Let's do this again

Let's do this again.

A war breaks out and these are the sides. Who wins? Conventional weapons only and USA doesn't join.

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Purple. All countries apart from Britain focus on Russia and stop them.

Britain focuses on the rest. France surrenders immediately and Italy switches side.

GG

>Purple
Only Britain is worth mentioning in a military context

>Yellow
France, Russia and maybe Italy are worth mentioning in a military context

The result is obvious.

Yellow, having Moldova on our side seals the deal

Yellow is basically Rome and Russia, which is considered Third Rome due to Byzantium.
Germanic Aryans will win

Yellow. Only Poles and Turks can actually fight on the purple side. Britain can fight but its population are pussies so they would surrender easily.

Really? I was pretty sure it would be yellow.

>Germany, Poland and Turkey not worth mentioning
>Italy is
lol

Only 11% of Germans would fight for Germany.

Purple gets fucked within a week

>Italy

>Britain and Germany on the same side

GG yellow

>Island fags who can't fight without America and country which can't wait to get fucked by every foreigner it can find

Keep in mind Italy will switch sides halfway

>Germany
What is this, 1941? Their military is pretty shit.

>Poland
Strongest in Eastern Europe. Strongest of the countries not worth mentioning.

>Turkey
Yeah...nah.

Seems like I upset some entirely irrelevant person from an utterly irrelevant nation.

t. American cocksucker

Are nukes conventional weapons?

You don't need to sign your posts on Sup Forums lad.

Doesn't Putin literally have his hand up your country's ass?

I was describing you

No. You are thinking of Ukraine.

So will Romania after conquering Moldavia tho

Britain would have all of it's former colonies up in arms fighting for her, so we will most likely see a big pacific and atlantic theater in this.

As well Greece would be BTFO instantly and have thrace finally giben back to Bulgaria, suck it greks.

Yellow because they have Moldova

Yellow

portugal would never join an opposing side of england

This scenario seems impossible to happen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Portuguesa#History

>colonies

Who?

It's just banter.

Commonwealth.

Suck a dick tatar

There's been weirder coalitions in Europe.

Yellow

Canada is in 2015.

New Zealand is across the world.

Nigeria is falling apart.

Kenya hates you guys.

India is more harm than good.

Maybe Australia? Their banter is powerful and they can unleash emus and abos upon the Spaniards.

>no Gibraltar on that map
Fucking REEEE

Yellow

>Yeah...nah.
>Literally biggest military in NATO after USA

India is stronger than pretty much every Yuro cunt apart from Russia

India has the benefit of having fucking tons of the lads.

And Kenya hating us means nothing, they'll still die if we tell them to (and apparently even if we don't).

>India coming to save UK
About as likely as Indonesia coming to save you

>new zealand

wtf lmaoo

Yellow. Not a single shot is fired, the Yellow navies dominate the Atlantic and the Mediterranean and just blockade the shit out of purples and they all starve and surrender.

Well, except for half of purple that has already been overrun by Vladimir.

The problem with this "what if war?" threads is that the cause and goal of the war are never specified yet you can't make a proper conclusion without knowing those.

Also, most countries in Europe, if not all, don't really have the capabilities to successfully occupy most other countries, even smaller ones. Russia would have a hard time just with taking all of Ukraine and a VERY hard time with keeping Ukraine while having to continue further West.

Italy probably couldn't even stabilise their control over Slovenia and Croatia. It just doesn't work with the current militaries. USA is one of the rare countries that could fully successfully occupy a country that isn't a meme.

Agincourt all over again...

Do we have any chance against Russian naval force? Really makes me think.

>are pussies so they would surrender easily.

Mixing us up with the French lad, we never surrender.

Leave the EU and I'll believe you

The british schooling system has managed to make you proud of a battle from a war you lost. well fucking done.

On it mate

Thanks la but we don't learn about Agincourt in school, it's just well memed on here.

Imagine

>if that happens this is what will become

looks great tbqh lad

You should unite everything barring Slovenia and Monaco

If France, Italy and Spain can hold their own for the first 2-3 years, they will win easily because of Russia.

who winS ?

I think this is relevant

Shut up and protect the command center.

It's not.

>t.5% country

>t. I would go to a foreign country which doesn't threaten me or my existence to fight and potentially die just so certain people can line their pockets

Your life is a joke to you.

This is why America dominates NATO and influences EU policy. European """"""men"""""""" are too pussy to pick up a rifle and defend their motherland.

Strong countries always have people willing to fight for it.

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jews

Poland posting meme maps as usual.

>meme, adj. - making the speaker look unfavourably

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I think yellow cos Russia. France and Britain are more or less the same and Russia is stronger. Aside from those three = meme countries.

lmao

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Deal with it.

>london falls within the first month

wew lad

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