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Lads on tour edition

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Oh I banter. I banter hard.

>Arsenal offer Leicester City £40 million for Vardy

Proud to postal vote today for peace, fraternity & possibilities, and against retreat into isolation, decline & narrow-minded nationalism lads.

Why do duty-free shops exist? Like what's the motivation to let travelers buy goods and not pay the tax?

375µg

His release clause is £20M

what am i looking at here, sexy? x

just got back from hols lads so bought back some chocco with me from the airport for the coworkers

decided to take a few pieces to the qt at work I fancy

I sit down in an empty chair next to her and give her the chocolate, then ask her about her holiday which she had recently then she asked me about mine, we talked for a good five minutes

she seemed pretty restless, though she'd keep fidgeting with things around her like her headphones, bits of paper etc, does this mean she's nervous around me?

then afterwards she messaged me saying "thanks for the chocolate :)"

lads

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he's bringing it home lad

kiara mia 2bh

the gf

probably the most infantile question I've ever seen on this imageboard

When did it happen to you, were you ever with it?

voting leave to cancel out this vote

you lot want to see me willy?

had a very good time at this dose with ket

cute!

>He posted it again

Baffling.

Yea alright

Please can you not judge me and just answer.

internet is slow

>ket
smashed a gram of ket with my mate last night whilst still pinging and got quite fucked

all me

>probably the most infantile question I've ever seen on this imageboard

Lol. Babbys first trip

what ISP do you use lad

Really makes you think

About how much better Europe is these days

virgin media
very appropriate haha jokes

I unironically prefer diversity.

Just not too much of it.

b___k_d

you can charge 10% less on a product, and take an extra 10% home as profit that would of otherwise gone to the taxman

>ask mom to pick up some k-cups while she's out
>asks why i couldnt pick up some k-cups at work
>say because there's only a few starbucks k-cups
>"eww starbucks coffee sucks"
>this is coming from a woman who has bought mcdonalds k-cups
why are normies so susceptible to fall for the meme? everyone knows mcdonalds coffee sucks, people want to take a big fat shit on starbucks coffee every chance they get because doing so is a meme.

We should have given lend lease to the Germans and not some sorgy drunkards fuck rainbow plans should have gone with war plan red.

what the fuck are k-cups

>why are normies so susceptible to fall for the meme?

you're the one who has a keurig though

>tfw mum won't upgrade to fibre
Fuck's sake woman

>no more genocidal, maniac Germans trying to bomb everyone into submission
Agreed tbqh

cups for a keurig

Yes but why?

Why is there a specific exception to everybody else who has to pay the tax?

Memes?

>keurig
a what

I'm uncomfortable around that many people regardless of what color they are 2bh

Need to get back to the mountains soon, don't like people much

the fucks a keurig?

Single serving coffees that you put in the microwave to brew

those meme coffee machines that you use those pods for

Coffee maker

>not wanting to brew individual mugs in a matter of a minute

gf keeps falling asleep

think something's wrong with her

I CAN HERE SOMETHING SPEAKING FRENCH OUTSIDE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes i remember you were posting haha

a gram is a big dose

take me with you
promise i won't bother you

>ask mom to pick up some k-cups
>asking your mum to get breast enlargement
Top banter lad.

airports are international zones

>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (put it in)
>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it (work)
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (GO HARD)
>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it
>Don't come around if you gone let me down
>You gotta get it all the way in
>I wanna see you work

What did she mean by this?

Currently downloading hoi4 me mateys

Memes here I come

yeah it was over an hour and a bit i think

was sitting in the back of a taxi back and was absolutely fucked, driver must have though i was mental

then i came back, was lying in my bed and thought i was back in the club

I hear that pig latin every day

Should I do a quick cum before I nap?

I'm not 100% sure what you mean, but usually, airside is considered international land or something like that

FRENCH'D

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>mfw the european race war begins

Fancy coffee maker

k-cups are just single serving coffee packs that come in about a million flavors.

You can live in the shed out back like the Bosnian guy I work with senpai

Won't even put a dumpster next to your camper, think that was a bit cruel of the owner to do.

i want you take your broom
and sweep the yard

>See pakis driving around new BMWs fully tricked out, custom spoiler, bodykit, wheels, "m sport" badges
>Look at exhaust
>1.5" diameter

Nice 4 cylinder diesel m8

No matter how much people talk about these memey machines and no matter how much nice coffee I taste I simply cannot bring myself to drink anything other than instant. It's just too convenient.

Why are caramel Digestives the best?

need a shemale gf lads

Fucking hell lads that was one of the most uncomfortable wanks I've had in a while

My room gets no air flow so it's like 35C and 110% humidity so as soon as I started exerting myself, I immedietedly started sweating like madman

Anyone noticed pakis often have nice cars but shit houses/flats

where do they get the money for those cars?

haha yeah I definitely understood this post hahahaha classic banter

warm out

Coffee is vile stuff to be honest with you

>seeing a paki in a car
cause for concern 2bh
*BANG*

>mfw when i saw some tired looking ginger woman with 5 paki kids tired to her

this

it also calcifies your pineal gland

...

>tfw mummy got an espresso machine with tesco vouchers

Tastes delicious

>4 cylinder diesel 3 series
>nice car

You didn't fall for the open windows and open curtains meme did you?

>not having air condition

british architecture

You had a gram of ket in an hour?

Talking so much shit. You can't move after 350mg because of k holing and 1 gram doses is what doctors use in surgery because it makes you paralysed for some time

Talking so much shit

Basically for those who don't know yet.

>Crow has been stuck in my yard since morning, more than likely a damaged wing
>Parents are definitely circling above as it keeps calling out to them
>Tried to coax it out of my yard when I opened the gate, one of the parents I swear went to take a dive at me before letting out a vicious scream

Oh, and his name is Brandon Lee

>mfw having a smoke at the train station and the nigger beside me starts coughing

>being happy the pakis are breeding while the whites wank in a sock

>knowing about cars
fuck off chav

what's the best website to see hot girls in tights? i think all the tights lads here are making me develop a fetish desu

>yard

fuck off yank

no
gram split with my mate
so roughly half

i was coming in and out of kholes a fair but, dunno how i made it home

I have my windows open as far as they get

no one cares about this utterly awful gimmick

i don't remember much of my last k experience

i remember being in the k world and worrying that when i would leave the k world i'd wake up to find myself being arrested but i was totally cool with that at the time

5 years ago we never needed it because it never went over 20 degrees

The influx of pakis and africans is increasing the average and max temperature, as the country acclimatises to them

They spend money like most other minorities.

Blacks and spics here will often drive $30,000 cars and have an extensive shoe collection but live off of food stamps in the projects or a trailer park

Strongly dislike people who do this desu. Just go outside you lazy cunt.

by contributing to society with their hard work of course :^)

500mg in an hour


still lying

I was talking in general you absolute mongoloid