a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
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Wtf Australia I hate you now
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4, do you have milk for my kot?
canadian says: it's clearly 4 because he's asian and therefore good mat math
american says nothing because even if he knows the answer, he should give a tip and he has no money
*good at math
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I have another
A Brazilian, an american and a chink go into a bar
AND THE AMERICAN WAS FUCKING FAT AND RETARDED
An American and a Dutchman enter a bar.
The Dutchman is approached by multiple women immediately, by virtue of his blue eyes, blonde hair, chiseled jaw and impressive height.
The American however remains alone and is afraid of approaching any girl because of his obesity.
What's the difference between an american and a French person?
The french person is from france, while the american is FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
FATTTTTT
FAAAAT
AND RETARDED
oh it's this thread again
an american walks into a bar and gets stuck in the door because he's FATTT FATTTYYYY FAT FATT and the bartender has to shoot him out of the door otherwise no one will be able to get in
american mods got butthurt and 404'd last night.
An American walks into a pub. "FUCK OFF YANK", says the pub owner.
>An American walks
>an american rolls into a pub
A Brit walks into a bar and gets arrested by the Sharia patrol for attempting to commit a haram activity
Sorry.
An American scooters into a pub.
An american walks into a pub and gets arrested because he's only 20.
Happy Ramadan
An American walks into a bar and asks for a shot.
>gets shot
...
A yank walks into an anti-American thread and does not care because he realises that he will always have his eternal ally :)
American psyche down pat. Trained in psychoanalysis by any chance?
Wow ok I see how it is. Not like we needed you people anyways. Cozy up to China and Russia they are much better at the banter
>an american walks
a russian, an Argentinian, and a American walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you can prove that you are white
russian says: I am as white as the purest Siberian snow
american says: I'm as white as the most wholesome Midwestern small town
And the bartender would have asked the third man, but since the Argentinian was standing in a shadow the bartender said HOLY FUCK WHY ARE THOSE CLOTHES ARE FLOATING IN MIDAIR
>An american walks
???
>have milk for my kot?
lol
what if the american has dutch (MUH) heritage?
Kekka
KEK
Britain is full of Ahmeds
I WAS JUST JOKING YOU WENT TOO FAR
If it's not a gay bar he strikes out because tulipniggers are only good for PLUGGING BIG DYKES
>american """""""banter"""""""
a yank scooters into a bar
a chocolate bar that is, because the yank is fat and hungry
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
An American
AND THE AMERICAN GETS HUNGRY AFTER MOT EATING GOR THIRTY MINUTES AND EATS THE LANKY TOOTHPASTE EUROPEAN ALIVE
JEUS FUCK Shit MY FINGERS are SO FAT I CANT TYPE ON MY PHONE FUCCCKKKKKKKKJK
Who are you quoting?
Tee hee YEW TELL EM BROTHER
An then posts angrily about it on Reddit, only to be arrested again for online harassment and hate speech
>be american
>get cancer
>have to resort to drug dealing to pay the bills
wew
>get light battered
>deep fry myself
Dee ee lish
>get cancer
>live for 6 seasons due to the best doctors in the world
>get shot so it doesn't even matter
Very american desu
>Australian """""humor"""""
>be Dutch or whatever
>get Americanized by our culture
>, by virtue of his blue eyes, blonde hair, chiseled jaw and impressive height.
I have all of that. Muh Frisian heritage.
>red at the mast
REEEE YOU RETARD IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY SINCE THE MAST IS ON THE RIGHT NOT THE LEFT
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
A frenchman arrive and shoot up the bar killing them all
takbir
kek
A nigger, a muslim and a leftard walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What will it be, Mr. President?"
it's funny because irl the american would start spouting some common core bullshit which is essentially what OP said
Good post
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel bad for laughing
my sides are in fucking orbit
bump
An American walks into a bar. Oh wait, but he can't get past the door, he's too fat to even get through the door!
bump
>2016
>not being able to handle the bantz
originally my joke created for jokes thread in Sup Forums
wow I am so grateful to you my dearest australian friend for cherishing and preserving my art
>a canadian tries to take credit for an original australian joke
>vocaroo.com
>>>
I remember this
It's so bad so it's actually good.
I remember this
instant classic