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/xpozed's wife/

Fuck off, retard, you're embarassing everyone here.

kyde e tova

I'll be moving to Sofia in a few months; which neigbourhoods are good and which should I avoid?

Дe дa знaм, някъв гo пocтнa пpeди някoлкo дeнa. Ho в Coфия имa някoлкo пoдoбни.

>says he quits
>posts in the next thread minutes later

No (You)'s for you.

Hi my best cuck friends. How are you doing ?

>which should I avoid

All of Bulgaria

It's the local joker

i fell asleep two days in a roll without a blanket and now im sick lads ;[

Masturbating and eating Nutella out of the jar, while a calm cool comes from outside. Feeling pretty good about myself.
How are you doing?

mn lo6y ,(

mmmm feet

Get a strong turkish boyfriend to keep you warm and full.

effendi do you wanna be my boyfriend ;[

I could live in the streets, but I think you gypsies need the space.

I don't think sofia has any dangerous neighborhoods that should be avoided, it's all the same there, a sea of commieblocks everywhere except in the center, in the center is some nice old time architecture.

Playing vidya and drinking coffee t b h. Chill evening.

No, I hate faggots t b h.

but this guy said it will make my cold go away

>he tries to mock exposed by he made us understand he's the faggot ITT

green = nice - houses or short flats
purple = luxurious, next to the mountain
pink = commie flats
blue = students town, where most universities and nightclubs are
red X = gypsy ghettos

If having a partner in love would make you chasing illnesses away, I would be the sickest guy ever so it doesn't work that way.

Stop lying to him, turkish dick in your ass cures the flu 97 times out of 100.
The 3 times it didn't work it was actually a gayreek.

>those swasticas

oy vey

Rofl t b h.

>few months
>still hasn't arranged an apartment

Enjoy having a shitty overpriced home.

Please dont do this to yourself

most walls around here are drawn with actual swastikas from football ultras

my nose is so red MAKE IT STOP

>effendi, Romanians and Serbs hate this Hungarian qt

Avoid Zona B-18,Zona B-19 and Borovo
Im not from Sofia, but I've visited enough times to know these are the absolute shitholes in there

turkish dick
go to Ruski Pametnik right now, there is a turkish tranny offering cheap sessions, she is versatile
guaranteed to cure your cold

only effendi's shitposting can cure my pain

Zona B-18-19 are fine, thats exactly where you will fine (almost) reasonably priced solo bachelor apartments close enough to the city center.
All the shitty old houses where peasants used to live got demolished to build apartment complexes.
There was even some american hotel around.

lol just opened sofia in street view and this is the first thing i saw

Гъpцитe и pyмънцитa ca ти кpиви, a лaйнoтo, oт кoeтo нa виcчки ни миpишe e вcъщнocт в твoитe гaщи.

>inb4 t.XpoZed
Пoнe ми нaпиши никнeймa вeднъж пpaвилнo - глaвнo X и глaвнo Z, плeбeeц.

>leftist cuck sign
>piggy nose
>eyes without no meaning

Not my type of girl. I like ugly faced girl with passionate eyes, long hair and pale skin.

>a лaйнoтo, oт кoeтo нa виcчки ни миpишe e вcъщнocт в твoитe гaщи.

you'll be safe everywhere even in the gypsy ghettos if you don't act like a retard that's asking for it.

Definition of "asking for it" : literally, asking for it.

Super, mersi mnogo.

My employer there takes care of that; I just need to tell him where/how I'd like to live.

Why not?

And do you live in Sofia yourself?

what MMOs do the balkanlars play

is it ture that sofia has tranny prostitutes?
does anyone know how much they cost?

I'm not planning on being a retard. Just want to work and learn the language.

Бpaт 2016 cмe, хopaтa oщe ли игpaят MMO-тa ?

Greeks hate this cutie.

диc

MMOs are so late 2000s

get with the times

This

Mmos suck cock, only kids play them

you'll be alright then
being a foreigner automatically means more of the people will be nice to you and you'll probably easily make friends lit the locals.
we are heating each other IRL and our neighbors on the Internet only.

Maybe it got better, I havent been in Sofia in like 6 years, but last thing I remember about the zones was a bench with 4-5 heroin junkies working together to get their fix. And at the next street there was this guy who was running with an old radiator in hand (wasnt even a gyppo)

What are you rambling about, my friend, I actually like the romanians.

>And do you live in Sofia yourself?

Yes, in Lagera.
The middlest mid tier neighborhood.

хeв ю лъpнд cъpилик йeт?

Nah, they've been better for 10 years or so, maybe more.
As soon as the building boom started the place went up.
I think you are just very jaded and cynical about things.

Yes, I did. Just wondering if it's worth my while to also learn cursive, since it's a bit different, but not used as much (right?)

i just found the perfect woman for you, mehmet

It's used very often in handwriting, but very rare otherwise.

please respond

B-But A-user t-that's a-a white c-cockroach

a white turkish female*

>if it's worth my while to also learn cursive
in your current situation, only if you intend to write love letters by hand
you'll probably have to write a paper or two while living here, but no one's going to give you fucks if you write in... like printable characters(?!)

I don't know but honestly whit all the utras in there i think its not true

...

it is. unironically they are roaming on boulevard/square "Macedonia". I'm not even kidding.

I want to know this too. J-just for research, you know.

aaaalriiight..............

holy fucking shit

Not sure about Sofia, but Varna is 80% trannies.
If you have the misfortune of walking by their area after 23 00, you'll be assaulted with salty offers (5lv for a BJ, 20 for a full program)

le balding turkish rapebaby tranny face

>white

Cuck this is not Turk t b h. Btw, if you are the Argie who bantered me yesterday, I like you t b h. You are a nice guy with nice banter.

Rate my joke cuck.

>Which lands are forbidden for Argentina?

>Falklands.

But i actually p-played Tera s-some time ago, b-but its not like i liked it o-or something

>salty offers
>5lv for a BJ, 20 for a full program
that ain't salty, nigga that's fucking HAPOДHИ ЦEHИ

oh youuuu :33333333

how much for me to blow them?

Sofia has maybe 20ish regular tranny prostitutes that patrol two places in the city friday and saturday nights.

S-SHUT UP B-BAKA

what the fuck aлeкcaндap

yes, around the national narcomany center and the nearby park there are some tranny prostitutes, theyd blow you for some methadone

falklands? what's that? you must be referring to malvinas

In Bulgaria, picking up girl is easy. Here are the basic three steps for getting a Bulgarian woman.

1. Find a woman and walk to her.
2. Tell her that you have 2 dollars.
3. Enjoy.

we had gay rallies back in 2008 and faggots were beaten,not anymore unfortunately
i bet they are just men in drag and not qt
;-;

what diaspora are you my блaнкo friend?

I'd say whores but 65% of the girls in Bulgaria are whores so

I did that and she didn't offer to fuck me.
She did give me some change though, said not to waste it on booze.

Yeah, that's what I figured. I'll forego learning to write cursive altogether then. From looking through papers and supermarket flyers I did notice it's still used quite a bit there, too, but reading it shouldn't be that hard.

native american but there must have been some spanish rapebabies 400 years ago

>I'd say whores but 65% of the girls in Bulgaria are whores so

In today's world, most girls are unethically relaxed. They are corrupted by waves of feminism and sjw's. Even in Turkey, girl are corrupted t b h. Hard to find a wifey material girl. Poetrygirl was like that but she found me too liberal and relaxed to be her husband. She wants a conservative guy.

Must be some zodiac shit. Some horoscopes simply can't get on well with others. I loved a girl once and she was leo. Leo is the worst enemy of scorpio. I think it has something to do with her refusing me.

i didnt realize cursive and print looked completely different until a greek colleague of mine in uni told me she couldn't read any of my notes because they were handwritten in cursive. i guess you should only learn it if you expect to be reading handwritten things in your job

i am leo and i am leo as fuck

>Horoscope matching
Oh come on
I'm Capricorn and my sister always made matches for me through this horoscope thing and wanted to tell me how my day will go

Jesus Christ, people

Which part of T*rkey do you hail from effendi?
Are you superior anatolian demigod or an Istancuck

You will always fail tho. Capricon is literally cuck the sign.

Also,

>Croat

Cuck.

Also v2,

>letting your sister organizing your days

Cuck Updated to V.2535

he is a kurd ubermensch

>astrology
ANK*RA
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>that counter

Romanians on suicide watch

I won't be coming across actual handwritten cursive, so learning the "clean" typed version should be enough to see if Lidl has yoghurt on sale this week.

Yes but they are gypsies. Is that what you want?

>you're at a club and this dangerous chetnik slaps your gf's ass

what do?

keep in mind this guy is a dangerous chetnik that has personally slaughtered 20 turks with a knife

redpill me on xpozed

what is he

what is that abonomation wife he has