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Any tips for surviving my vacation to Spain in a few days?

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Befriend a local cartel gang, they will protect you from being kidnapped.

thanks amigo

don't let the gypsys steal your wallet

danke freund

Wich part?
Beware of the moors sandniggers

be careful with the women

I'm going to Madrid and Palma Mallorca

in what way?

Besides that is hot as hell nothing really
Dont ask for a Paella in a normal restaurant cuz it will be a frozen crap.
For Palma de Mallorca learn some German, might be usefull