FRANCE APPRECIATION THREAD

ITT: We thank France

some reasons to help you think
telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/france/articles/17-reasons-why-France-is-so-popular/

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Did you know that Napoleon (France's greatest and most respected military leader) had a very small penis?

mate im trying to have a civil thread here do you mind

Sorry

kek

wtf is this an anglo tutorial for how to get laid in france?

hahahahaha

>(France's greatest and most respected military leader)

WTF user, I love you now

Wasn't he? Why do the other French posters not like him?

>Go milk your rod. Va faire pleurer le colosse. Literally, "Go make the giant cry"

What the fuck

I like him, but he's overrated, desu

Louis XIV's generals were cooler, at least, their conquered provinces remained French

Thanks for being the first colonizer of my region

No thanks for not leaving any people here. Nearly all of the place names are awful mixtures of tree names, vegetation, and plants.

>Oak Brook
>Oak Lawn
>Willowbrook
>Springfield
>Bloomington
>Elmhurst
>Glen Ellyn
>Wood Dale
>Elk Grove

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for invading our colonies...

>invade Algeria
>rename every city and village "Springfield"
>leave

manifest destiny

>Napoleon
>Overrated

Vierge de défauts, certainement pas, mais il reste le chef d'état français le plus marquant de tous les temps. Et en à peine 15 ans. Rappelons qu'il a accédé au trône par ses propres moyen et pas par hérédité, ce qui est grandement badass.

Ouais, m'enfin le contexte aide beaucoup

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>ce qui est grandement badass.

it's sad for the Brits to see revenge against William the Conqueror manifest itself in the form of Americanization :^)

VIVE LA FRANCE!!

The round table is really beautiful

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Gros tocard.

This country is shit since 4 decades now.

why anglo love this? you are attracted by what exactly? explains this please, i'm pretty sure you are only attracted by Paris or the food.

the bureaucracy system of this country is also FUCKING SLOW, every administrative approaches take a lot of times with a lot of papers, this is just hell.

so why you love that?

Hi France

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Well it was about time someone saved this pic after so many times I posted it
Good job user

American pigs OUT

/fcum/

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UK I guess, after all I can speak their language.

But man, those landscapes are actually just one specific zone looking like that for each other you know?

so you like this country just for landscapes and architecture of old monument? well actually the landscapes are not so wild in most of the country (only in the south and mountains), most of the cunt is pretty boring. (the french desert).

concerning architecture, most people actually lives in Buildings (HLM) because houses cost a lots on this cunt, also most of buildings like schools for exemple looks like commieblocks with shitty painting and disgusting modern art.

that's not like USA where every communities live on a specific racial or ethnic neighborhood, here we have a forced cohabitation with mudslimes.

Angevin clay

I like french people and I like listening to them speak french

Can I not like things anymore.

>I like french people

literally the half of the youth is garbage here.

You get those in Britain too, except the top three and Mont St. Michael (and Versailles).

Yeah, but that's because they're niggers.

It's same for us, too.

Let us both wallow in our poor fate.

And high mountains like in the bottom line, also the 2 coasts on the left of the palace gardens don't look very British at all, and I don't know either where you'd find the deepest European canyon that's at the right of Mt Saint-Michel in the UK
No offense intended

They are not all niggers, a huge amount of them are "Niggerized" or "Arabized" Frenchs.

there are also the leftards who constantly defend the undefendable things, and they are really numerous, this country is full of traitors.

Have you tried living in the southern United States

This tb.h, I love France but I have a hard time liking the French people of my generation

Most of those landscapes are actually from the South and Mountains (Alpes, Pyrénnées, Massif Central), and also coasts, so their beauty is pretty normal.

but in the north most of the country is not like that, it's just a rural green desert with farmers and a grey sky or bad weather most of times.

also most people don't live in comfy rural or natural areas, but in big cities or suburbs around big cities, in contact with forced multiculturalism.

The fact that I don't live right in the middle of mountains or in a 1000 y.o house doesn't mean I won't enjoy both
You are right about the fucking Muslims tho

Il s'est appuyé sur des épaules de géants, notamment les guerres de révolution, et a tout perdu

all the french people I have met on holiday were great

Southern France confirmed to be superior

But seriously the North have great things too, even if the nature is more boring. Some place like Brittany look very different from the rest, Normandy is also comfy as fuck, there are the Vosges in the east, and a pretty coastline. I'll admit under Paris (Beauce plains), above it up until Calais and east of it until Alsace is rather shittyas f ar as nature go
But then again the North has most of the architectural wonders of the country, Loire Valley castles and its white cities, the god tier cathedrals

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North France best France

Dear France,
-thanks for Code Napoleon.
-thanks for the chansons.

Also thanks for beeing the best enemy and friend for so many centuries.
Could think of any better one. You guys are the best.

Well I honestly prefer the south, I'm from there so i'm biased but still I'm more about nature and landscapes than cities, so the south, emptier and more diverse; suits me better
But I love both halves anyway

Oh I forgot to mention it.

THANKS FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM !!!

It preserved the world from barbarism and backwardsness.

tabernack!

>tabernack!

Americans......

The Gendarm from St. Tropez
made me to love the Cote Azur somehow.

Is that the Eurofighter? Cause it's not really specifically french

Having been to both, I'd say the south is nicer imo, but the north ain't bad.

I like the drinking culture and humour of the Northerners, they are more easygoing and friendly imo

pls more tutorials

Côte d'Azur is goat
Granted it's full of tourists during summer but it's still beautiful, and inland in the more mountainous terrain it remains calm even during summer

You know that the Eurofighter is everything European but French?

They refused to cooperate.

kek where does he rank?

>humour of the Northerners

Naheulbeuk/Kaamelott/Dieudonné tier humor

personnally i never found that funny.

saved

Salty. I don't know what that shit is anyways, I'm talking about the people I met. Good lads. Southerners had a stick up their ass.

Rafale

why do you hate france m8

It's Rafale tho
Pls buy

>Naheubleuk
>Kaamelott

>Not funny

fucking pleb out, and I'm not from the north

I don't hate France, I just said the truth, sorry for breaking your fantasies.

of course not all is shit, there are still good stuff, but since 4 decades, the result now is so cancerous, and this socialist government is the most shameful of the entire french history.

for exemple, Hollande has 7% of popularity.

your country's leader doesn't even have a penis

Sorry mate not interested. Try the Aussies I hear they like your subs too!

>France is a perfect country. So god created the French.

I agree with this "joke" now...

Tell that to pepa pig!

youre just jealous of big Dave

I don't hate that MP3 saga, but sometimes this is unfunny and pretty crappy thought.
like this for exemple: youtube.com/watch?v=VEPFIGMgdd0

that's not funny i'm sorry.

Kaamelott just make me smile but never laugh, sometimes it's also very pretentious, but never hilarious.

le meilleur langue peh
except feminine/masculine articles and retarded numbers

We get high mountains in Scotland.

We get those coasts, especially the coast at the bottom. The coast at the top reminds of this place near Weymouth.

>Deepest Canyon
Yeah, didn't know what that was.

SOIXANTE-DOUZE
QUATRE-VINGT-SEPT
DEUX-CENT-QUATRE-VINGT-DIX-HUIT

Hello, I am now appreciating France.

I don't even know what it means, it just sounds cool. can you tell me it's meaning canadabro or a frenchbro in the thread please?

>We get high mountains in Scotland.
laughing girls.jpg

>virginia
ayyy

>We get high mountains in Scotland.

By high mountains I mean Alps/Pyrenees tier, above 3000m
The coast at the bottom is from Corsica, I doubt you have the same vegetation and soil up there (and as for us we don't have anything like your coasts up north)

>The coast at the top reminds of this place near Weymouth

Got any pictures ? I'm genuinely curious, the one in the pic is from the Rivieria, like this And I said it was different because I doubt the water is as warm for instance

And the canyon yeah it's the Verdon Gorges, I don't doubt you have impressive ones in Scotland but again it's so different in climate, flora and other things

Basically what I mean isn't that we have more diverse stuff than England, you too have a lot of things that can't be found in France, but that these places in particular looking like this couldn't really be in the UK, too many differences

Osti de tabarnak de calice! AMERIPIGS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=9sniMbSEzsg

They left some people in Southern Illinois

First of all just know that we don't say that in France, it's a Québécois thing

>First of all just know that we don't say that in France

lmao.

It's the truth

ii think the retarded numbers is like only in belgium
or is it the other way around

please tell me, I really do want to know.

ok but do you know what it means?

Lies. It's hip with the youth now. You're welcome.

SEPTANTE
NONANTE

It doesn't really mean something (well it comes from tabernacle, somethign found in churches) it's a swear word with several uses

When was the last time you visited France then, 1700 ?

Yeah for us there retarded ones are in belgium and Switzerland
But foreigners prefer their numbers, they are slightly more logical but sound silly for us

could you imagine how great it would be if Chicago spoke French and that wall of language buttressed the invasion of hick midwesterners into Logan Square?

>Visiting France

Tabarnak!

thank you frenchbro, I should've known you'd be more help than those canadian wannabe french fags.

French amis. I just gotta say, I like you're country, it's lovely. I think your language sounds super nice and I think we all realise the problem we have with demographics at the moment. I just gotta say, there's at least one white British guy who thinks you're all alright. :^)