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might suppress my famishing hunger by drinking heavily lads

Muslim mayor

Shagging for sandwiches

just had a sandwich instead

With Taytos?

no

cheese coleslaw and ham with linseed bread

white bread is for knackers

>coleslaw
>linseed

>hating based white bread

>based white bread
knacker detected, enjoy your diabetes and lung cancer

>considers drinking heavily to quell hunger
>calls other knackers

merely a jest, tacitly referencing the famine and clearly acknowledging, tongue in cheek, the stereotype of irish alcoholism