What does Sup Forums think of this country?

what does Sup Forums think of this country?

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the homeland of Conchita Wurst

>has a fucking green president

el peruANO europeo

arrogants like the french, without really having anything to back that smugness up

masters at raping their kids and keeping them prisoner

also Hitler

THEY SHOULD HAVE ELECTED HOFER FOR FUCKS SAKE

benefit leeches
girls are too easy, no challenge

Well, I like Germany and it seems like there's only a little difference between them and Germany so I like them.

I went there, it was nice.

accomplice with Germany

Friendlier than Germans until you break rules

>be on a bus in Salzburg
>Kontrollerin comes on and asks for tickets
>old woman next to us forgot hers and jokes about it being a longtime resident
>controller starts yelling at her that it isn't funny and starts demanding her ID to give her a ticket

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>break rules
>starts yelling

The German speaker's thought process crystallized in four words. Beautiful.

Meme country and a watered down version of Bavaria
It's also teeming with none whites
Wien is nice I guess

>only a little difference
that's not true at all

AEIOU

I also went there, it was nice. Can confirm. Lots to see and do, great sense of its own history and culture. Excellent food and drink of course. Would go again 100%.

What if I told you that I was almost kicked out of a train due to not bringing my own pen in order to sign my ticket? The conductor Went spastic

Yeah, they're slavs at this point. Memes aside, we're very similar. What makes you disagree

>controller starts yelling at her that it isn't funny and starts demanding her ID to give her a ticket
yeah they are evil fucks

I like it.

Nigga, they were the OG Slavs.

>>controller starts yelling at her that it isn't funny and starts demanding her ID to give her a ticket

WTF! I hate Australia now!

>they're slavs
more in the east and in the south.
>What makes you disagree
It's my homeland btw. I don't know. When I was a kid we always used to go to Greece to a "Robinson Club" on vacation. I think we were always the only Austrians there surrounded by Germans. And I always had this feeling that they had something to them what made them act totally different than us and it feels like that until this present day everytime I meet a German. I don't know what it is, mentality, humor, or just the different dialects. I like Germans though

Austrians getting angry over tickets made me lose my shit at least half a dozens, shit was great.

All its inhabitants should be genocided to prevent WW3.

Ostmark

I cry thinking of the times now gone.

>WW3
>Austria
mfw

I've never heard of that, they've always had their own pens to give to people to sign tickets

If I had been in your place then, I would have stuck a finger under my nose at a right angle and shouted 'WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN' back at her just as she would have gotten riled up. I'd love to see the other passengers' reaction to this most basic building block of the German soul.

weren't they KANGZ AN' SHIT

If they just tattooed numbers on their arms they wouldn't need an ID tho

this.

that would just cause you trouble. they will call the cops, maybe they arrest you, maybe you're gonna be prosecuted. not worth it

>austrian (women) are arrogant
Mario is it you? youtube.com/watch?v=OUx3FOBZRmc

Prosecute a foreigner on hate speech charges? Not likely. I think I'd just cause some embarrassment and be asked to leave at best. Because they all know they're guilty for WWII deep down and that they still want to root out the Jews. It's part and parcel of speaking German.

germany jr

WW 1 - started by an Austrian
WW2 - started by an Austrian

That's a pretty clear pattern

Center of the civilised world. The core of the greatest empire in history. The Holy Terra of the Imperium of Men.

That's pretty much the impression that was made upon me of Austria by my high school history teacher.

No, WE WUZ HABSBURG N SHEIEEEIT

>Yell about Jews
>Tell Austrians their souls are German

It's like you want me to be gassed

So Bohemianfriend do you prefer us Germans then?

I gag every time I see someone bemoan the dissolution of the Habsburg empire. Multiethnic states just don't work.

>full of shitskins in the cities
>full of incestuous retards in the countryside
>"we wuz monarchs!"
>officially a victim of WW2
>corrupt police and politicians
>Germany's bitch politically (at least for now)
>NOT Germany and NOT Bavaria either
>mixture of Bavarian/Slav/Hungarian/French and Italian culture and food
>weird traditions
Austria in a nutshell.

You probably gag every time you think about the dissolution of the monoethnic Third Reich as well, but with sorrow, amirite?

Austria is to Germany what Ireland is to Britain.

nope. That's even worse.

Interesting history and some really beautiful old cities (salzurg, wien centre). Also, do Austrian go shopping in Slovakia for cheap shit? Bratislava is like 30mins away from Wien.

We should be a second Switzerland but we're kinda just a second Germany.

That used to be a huge thing, yes. It's still happening but to a lesser extent because the difference in prices isn't that huge. Thanks EU.

my mistake (?)

but the irish hate Britain. aren't the germans who hate Austria instead?

There will never be a "second Switzerland" desu

Nah, we don#t.

City austrians just believe they are inheriently superior to everybody.

Annoying.

I guess its due to all of us not having the same system they have.

you should have killed off Prussia when you could have

le Austrian face

Literally Hitler

Germans think that Austrians love them and just get angry when they're confronted with the truth.
All Austrians hate you, deal with it.
We should have been more aggressive during WW1 and not let those Slav fuckers trample over us, this would have literally solved everything. All of WW1 and as a consequence WW2 because of one retarded Serbian, we should have crushed them.

Latvia is pretty based

dey tuk our flaag

>hate speech
there's not such thing in Austria. it's called "wieder betätigung" and it can get you in serious trouble, even foreigners

come on, back then we were a world power. now look at this tiny innocent country :3

>be A*strian
>literally incapable of containing fucking Serbs
>come crying to Big Daddy Germany
>later on try to act like you're not just Germany lite

We never should've supported you ever

>containing Serbs
More like Serbia backed by fucking Russia, Russia being really fucking huge.

>hitskins in the cities
>>full of incestuous retards in the countryside
>>"we wuz monarchs!"
>>officially a victim of WW2
>>corrupt police and politicians
>>Germany's bitch politically (at least for now)
>>NOT Germany and NOT Bavaria either
>>mixture of Bavarian/Slav/Hungarian/French and Italian culture and food
>>weird traditions
>Austria in a nutshell.
meme country desu. Also evil and non-white

GIBE BACK SÜDTIROL!
TRAITOR!

Most German thing I've heard in a long time

Also pic is best way to describe Austria

You guys are German.

This

No, fuck you!
Well, yes. We are opportunistic. But still not German.

we was slavz in shiet

>austria
>not Germany

Fuck you!

>look german
>sound german
>act german
>speak german
>like scat porn
>cucks to refugees
>green president
>shitskins in cities
>turks in Voldborg and capital
>first world as fuck and awesome
>literally said they were German 70 years ago

Like an independent German state. Not German. But ethnically German.

>ethnically
More Slav and Hungarian than German, less Nordic. And culturally we're completely different.

denial

>>look german
I'm probably the only blonde blue eyed motherfucker in my hometown
>>sound german
if you knew anything about the german language and Austria you would know that this is totally wrong
>>act german
no, not at all

Love it. Vienna and Salzburg are two of my most favorite cities in Europe.

literally where?

Spotted the uneducated fart master who gets his opinions from int

>Salzburg
It's pretty. if only it weren't so fucking boring

>will always be remembered for March 1938
Poor Austrians. All their history, nullified in a single act

I know its idiotic, but their whole identity is grounded on NOT being german nowadays.

We are practically the same in some regions and speak the same language but thats what ww2 does.

>Also they are NOT at fault at all for it.

So they are basically Croats to your Serbs?

I've never thought of it this way...Austrians as Croats. But it fits!

Dont know to much about austrian and croats.

Thing is, they do have their own unique culture (mozart was born in germany btw, just so you know) and are arguably different.

But so are bavarians and northern germans.

Seriously, the difference INSIDE germany are bigger than between parts of southern germany and austria.

I already could distinguish between austria and australia when i was like 8yo.

Austrians are the real Germans, civilised Germans
These north Germans are savages who needed to be kept in line, protected by the Austrian might

That was the Spanish line. The Austrian Habsburgs weren't that inbred.

But they were inbred brain-wise. Fuckups. All of them

Except Joseph II* (PBUH)

*Harsh Germanisation excluded

*sigh*
litteraly entire european culture is product of austria.

Nope. You guys are more German than Hungarian, desu

thats why you balkanized your capital and you cant go out without seeing a non austrian, right Jozef?

Germany's Canada

More like Germany's UK.