Americans have to dilute their coffee with hot water

>americans have to dilute their coffee with hot water

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CHI

>Canadians don't drink coffee aside from mass produced Tim hortons swill

>Canadians have to dilute their flag with a leaf

American style coffee is shit

That's why I make t*rkish coffee

Maybe buy coffee from a good roaster? Or just live somewhere with a decent chain like intelligentsia?

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CA

>americans dilute their coffee with water and then put butter in it

>drinking coffee

GO

>camadians drink gender neutral coffee

HAHAHAH LE BUTTER COFFEE! SO FUNNY ORIGINALE! FUCK YOU NO ONE PUTS BUTTER IN THEIR COFFEE YOUR STUPID FUCKING CUNTNADIAN

What can I say? I don't like coffee.

>triggered by a leaf

he mad

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why are you mad?

I guess it's not hot water but lard

Don't get chain coffee come on man

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I said good chain coffee, not that st*rbucks shit, I just buy verve though

The only place in the world with a better coffee culture than us is Australia desu

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Why would you say that? Do we really have coffee culture?

Yeah, mostly west coast thing though

This entire "new wave" of coffee was started in aus, in Melbourne, they probably have the best roasters in the world but we're doing pretty well too

t. literal unironic barista

Okay, it must be regional then. We have independent coffee shops in PA, but I haven't met many people that are picky about their coffee.

You'll find it if you look, it's pretty big up northeast here

I'm in north Florida and it can even be found here given the shop I work at, I prefer """good""" coffee naturally and usually drink using a chemex at home but whatever I'll drink Dunkin Donuts if it's my only option, anyone who is too snobbish to drink something whether it be coffee or beer is a plague

Also idk why that "here" was added to the first sentence

>drinking coffee
bitter bean drink shit
why the fuck does it taste so good to everyone else

I've never drank coffee.. does it just help you wake up or does it have other magical properties?

I lack a lot of motivation to.. do.. anything... ever...
would coffee help?

No a psychologist will
Coffee tastes like shit read my post above

Black coffee is actually really healthy, what fucks people up is all this hypersweetened mochalattefrappuccino bullshit at st*rbucks, just drink coffee black or with a little milk and natural flavorings like honey or vanilla and it's a healthy thing to drink

Caffeine affects people differently, no matter how much coffee I drink I'll still feel tired but it wakes others up, makes some jittery

I take a 200mg caffeine pill as a preworkout though and that really wakes me up and raises my alertness noticeably, which is what coffee does for some people, I just need a ton

Now to answer your question, no, coffee won't help with that, SSRIs will

Intelligentsia is leagues ahead of the POOP you get in grocery shops.

>getting coffee from grocery shops

Just go to a decent cafe. If you get on good terms with the barista it usually ends up being cheaper than buying coffee straight out.

Idk about cheaper but yeah, I often comp drinks for people who are bro asf or if I made even a tiny little mistake like forgetting to add agave or something and you walked out before I could fix it I'll just remember you and give you your next drink for free

Again if you're buying your own coffee from home and care about quality just buy whole bean shit from a roaster like verve (will recommend their Costa Ricans) and invest in a good grinder, kinda pricey initially but you'll save because going to the local coffee bar every other day is not cheaper no, that shit adds up fast

Yeah I know, I can't afford the upfront because student which is why I think of getting nice barista coffee as cheaper than getting your own nice coffee.

buy a french press for twenny bux

what? I thought only Ethiopians do this

Or I could visit one of my best friends at uni which I'm at every day and have a nice chat and pay like 2 buxx a coffee