>mfw mummy and daddy will die one day
Mfw mummy and daddy will die one day
Cameron Garcia
Joshua Clark
WHAT!!
Chase Collins
...
Kevin Brooks
>mfw australians havent been range banned yet
Connor Flores
>mummy
She should already be dead by then.
Wyatt Price
but who will make tendies?
Elijah Gonzalez
IM 27 YEARS OLD I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.
Noah Parker
you make me tendies?
Grayson Ramirez
NEETs can't do anything, don't kid yourself
Just find another mummy
Luis Evans
I'll buy them of course
Nathan Martin
>buying tendies
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Ethan Torres
>that lovely Spb. apartment will be mine
Landon Bell
>mfw I'm a neet and will inherit millions upon millions
Noah Rodriguez
I hate thinking about it. When my dad inevitably dies it's going to crush me.
Cooper Ross
>mummy
I thought Australians used "mommy"?
Evan Scott
I'll kill myself before they die.
Dominic Phillips
>mommy
That's Haram
Jonathan Martinez
Good for you; you're wrong.
Liam Hernandez
Do you think that we use British English in every other circumstance, but for some reason use 'mommy'? Or do you think we, for some bizarre reason, use American English?
Robert Ramirez
this is why the jobs market is shit
Alexander Cooper
I know I'm to naive for a 23 yo man, but I can't stand this fact.
why I can live forever with my parents, brother and my lover?
I'm so so sad
I know, I'm a naive man.
Christopher Gutierrez
>tfw your dad might sell his fingerprint stocks and give the reward to me
cheers being rich
Brody Edwards
>tfw will inherit daddy's law firm
Chase Cooper
>all these richboys
Kys, trust cunts
Daniel Gutierrez
can i have sum
Jack Nelson
>I'll kill myself before they die.
Same.
Chase King
But you do you American English too, from Wikipedia don't know how accurate this is:
"A non-exhaustive selection of common British English terms not commonly used in Australian English include (Australian usage in brackets):
>artic/articulated lorry (semi-trailer); >aubergine (eggplant);
>bank holiday (public holiday);
>bedsit (one-bedroom apartment);
>bin lorry (garbage/rubbish truck);
>cagoule (raincoat);
>candy floss (fairy floss);
>cash machine (automatic teller machine/ATM);
>child-minder (babysitter);
>clingfilm (glad wrap/cling-wrap);
>courgette (zucchini);
>crisps (chips/potato chips);
>skive (bludge);
>dungarees (overalls);
>dustbin (garbage/rubbish bin);
>duvet (doona);
>elastoplast/plaster (band-aid);
>estate car (station wagon);
>fairy cake (cupcake/patty cake);
>flannel ((face) washer/wash cloth);
>free phone (toll-free);
>football (soccer);
>high street (main street);
>hoover (vacuum cleaner);
>ice lolly (ice block/icy pole);
>kitchen roll (paper towel);
>lavatory (toilet);
>lorry (truck);
>off-licence (bottle shop);
>pavement (footpath);
>red/green pepper (capsicum);
>pillar box (mail box);
>plimsoll (sandshoe);
>pushchair (pram/stroller);
>saloon (sedan);
>sweets (lollies);
>utility room (laundry);
>Wellington boots (gumboots)."
Jack Ross
Tf. I thought those were standard
Owen Jackson
No
Angel Flores
B-but why are you happy for it o.O