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Any tips for surviving my vacation to Spain in a few days?

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Befriend a local cartel gang, they will protect you from being kidnapped.

thanks amigo

don't let the gypsys steal your wallet

danke freund

Wich part?
Beware of the moors sandniggers

be careful with the women

I'm going to Madrid and Palma Mallorca

in what way?

Besides that is hot as hell nothing really
Dont ask for a Paella in a normal restaurant cuz it will be a frozen crap.
For Palma de Mallorca learn some German, might be usefull

muchas gracias tío

Any of you sweet Spanish boys going to sonar next week? I'm going

me

sigo tratando de aprender el argot y las expresiones idiomaticas de españa, ¿pudes ayudarme para este viaje?

sonar and playa de san juan too ( botellon)

>madrid
nice fiesta and girls..but in summer most of people go to beach and coast....is not the best time to enjoy madrid...a lot of hot too...40º easily.

>palma de mallorca.
full of germans. nice place, very nice beaches and good fiesta.very expensive, at least for the spaniard standars.

>security
no problem with this here,. we are a very safiest country, desu. Be carefull with the romanian gipsies in madrid....except this, no prblem.

enjoy

puedes*

Noice, come and see DJ EZ and enjoy some fine english garage with three english autists

muchas gracias puto amo

argie here ( 1 month in barcelona)
spanish government said that 70 millions are coming this summer to Spain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>Palma Mallorca
That's not Spain. It's the 17th federal state of Germany.

What does AAAAAAJ mean? Is it meant to be laughter, despair or just an exclamation?

I highly recommend visiting upper Volga. These days weather is just le manifique.

fuck off

asajkajkjksjkk

Like what?

>What does AAAAAAJ mean?
is an argie thing , ^^

stay in madrid and dont leave your hotel room

Buy some gun in the black market to protect yourself.

You don't say tío to strangers.

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I bet you have an italian passport.

of course galle, 0% moor heritage ^^

Don't wear the typical american outfit or you will be a target for radical muslims

Why don't you go to Italy? It's a better country and you can forget spanish.

it's my summertime gallego , don't blame me lad , i want to fuck spanish girls

Barcelona is great, the woman are whores and the food is good. Just use a condom.

>muchas gracias puto amo
Dont call anybody that, he´ll think you are retarded. Just say gracias or muchas gracias

AAAJJJAJAJA and similars = argentinian )))))))

> i want to fuck spanish girls
Enjoy, m8. That's what they're for.
But they are ugly fat dykes compared to argie grills

i know galle , italian heritage > moorish heritage
you should look your colonies , they are awful but here with italians is now your best colony

argie girls pic related

do spanish girls have nice butts?

Only the fat ones have butts.

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none.
he's probably just a crybabby who doesn't know shit about human interaction

we do tho
kinda

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Buy fake ray bans from niggers, take cheap massage from thaigirl and buy some import beer(spanish beer is american tier)

This actually
But we have like one or two decent beer brands, Estrella Galicia and Alhambra

Make sure you mention the Spanish Civil War as often as possible

this, also if you're on madrid mention how barcelona is so much better and vice versa, if you go to catalonia ask them why they insist on speaking spanish with a funny accent, also ask everywhere where are the flamenco salons

Quit shitting in your own country, stupid.

What is he want to shit on his own country?
I can do that too

Spain fucking sucks, and you know that

You are confusing Spain with France, Ricardo.

Except it totally does not suck, you dullard. Pray tell, why else besides our GOD AWFUL government does it suck? And no, Spain nor Madrid are not synonymous of PP.

-Travel in groups with minimum of three, if there's a female in the group keep her in the center
-Only drink bottled water. Spanish tap water will leave you with diarrhea for a week.
-Only go to tourist designated areas, any place else is a no-go zone for Whites

I just tried alhambra yesterday, it was pretty awesome, and estrella is the local beer so...

My nigga.

ebin

We're not Belgium m8

Go away troll.

For don'tknow-people, all of that is false. And I'll make a very important correction to the third "advice"
>Only go to tourist designated areas, any place else is a no-go zone for Whites

It's rather the opposite. With the exception of immigrant/gyppo-infested poor neighborhoods, tourist areas are probably the worse.

I was on my own in barcelona drinking tap water and nothing happened

you are just a pussy.