You wake up in your present location in the year 1700. What do?

You wake up in your present location in the year 1700. What do?

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well, i'd start learning spanish

fuck some abos

My city was founded in 1693, at least I will not live in the jungle.

kek

>new spain
first of all, i'd build a wall

get ravaged by the savage

instant suicide.

Inform the abos that they are not a unified people with a concept of nations so whats coming is not an invasion

Fall off and die since I'm on the 13th floor

you just soured this thread.

lets conquer spanish-netherlands

Gather some pelts.

Play the gaita all day, and then siesta.

Die from starvation

>Bessemer process
>Steam engine
>Trains
>Vaccination
>Antibiotics
>Germ theory of disease
>Prevent scurvy

Unite the Aboriginal People under one flag

>polish commonwealth
NO

Become a well respected tribe leader, sit around eating witchetty grubs and playing didgeridoo for 70 years and then tell Captain Cook to just kill us all famalam, it's for the best.

Invent wahabism to fuel turkey's engine of war.

Brebare to speak bolish Litwin xD

good luck speakin those 1000 different languages or whatever the fuck

Wahabism was made to do the opposite of that though

kill roaches

Poles get out!

WE

Only 7 years till the union!

>wake up in a overgrown valley or a field
>walk west for 10 minutes
>get in what was my town in 1700.
>dunno what next

Become a farmer.

>wake up in the jungle
suicide is my best option since its always civil war in 1700's in my country

gajde*

maybe my asshole was being fucked by chinese shitttttt

Everybody is fluent in the same language.
>make bow, arrows, housing, etc.
>one man colony.jpg

Drinkin and fightin I guess. Probably not even that bad.

ehh ill probably steal a sword or something and run away to become an adventurer

Nice.

How did china lose all that territory to the ruskies

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Manchuria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Aigun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_of_Peking

>California
>New Spain

The first Spanish establishment won't exist in today's American California until 69 years from now.

Hell, the first Spanish settlement in Baja California only began in 1690.

As for what I'd do, I'd learn Tongva and few other local languages and write down as much as I can about their cultures on clay tablets and then bury those tablets in multiple locations throughout California.

This is assuming I don't get killed or starve to death in what's essentially a stone age land.

Dallas, TX here... so I'd probably get scalped.

>washington
I'm pretty sure I'm about a hundred miles from suquamish land so if I can make it there through untamed wilderness I should be ok

You could probably find some French fur traders if you kept on an eastern path

Work so hard for make rice.

And Wtf Ottoman Empire was so big.

Go to war with all of Swedens neighbours but win this time thanks to my medical knowledge.

Prepare myself to fight for a french king or an austrian one

>Hawaii
Considering im not even on the map,i guess im ded.

Teach Poles how to make steam engines.

Industrial revolution would happen here first.

Die, because I can't speak Māori.

drink a lot and screw hot chicks

Be conscripted and enjoy many military victories for the next few years in the Great Northern War.

TIME FOR WAR

Run from the moose limbs and offer my boipucci to the Portuguese

get eaten by maoris? idk i can speak a very small amount of maori so I might be ok, and I pretty much know their customs etc, but this was only 50 years after europe even knew this place existed and i dont think they'd landed here.
where I live is like a 10 minute walk from a massive ancient maori fortification, so if I don't die straight away it would be great to see what it looked like then

>you now remember the Yucatan peninsula being rejected by both the US and england when they wanted out of mexico

lel

Do colonist things I guess

Plant corn? Spread Christianity to natives? We were kind of on the fringe of the colonies back then so maybe die of amoebic dysentery

I'll probably fight swedes.

Stab any Danes I meet on my way.

MUH FURS

Go to Armenia and join he Thonraki sect.

PRODS OUT

Shit, I forgot I'm in Spain

Liberate Swede and Turks

austrians everywhere, time to rebel soon

>implying a Pole knows anything more than how to use a plunger.

Acquire exploring party. Enslave natives.

Kill seminoles with my spaniard brothers.

>tfw living in pirate town built in Spanish territory

>ottoman empire

I would probably kill myself

Enjoy industrial decline XDDDDD

In a few years you'll get wrecked by based Jackson

Could be worse

fugg im in assburg clay now :DD

>What do?

Die, of course. The town i live in was founded in 1975 and there was nothing nothing but empty tundra hundreds of miles around it in the 18th century in that place.

Hello Austrian citizen :D

Would you be interested in a stable job in His Majestys imperial forces? Go and meet exotic people from all over the islamic world and shoot at them!

h-heja sverige

Dick knows.

probably grow some potatoes unless I'm from a rich family

Well my city is just a small town of 6,000 people. We are pretty irrelevant until the industrial revolution.

im gonna hide in the alps drinking beer and eating polenta ;D

The Ottoman Empire was massive. Turks are so fucking alpha.

walk around with a fucking saber

You went full retard.

Western Canada

>get lost in the wilderness
>get mauled by bears
>get attacked by natives
>freeze to death

>Canada

That's fine I guess.

>>Prevent scurvy

limey fuck

I still live in the Electorate of Saxony, and not just that, but in its golden days before the Seven Years' War. So I guess it's OK.
Also, Poland basically belongs to us now, with our Elector being the King of Poland.

Migrate to canada colony

Do whatever I can to convince as much of Europe as possible, that every single non-white needs to be hunted down and killed.

1 year before a 12 year civil war with every nation in Europe meddling in it

Go to Florida and buy a qt slave to cuddle with.

JUST VETO MY SHIT UP

GET READY FOR WAR OF COURSE!

kurwa ja nie mowę po polsku

Be happy because I'm about to experience the British Empire at it's highest.

>British empire at it's highest.
You're around 220 years early lad.

A war with a lose/lose scenario and everything down from there.

wew lad

You can choose any place in the world at this point. So get out of that war ridden ultra catholic country while you have the chance.

'Colonia do Sacramento' is where I live. I live in the 'Real de San Carlos' zone though, which was a camp made by the Spanish to later assault the town's fortress. So maybe talk with the Spanish and tell them how to not fuck up the empire jej

Pray I guess?

bretty gud

you get the seal of 5th collumn

Move to some backwater village so I can speak Lithuanian with my fellow white brethren.
If I remained in Vilnius I'd be forced to learn Polish.

I'll go to the public bath near my house!
Almost all public bathes in Japan were mixed-bathing in the era of Tokugawa's.