loved you initially france-senpai but as i started cooking i learned to love you and your culture :3

Oi nah mate, that's just r00d aight

IDIOT

(I-I love you too)

t-thank you

Just drink the anti-freeze from your car.

Hey OP Oz, how drunk are you?
Can you take it further?

Shut the fuck up butthurt Polish kurwa vodka puking no-teeth having shitstain.

If dubs, you come in whatever you are drinking and then finish drinking it. Then you go sleep.

If dubs, you lick my willy

That's just really nice here. i can say that i visited Sup Forums for such moments.

Is it ok to be gay in brisbane or adelaide
comfy drunk

ayy sorry got distracted
and sure i can, finished my liquor and have a whole 2 bottles of wine chilling out in my cupboard
f-fucj you funlan

It's time to deliver, for daddy.

yee it's fine, i live in brisbane and for the most part people don't give a shit

we have the added benefit of not being a bunch of faggots like melbourne or sydney too
daddy pls i want your finnish cummies

I want you to imagine that I am molesting you while you are trying to extract your man juices.
After that I want you to finish every last little drop of your semen. I didn't get those dubs for nothing.

Who is best Yuri?

AMERIKUN HELP

akari obviously

Come on now. Be a good boy and get to work.

get out finland get out get out!

Make me, sissy.

if you saw me IRL you'd be the sissy here euro boi

wrong answer

Entirely possible. What would you do to me if we met irl, honey?

cuddle you and make love to your finnish puccy slowly and lovingly

Just opened my bottle of Portugal Tawny lads, have a bottle of Italian red also

finished off a french wine and french liquor early on

Do you live in Melbourne?

nah brisBane

>slowly and lovingly
If you were going to fuck my boipucci, I would want you to slam dunk your benis back and forth with full force. We could cuddle after we had fucked like rabbits.

w-wow if you want it rough then just say so, Finland-san

I want you as rough as you can give me.

Do you live near this area?

Nah lad right next to Torwood street in Milton see if you can find me lad haha
anything you want qt-senpai

Oh ok. I thought you were someone else

> living in the city itself
wish i was that rich lad

shameless bumpuu

>Uriah
>Urea
>Urine

can't make it up, no wonder you drink so much

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sorry that was a tad rude mate, enjoy your drinking