Are you scared to come to America?

Are you scared to come to America?

WOW do you know me ? yes iam realy scared actually.

>tfw I will never be American

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once we got stopped by an officer for doing donuts and he gave us directions
another time someone shouted at us from across the street
but the doctor says I'll get over it eventually

i imagine USA to be a realy crazy place where people can do anything they please so they shoot up some random people off the street, also lots of niggers and violente latinos, crazy cops and thr country full of shit and garbage everywhere.

No, I bought a Make America Great Again hat so I can troll Americans when I go there in a few weeks.

that's exactly what it's like
don't fucking come here nigger

i imagine when i come to usa random people will smile at me with their fake smile, so will just look away and keep moving, they will propably call the cops on me for not smiling and then i get shot.

no you'll just come and cringe at everyone you walk past and constantly mumble complaints under your breath, and then wonder why people aren't nice to you

No, he'll come and immediately tell everyone they're doing everything incorrectly, and then wonder why people aren't nice to him.

i would never come.

my friedn went to USA once, he said it is full of ugly and fat people, also niggers with guns, if you look wierdly at someone they bark at you for no reason.(he could speak english) i feel sorry for a healthy normal being to live in USA.

Puedo hablar alguna espanol asi yo estaria bueno

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spread the message

USA is very good in the movies. but overall it is below brazil. because in brazil shemales at least give you nice rimm job and play the toung game, where they stick their tounge in your anus ind and out in and out.

Not really, last time I went there everyone thought I was australian and asked if I'd met the Queen. I feel like if I bust out the word "indubitably" they'll all shut down from mass confusion like the droids in star wars episode 1.

That's enough Raki for you.

No I'm not, it seems alright but only as a sort of LadsOnTour / treat it like Shagaluf sort of holiday, not much to see compared to Europe tbf.

reminder that america is the worst country in existence

if you come here you WILL be shot
stay out for your own safety

My father went to America years ago and on his first day an armed robber hit him with a door as he was running out of the shop. In Ireland that would be considered rude but it's perfectly socially acceptable in the US.

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nah, its worse than where i am right now, i like my milk without hormones, meat without diabetes, streets without niggers, houses without cardboard or wood, etc

Auzubillah, i dont drink alcohol!

>getting shot is the worst thing that can happen to you in America

Nice, I'll apply for a visa.

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No the worst thing is being labeled as a terrorist here even if you aren't one and being held indefinitely without a trial and being tortured for shits and giggles.

so have you met the queen or

all Detroit. Cool