Hands of Sup Forums

Post your hands, let's see if you are white.

pic related is mine, r8 it please

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post your anime hand m8

yup im white

whitest one on Sup Forums desu

bump

Looks fucked up in the pic

I don't like the way your fingernails look so 7/10

Me drinking tea

When I get home I'm gonna post a picture of my dick

So stay tuned and rate it when the time comes

>black hair
>white

I didn't know that Canadians have dicks

We do learn something new everyday, huh?

>Hitler wasn't white

Am I white

Light skin != white
You get so much attention in ameriland for being white with blonde hair and blue eyes instead of being """""""white"""""""" like the rest of them there

it might give you a run for your money bro

I need to know if it will penetrate big bundas or not

shitskin

shitskin ultra nigger edition reporting in

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It'syou
you ALWAYS reply to my threads lel

>you ALWAYS reply to my threads lel

you're the Sup Forums gf-trap poster?

Yes :))))

Also can you rate my hand? Would my hand be liked in Argentina (op pic)

>I don't like the way your fingernails look so 7/10

Btw my fingernails are fine, it's just a lil motion blur because my hand was shaky lol zo it looks like my fingernails are long ans ghostlike

I'm home now, ill post my cock in a lil bit

Bit too white desu. Need to catch a tan

-2/10

FUCKING DISGUSTING

Cut your nails and stop beimg a faggot

what is that tumor on you are thumb

Literally my hand

Is he white ? Am I white ?

Fingers too long 4/10

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pic related

your hand is nice, I like the guys with blonde/light body hair

nice hand 10/10

>your hand is nice, I like the guys with blonde/light body hair

I was blonde as a kid but my hair got darker

I do have little body hair tho ;)

I'm going to eat a snack and i will post my penis afterwards, please rate it sincerely and tell me if it would be reciprocated in Argentina.

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You play football?

:3

i'd suck those feet

I'd lay my eggs in your knuckle crevices.

This extremely rude, delete this now
Always bite my thumbs.

he's right, cut your nails

faggot

Sec warming up my penis with some porn

i am very shy

>>>/lat/

Would if I had someone to look good for

Dude take some fucking responsibility for yourself

jesus christ, do you have NO SELF RESPECT?

fucking faggot cut your fingernails or i swear i'm going to kill you

you got me there, I feel you ;-;

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Would you shake my hand?

You wouldn't dare you soft cunt

>Imblying some pussy autist too lazy to cut his fingernails and who never goes outside would be able to stop me

I-its not that weird right?

I take it back

i'm not posting my cock

my fucking phone camera is shit and it looks weird

i don't want to get bullied again, i'm not doing it ;-;

My big Turkish hand

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Come over here and be a big man then you little Canuck. I'll shove my unkempt fingernails through your eye sockets

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omg i'm a seriously seeing a candian faggot threatening someone?
shut the fuck up and get out of here you little bitch

i'm scared

me ^_^

Rate me

>pisa tower keychain

5.5/10
would easily suck tho

w-why is it so low

i'm sorry my penis isn't up to your high standards, it is what it is okay?

I can't fix it, I'm sorry ;-;

I mean it's kinda small and it doesn't look too manly
It's okay though, it's still very suckable

i-it's just m-my p-p-p-phone c-c-camera......

oh who am i kidding this is why i have no gf and i will die a virgin

Anyways what do you think are the strengths and weaknesses of my penis?

What are some things I could work on?

6/10
Length?

Like ~17 cm or so

strengths:
1) uncircumcised
2) not aesthetically unappealing

weakness
1) small
2) kinda fragile-looking

things you can do:
1) accept it and move on
2) cut it off and become a cute trans girl

I-is 17cm s-small in your country?

is that because of natural selection because men with small penises cannot penetrate big bunda so only 8inches+ get to pass on their genes?

More importantly: Will my penis ever get a girlfriend?

Does a penis like mine deserve a girlfriend or am i banished to an eternity of masturbating to Czech Republic pornography?

hm, well, it looks way smaller than that
but 17cm is pretty good

>hm, well, it looks way smaller than that
>but 17cm is pretty good

I guess it kind of does but i assure you I have measured it and it's just barely under 17 cm

it depends on your face
post it

with posts like this you don't deserve anything

>it depends on your face
>post it

Yeah like I'm going to fall for that one again. LOL

Last time i posted my face i got bullied so hard I cried in the shower for over 20 minutes. I am NOT falling for that one again

well then I won't be able to answer your questions

It was just a joke m8

Why are u so highstrung?

Yay I'm bigger
Still nice, but what's nicer? You accepting yourself.

Based solely on my penis and my hand however, will I ever get a girlfriend?

In which country would my penis be most appreciated?

>Snarky reply
>Humble bragging

Nigger hands

Anyway i need more opinions, I'm going to make a "penises of Sup Forums" thread and see what others have to say.

>Based solely on my penis and my hand however, will I ever get a girlfriend?
penises don't get gfs, faces/bodies do

I'd show my hand but it looks autistic

I know but I want to know if girls only saw my hand and my penis, if they would like it or not.

I am not posting my face, last time i did that it was a disaster

I'm really white skinned but the shape of my face has nothing in common with a germanic or central european

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Oh come on, I'm sorry
Most of my friends are about 5-6 ish, don't be insecure
Work on the things you can change and you'll get a gf

I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY PENIS, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

ALL I WANT IS A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL TREAT MY PENIS GENTLY AND KINDLY

>Get the courage to post my penis after considering it for an hour, everyone says "Just do it xD we won't bully"
>Post it
>Everyone just says "lol it looks small XD"

t-thanks guys.

I never said you could. Just change the things you CAN. Work out, learn how to cook. Improve yourself, if penises were a goto for relationships I wouldn't wear trousers.

I've been working on all those things

i just want a girlfriend

It's not small, alright. You were right, the phone was crap.
Looks like you could do with a self esteem boost mate.

Then go get one.
I have never had a GF, I'm still a kissless virgin. Stop talking to neckbeard NEETS on a Taiwanese fingerpainting board and fucking go for it.

It's whatever man

i think i'm just going to hire an escort to lose my virginity but i feel like it'll be even more depressing paying someone than remaining a virgin


why even fucking bother anymore

thanks for your replies anyways, guys. I think i'm going to go on a walk...

NO STAY ON HERE
JUST GO FOR IT
I BELIEVE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, SO DO YOU

nah man i've accepted it

i guess it's not big deal, maybe if i earn enough money girls won't notice it