a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
A Brazilian, an american and a chink go into a bar
AND THE AMERICAN WAS FUCKING FAT AND RETARDED
Andrew Bell
An American and a Dutchman enter a bar.
The Dutchman is approached by multiple women immediately, by virtue of his blue eyes, blonde hair, chiseled jaw and impressive height.
The American however remains alone and is afraid of approaching any girl because of his obesity.
Connor Davis
What's the difference between an american and a French person?
The french person is from france, while the american is FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
FATTTTTT
FAAAAT
AND RETARDED
Mason Ramirez
oh it's this thread again
Dominic Nelson
an american walks into a bar and gets stuck in the door because he's FATTT FATTTYYYY FAT FATT and the bartender has to shoot him out of the door otherwise no one will be able to get in
Jacob Thompson
american mods got butthurt and 404'd last night.
Ryan Reyes
An American walks into a pub. "FUCK OFF YANK", says the pub owner.
Daniel Clark
>An American walks
Brayden Thomas
>an american rolls into a pub
Kayden Fisher
A Brit walks into a bar and gets arrested by the Sharia patrol for attempting to commit a haram activity
Lucas Lopez
Sorry.
An American scooters into a pub.
Aiden Wood
An american walks into a pub and gets arrested because he's only 20.
Hudson Stewart
Happy Ramadan
Nicholas Martin
An American walks into a bar and asks for a shot.
>gets shot
Adam Rivera
...
Brody Bennett
A yank walks into an anti-American thread and does not care because he realises that he will always have his eternal ally :)
American psyche down pat. Trained in psychoanalysis by any chance?
Daniel Peterson
Wow ok I see how it is. Not like we needed you people anyways. Cozy up to China and Russia they are much better at the banter
Joseph Price
>an american walks
Angel Nelson
a russian, an Argentinian, and a American walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you can prove that you are white
russian says: I am as white as the purest Siberian snow
american says: I'm as white as the most wholesome Midwestern small town
And the bartender would have asked the third man, but since the Argentinian was standing in a shadow the bartender said HOLY FUCK WHY ARE THOSE CLOTHES ARE FLOATING IN MIDAIR
Leo Price
>An american walks
???
Andrew Cruz
>have milk for my kot? lol
Justin James
what if the american has dutch (MUH) heritage?
Cameron Hill
Kekka
Benjamin Gray
KEK
Christian Mitchell
Britain is full of Ahmeds
Gavin Wright
I WAS JUST JOKING YOU WENT TOO FAR
Dylan Morris
If it's not a gay bar he strikes out because tulipniggers are only good for PLUGGING BIG DYKES
Ethan Bailey
>american """""""banter"""""""
Alexander Moore
a yank scooters into a bar
a chocolate bar that is, because the yank is fat and hungry
Angel Mitchell
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
Blake Reed
An American
Dominic Kelly
AND THE AMERICAN GETS HUNGRY AFTER MOT EATING GOR THIRTY MINUTES AND EATS THE LANKY TOOTHPASTE EUROPEAN ALIVE
Gavin Scott
JEUS FUCK Shit MY FINGERS are SO FAT I CANT TYPE ON MY PHONE FUCCCKKKKKKKKJK
Evan Green
Who are you quoting?
Justin Allen
Tee hee YEW TELL EM BROTHER
Jack Lopez
An then posts angrily about it on Reddit, only to be arrested again for online harassment and hate speech
Logan Roberts
>be american >get cancer >have to resort to drug dealing to pay the bills
wew
Adam King
>get light battered >deep fry myself Dee ee lish
Ayden Baker
>get cancer >live for 6 seasons due to the best doctors in the world >get shot so it doesn't even matter
Very american desu
Isaiah Collins
>Australian """""humor"""""
Mason Carter
>be Dutch or whatever >get Americanized by our culture
Matthew Torres
>, by virtue of his blue eyes, blonde hair, chiseled jaw and impressive height. I have all of that. Muh Frisian heritage.