I fixed the Middle East

I fixed the Middle East

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>shaved off the entire upper galilee
for what reason

Should have swept the Jews too

Because fuck the kikes

go chock on a burger you fat fuck

Absolutely disgusting
Remove t*rk

>Sinai is still not an independent Coptic state

trash

No
Why do you have to be so rude

Does turkey have a military power to make it real?

T*rk diaspora detected.

why do you have to be so stupid and fat

Not a nice way to talk to the country that holds your economy with foreign aid

No because US would get in the way.

I'm only one of those things

>Iraq
An utter joke of a country, 800 ISIS fighters were able to take a city of 2.5 million which had 30k Iraqi troops in it.
>Syria
Same but they have Russian support
>Armenia
Same but they have even more Russian support.
>Lebanon/Jordan/Kuwait/etc.
memes
>Saudi Arabia
Meh-tier but they have American support

I fixed it better

haha keep believing that shit retard
we would be fine yank sucker

More the opposite, America without kikes would completely collapse within a few days

this but without tel aviv and their trans human dragon kin parades

Noice.

no but your mum does

>800 ISIS fighters were able to take a city of 2.5 million which had 30k Iraqi troops in it.
confirmed that ISIS is the greatest organization.

And recently the Ircucki army wasn't able to take Fallujah even though the Ircuckis outnumbered ISIS by a factor of 10+

Back in the simpler days, Iraq would have simply been split up among Turkey and Iran.

Nice trips but you possibly could not be referring to youtube conspiracy videos that say jews control the US?

>"we would be fine"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw Isreal is now a tropical paradise.
Feels good man

Keep telling yourself that

No conspiracy, Jews have a massive amount of power in the US.

Once US stops supporting Israel (if ever), they'll crash that country with no survivors.

>This guy

Burgers literally pay to give Israel weapons

t. mehmet

>Saudi Arabia still exists
Even bigger Turkey is not this bad

Did you intentionally give South Sudan back to Sudan?

>more sand niggers
please no

What are you talking about, the Fallujah op is still ongoing, they're getting as many civilians our as possible. Stop following ISIS fan accounts.

but user, you are the sand niggers

Look at how long it has taken them to capture a city with a few hundred fighters and how absolutely shit they have been. Still haven't been able to capture it lmao

Are you frustrated because they're in the process of cleaning the last major Isis city before Mosul?

>>Saudi Arabia
>Meh-tier
They have a powerful military but its mostly for show and internal control

that's why I said meh-tier

turkey could clean them up in days
nonsense, you must be an iraqi and thus you need to go back

im just laughing at iraqi incompetence, it's taken them years to beat a mere hundreds of fighters

still havent done it lmao

A mere hundred fighters
Literally tens of thousands

They have a powerful military on paper. They've got plenty of cool shiny new equipment they're too retarded to operate properly. Also shit morale.

They got rekt by Houthis ffs.

Give Houthis some credit

you can't simply beat mountain rebels

look at the ussr in a-stan and the italian army paying the taliban not to attack them kek

not all jews are zionists retard, also the vast majority of American jews are more loyal to the US than to Israel

based america

>also the vast majority of American jews are more loyal to the US than to Israel

topkek!!!!

>kingdom
>empire
>kingdom
>empire
this is possibly the cringiest map you could produce if you tried

Needs an alewite island, the isle Jabaar al druze, the Alawite Atoll and the mandean cliffs.
Also the Great island of Jesidistan.

No Afghanistan removed?

Killing Persia alone triggers me.
Giving them the nuclear monopoly instead of the saudis would stabilise the region greatly even though Israel pretends they wanna holocaust them even though the shiites arent that batshit insane to ever provoce such an atomar exchange programm.

Saudi doesn't have a nuclear monopoly. It doesn't even have nukes, it just has Pakistan.

Who do you think funded those nukes you dumb belgian

Not him, but it's true. The vast majority of jews here are proud American citizens.

He can't.

The US literally got Israel to stop attacking the Egyptian army in the 70s with a phone call

We did when we allowed them to steal nuke secrets from Belgium

From the Netherlands right?

I've heard they stole them from my uni (TU Delft)

leave my country

كسمك يا او بي

Both actually. We paid them to be quiet and to let the spy go each time he was caught

>tfw the only non jewish """candidate""" is Ben Carson

feels good to see goyim rage

>trans human dragon kin parades
fucking kek it's too accurate

also can we vaporize Tzfat too it's full of those fucking penuin orthodox shits

But user the 'OY VEY PAY ME TO READ THE TORAH' fags have already spread.

How about remove isreal and make all of that European/American colonies instead of letting stupid fucking jews and other subhuman trash own any of that?

>literally beat a teenage girl to death a few years ago because she wore a short sleeve shirt in their neighborhood
>throw rocks at cars when people drive past them on the sabbath
>sacrifice animals for no good reason
>killed an 18 month-old arab child a couple months ago and were let free
>hate all non-orthodox, yet still expect everyone else to support and protect them

fucking arab-tier shits

BUT DA JOOS DEMOCRATIC SOMETHING SOMETHING DA FREEDOM SOMETHING FUCK MUZZIES

JEWS ARE LITERALLY DEFENDING >YOUR< FREEDOM BY KILLING INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CHILDREN AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT THEM.

t. mehmet

: ^ ) deus vult

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And you seriously believe that all jews have agenda?

t. Mehmet Piçoglu

crusaders got BTFO super hard by turks tho

>Bulgaria is not turkish

Into the trash

Actually crusaders got BTFO so hard by the Ottomans that they never declared a crusade again after 1444

>Armenia part of Roachistan
>Artsakh and Northern Iran part of Az*rbaijan

Fucking kill yourself you inbred insectoid.

>this is what the persian diaspora unironically believe

At least he's not a cockroach lmao

t. EU4 player

There were a few (minor) crusades after EU4

I'd rather be a cockroach than be part of a dying, cucked race lmao

israel should get murrica to knock off saudi arabia, israel gets saudi arabia

next get yemen to fuck off as its pretty much a non-country and give it to oman as oman is like the only good place in the middle east

middle east fixed

Stay butthurt alamançi

You missed israel, otherwise we're cool

>good goyim

>"saudi" arabia still exists

Got to have somewhere to put the crazies

Ban all Dutch and German Turks desu