The Australian-Canadian War

>memes and banter go too far
>Canada declares war against Australia

Who would win an unironical war between Australia or Canada?

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If you go by banter, Australia wins. Both countries have shitty internet, but Australia has much higher quality banter and shitposts. They both have a similar volume of posters, being Anglo, but Canada simply wouldn't be able to win

In an actual war, Canada would probably win, if they actually fought.

Actually, although logically Canada should be larger and stronger militarily, their closeness to the US has meant that they've never developed a serious military because they've never felt particularly at threat since the early 1900s.

Hence, Australia's military is actually larger, better trained and better equipped.

Don't know who we'd side with in that tbf, either way someone will be wanting to leave the commonwealth. I'm sort of leaning on the Aussie side, we have more in common with them.

>leaf gets eaten by a koala

Makes sense

Our military is one of the highest trained in the world dumbass. You have no idea what you're talking about, go stick a dingeridoo up your ass, thanks

This, it's small but highly professional and well trained.

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its not about the size, its about how you use it.

Dad?

globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

Highly trained in being shitcunts

youtube.com/watch?v=TrqRYSvfwhQ

here
we see the native australian
consuming the shitposts of its family

Can confirm you don't have to be big to be great.

T.FormerOwnerOfTheWorld.

>Australians

But bigger is better, unless you have the French for allies.

t. CurrentOwnerOfTheWorld

I'd think Australia

Britain would win.

Holy fuck

>This is what yanks believe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

>kick the shit out of France when they are your enemies
>burn a century of economic might and manpower when you try to bail them out
>ruin your empire in the process
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Army_during_World_War_I

Is your military even allowed guns? Your cops aren't lmao

Canada would win. It would be bad for the USA if we lost, so you can bet they'd send their military down under.

Australia started this war. They had a history of bantering countries with little presence here into submission. New Zealand, Sweden, Argentina, Greece. They made memes of them all. They then turned to Canada, because we had a reputation for being nice and polite. They thought there weren't enough of us and that we didn't have the bantz to fight back. They were wrong.

Canada didn't start this war. But Canada will end it.

>battle from a war lost by the English
>brags about it anyhow

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Banter

And?

>Implying I'm not proving a point

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This is autistic as duck

Banter banter banter?

>Your cops aren't lmao
They do, but why is this a bad thing we don't have to resort to killing to stop/arrest someone, surely that shows good training and skill?

QUACK QUACK

As long as you don't get in a major ground war in Eurasia you're right as rain!

t. U.S. 7th Fleet

Not really. I still jack off to that British female cop getting raped lmao.

Here are armed Canadian cops dealing with a situation without shooting anyone. That requires even better training and skill.

youtu.be/Z6C3Mmj6W_Y

>Not really. I still jack off to that British female cop getting raped lmao.
?

He's got a point

Details?

>Implying Canada and Australia wouldn't just team up and attack USA

It would be known as the "Easter War"

>Not really
Great argument, lots of strong points!

>I still jack off to that British female cop getting raped lmao.
What are you on about???

>that British female cop getting raped lmao.
except that's from a TV show you dumb fucking retard

Do you really think fictional TV shows somehow portray reality?

Don't have the video but it was floating around Sup Forums a while ago.

T. Pathetic pindick

It's a bloody TV show haha how pathetic, do you think everything you see on tv is real?

Australia
They actually have balls unlike canadians

The shitcunts that slap your penis slurping ass off your trees caveman

I actually met some dudes from SASR when I was in Bahrain. Those guys are badass.

>Great argument, lots of strong points!

Cheerio ol' chap! I always knew Brits were not as autistic as you made yourselves out to be. :)

>What are you on about???
Same response as here >Do you really think fictional TV shows somehow portray reality?

No. But why would you get that idea? All I said was that I fap to it. You must be one of those leafs who voted for Trudeau, judging by your reading comprehension.

Goddamit Brit you were doing so well! Ah well I guess jokes on me for putting too much faith in you. :(

>The shitcunts that slap your penis

>Australia in charge of reading
Ooga booga where the leaves at I'm hungry

At least i don't slap penises m8

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not enough there to slap I reckon.

Delet this

Just....

Just stop.

Easter?

>Who would win?

Everyone

>r*dditors versus experienced aussie shitposters

Is this even a contest?

Stop what? That's the only post I've made, fucking cringeposter.

>the eternal French ignites an Anglo-Anglo war
>the eternal Anglo chokes on the delicious bait

What are you fucking gay?

>the Aussies will never have a big guy PM

Sorry but Canada is French.

If he was Australian the other pollies would have bashed him for being a poof

Canada is quickly gaining on Aussies with our newly deployed tactics. Within a year we will surpass them in banter and from then on it's all over for the eternal Aussies.

They'll be the ones getting bullied.

I'm enjoying this too tbf, let's see who we brought up better.

Isn't common for Aussies to be "poofs"?

Only secretly tho

>Aussies
humourous gentlemen, known for their creation of funny memes and their innate ability to have some banter with other posters while also still able to contribute to the conversation

>Canada
a fucking leaf

>Canada and Australia unironically fighting

Um no

Shut up potato nigger, before Papa starves you all to death again.

Canada is pretty much the /r9k/ of countries nowadays. They already lost, long ago.
rip in peace sweet leafs

>if you kill your enemies, they win
I feel we might have a better idea of how a war works

>Papa
no father of mine maplenigger :^)

>Be Ireland
>a fucking island
>surrounded by fish
>too retarded to fish
>starve from lack of potato

australia btfo leaf brigade

No buddy, you don't. You see, we don't KILL our enemies, we TORTURE them and MUTILATE their bodies instead. By the end they'll want death so much that giving it to them means they've won.

Prepare yourselves, roofuckers.

Go to bed Felix

>be Canadian
>literally Americans but boring and gay

i hate canadians as much as the next person but there is a point to be made there

>Be Irish
>literally British but drunk and starving

Don't talk about potatoes, you may trigger flashbacks.

Fuck off hot dog eater, everytime an Amerifat passes by our town everyone laughs at him and his autistic car.
You yanksfats are the best jokes around here, the only reason the hot dog stands even make a buck is because you retarded burgers actually go and buy that crap.
You even enjoy it.

Peng Wong Chi

i lived within daytrip distance of canada for 20 years and there is unironically no way to tell if someone is canadian or american unless they tell you.. so...

Go away

Every american we see is riding around with all their bumper stickers, US flags waving, McDonalds cups in their cars and their stupid accents.

Not to mention they are quiet literally all obese.

Everyone wins

After reading this whole thread I realize how bad leafs are at bantz.

We deserve to be the laughing stock.

Please fuck off.

Your anti-American brigading is embarrassing

Good thing for us murder is haraam then

reddit tier fantasy, chang

based ancestor

>loving amerifats
Disgusting.

What happened to the "American dream" anyways, burger? Your country is becoming a shithole, and next your planning on shooting yourself in the head by electing Hillary.

You sound like an underage faggot or redditor going through his anti-american phase.

Holy fucking shit Canadians are so fucking stupid. Nothing they say is worth listening to. Someone should delet their presence

Hillary literally has a vagina and she still has more balls than your """"""""leader"""""""""

Also you should be worrying about your own country falling apart, or should I say burning down.

>pandering to burgers
Pathetic.

>A FUCKING LEAF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION??

on Sup Forums, very, but we're still madcunts so it evens out

>Amerifat having the guts to say anyone else's country's falling apart as his is about to become 40% white in less than 25 years