hey Sup Forums I need to tech advice. My computer chair smells like a dirty asshole and there's also some semen stains on it as well. Also my dog drools on it sometimes, and I've blown snot on the seat in the past by accident(don't ask). Me personally, I love the smell but lately people have been sniffing around in my room and they say it stinks and I think it's the chair to blame.
I need a tech-friendly way of cleaning the chair and making it sparkle like new, like those Mr. Clean commercials. So, what should i do
pic related is not my chair but it looks fairly similar, with a little bit less poop stain
Fucking gross, anyways nothing cleans as good as hit water and a scrub brush. Take a kettle just off boil and poor some kn the chair, scrub then pat dry with towel.
Nicholas Wood
Especially for the cum stains, vinegar (or lemon juice) and water should clean everything
Personally op, I would just recommend getting another chair. I too had a chair like you some years ago. I sat all day at a time when I never showered in my neckbeard unairconditoned gaming lair, sweating and farting into the chair. The fabric which covered the sponge cushion disintegrated and I started using a pillow which got dirty as fuck. Eventually it smelled awful all together and I don't remember what happened to it. (Threw it probably) I'd recommend leather. I used a serta big and tall chair which is comfy as fuck. I'd like to add: contrary to your mental projections of me, I'm not fat and don't have a neckbeard.
Gonna second this vinegar guy. I used it to deodorize the air in my basement and it worked.
Ryan Mitchell
Wash up more often and stop sitting on the chair naked.
Adrian Bell
>the average Sup Forums chair
Nicholas Brooks
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Nathan Bell
>My computer chair smells like a dirty asshole and there's also some semen stains on it as well > Also my dog drools on it sometimes, and I've blown snot on the seat
>I love the smell
Good old Sup Forums.
Landon Sullivan
i wanna smell your chairs :3
Lincoln Cox
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Daniel Roberts
lol
Ryan King
For a chair that far gone, the only way to rehabilitate it is to reupholster it with new foam and fabric. Is it possible? Yes. Is it a lot of work? Oh fuck yes. Is it more worth it just to get a new chair? I think you know the answer by now.
Jason Reed
10bux says you're a creepy motherfucker irl
Owen Lopez
What the fuck, you have to just get a new chair at this point. They sell chairs for like 19$ at costco.
Luke Martinez
throw it away and buy another one
William Powell
Buy a new one poorfag
Robert Green
Expect a new asshole.
Angel Davis
holy shit does this actually happen to people?
Josiah Hall
Yea typically happens when you have a cheap chair and bounce on it.
Zachary Butler
1) Get a new chair 2) Cover the seat of the chair with a towel 3) Wash/Replace the towel every week You also might want to consider covering the back of the chair as well...I use button down demi shirts for that (I have like 4 of those things).
Ayden Howard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i will now feel nervous sitting in my chinese chair
Camden Hughes
You should toss it out and buy a new one you disgusting retard
Adrian Brown
>not owning a leather chair
Noah Russell
How did you get that chain into that horrible state? I poop myself 1-2 times a week because I like to be a naughty little boy who is too lazy to go the bathroom and interrupt his game time, plus it's fun to sit in something warm and soft. I usually sit in my poop for hours and wiggle in it for the lolz. My chair has no bad smell or stains at all because I clean it with soap water afterwards plus use wet wipes on it.
Blake Turner
get one with a metal plate underneath
Jace Perez
god is dead
Asher Murphy
God isn't dead. He wants me to be happy, and this makes me happy so it's all good.
Dylan Campbell
>someone got "killed anally" by an exploding office chair made cheaply in china
i really want to call bullshit on this story but it's fucking china and we have light bulbs with IP addresses so who even knows anymore