There was a time where people couldn't have cold beverages

>there was a time where people couldn't have cold beverages

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>there was a time Australians couldn't shitpost
I drink to forget the past

>no mummy bringing back ice cold fizzy drinks

>What is a cellar..

A basement

Learn actual English mate.

>yfw all your shit is frozen solid for half the year

water from a well is cold
unless you don't count water as a beverage

I count the breast milk from your mums tits as a beverage faggot.

too bad only I got that sweet beverage
haha aussie milk cucked

You could put it in a river to stay cool

w-whats going on in that pic?

>fizzy drinks

Thank you for using the best terminology.

>stutter typing
How to spot a dumbass 101

dumbass? more like a bitch beta piece of shit

pls no

>there was a time I didn't have a traditional asian wife that would bring me a beer, cook dinner and sew my ripped jacket

Life is pretty good right now. I think I'll cum in her tonight.

>there was a time when millions of people drank uncarbonated beer

Stop bullying

Pretty sure that's not the case m8. Oldest beer recipe known still has carbonation.

I guess it would have a tiny bit if they drank it before fermentation was complete but it would basically be flat by today's levels.

Thank you

cancers

If it's brewed with an air tight container or bottled with some sugar in it will be very carbonated.

t. done it before

bully