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northern ireland best ireland edition

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sara

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Fuck anime and cara

cara

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bought some meme sauce and put it on my chicken
dying here right now, hyperventilating and chugging milk as I type

>tfw in a job where I utilise what I learned in uni every day

haha really got my money's worth, unlike you cunts

If your tinder profile doesn't start with your height you will literally be swiped left by 90% of girls just on that basis.

made a pear, orange and banana smoothy
VERY refreshing and an easy way to get 3 of my 5 a day

Sweaty, sticky balls.

Pale girls always have the nicest fannies. I bet hers is mint. Would deffo eat her out.

maisie

youtu.be/sN5R9_omG1Y Unironically listening to this lads, boss tune

I started a job like that. After a few months you'll still hate it desu.

>Boss is a top lad and brings in doughnuts for us constantly and does pub lunches if it's sunny and buys us all a round
>Get a free iphone/ipad/macbook all paid for by the company to use
>Loads of trips to places like London all paid for
>Loads of free shit like clothes
>If I stay for longer than two years get a company car for £100 a month inc insurance

Still want to quit and just travel desu

>coworker says I always wear nice jackets and asks if she can touch it
ah yes, she has become my plaything, I will do with her as I please

WILL NOT buy a Mini product knowing that they employ telemarketers in a fucking dealership

just put my height on my tinder followed by "no fat chicks"

feel like a manlet but at least i insulted fat women as well

>I knew I'd made it when I got a .gov.uk email address

I got a .gov.uk email address for doing work experience at the job centre lol

There seems to be a lot of misunderstanding about June 23rd, and people want to know the facts. Here are some:
You are not voting to leave the EEA or WTO, meaning all of the UK's trade and benefit agreements will remain unchanged should we leave, until such a time that the UK decides to renegotiate them for any reason.
You are not voting to leave NATO, meaning our security agreements remain unchanged. Should we receive an act of hostility from a non-NATO member, then NATO countries are obliged to come to our assistance. This does not change.
You are not voting to leave the UN, G8 or G20, meaning Britain will have the same voice on the world stage as it does today.
You are not voting to leave Europe!! The UK will still, geographically, be part of Europe. Non political organisations aligned to Europe will still extend membership to the UK (I.e. sports governing bodies, and so on).
You are not voting to stop recognising Interpol, Europol and neither are you voting for SIS / MI6 to stop dealing with other intelligence services in the fight against terrorism and global, organised crime.
You are not voting against being able to travel to Europe, contrary to the belief of some fools recently on TV. The UK has always maintained stricter border and passport controls than many EU members. This will not change. You will still use a passport to go on holiday and you will still be allowed entry to countries in Europe. You may even get chance to skip queues by using the non--EU queues at the airport (the only point so far that is my opinion, and not necessarily a fact).
The UK economy will benefit to the tune of £billions in the first year after we leave.
Medical and science research will not simply stop. The UK pays into the EU to then get money back in the form of funding. The UK will now be in control of this money and can choose to fund whatever UK based medical, science, art or other research it chooses.

Really want a job like this. I have a degree in a respected field (join sport psychology + media) but haven't been able to find one.

>pale girl with black hair

The best.

>pale girl with red/blonde hair

Look ill.

What you study? graphic design? Kek

Farming will not lose money because of EU funding being cut. The UK negotiated a rebate of some monies that the UK pays to the EU, in order to subsidise UK farmers. Instead of asking for our money back, we can give it straight to farmers. No change there.
You are not voting against human rights. The EU Convention on, and European Court of Human Rights are not part of the EU. Until parliament passes a new bill of rights for the UK, these will still apply, as will precedents already passed down to UK courts from Brussels.
You are not voting to kick anyone out of the UK or block access to anyone. Neither are you voting to stop recruiting valuable European workers into things like the NHS. Like my other point about passports for travel, the UK is already outside of the Schengen zone and so migrant workers must enter the UK with a valid passport before and after June 23rd. That will not change. British borders maintain full control of who comes and goes. Should someone have the skills to apply to work in the NHS, then they will still be permitted travel and given an opportunity to apply for a job. Worst case, points based assessment, like the US, Canada and Australia use, will come into effect. The UK is likely to negotiate freedom of labour movement though, in exchange for freedom of goods movement.

i'm leaving

don't bother replying, i won't read it

what if I'm 5'6

>sport psychology + media

your mum

>They'd be working for you they said, everything will be better once you've left Secondary they said
>Tfw dickhead chavs are slowly climbing up the social ladder while you're going nowhere

NO, your FUCKING MUM!!!!!!!!!

Talk to girls all the time
none are really my friends though. Never found much in common with them, they often get tired of my lack of interest, or conviction or whatever, or I offend them, by trying to be slick.
They see right through me

How do I go about shagging a 16-18 year old? I'm 24 and good looking but I literally don't know any girls that young. At least not to talk to and it's not like you're gonna be meeting them in clubs or any social circles

Can I just shag one of your sisters?

You are not voting to move jobs nor production out of the UK! The EU actually helped fund the move of Ford Transit production from the UK to Turkey... Yes, the EU helped give UK jobs to people in Turkey by giving Ford a loan of £80m with very generous terms!
What you are voting for is UK sovereignty. You are voting to stay in or leave a political union of leaders and representatives that you British people did not elect. You are voting against a commission of unelected, elite men that nobody at all voted for and yet they make decisions on our behalf. You are simply voting to bring sovereignty back to Westminster, and that is all. If you worry about that because you don't like the Conservative government, look at the reality. Their majority in parliament is very slim. They have been blocked on big decisions already. You are therefore not giving sovereignty to David Cameron, but to the UK House of elected representatives. Do not be fooled by the fear campaigns that are simply run by the wealthy, who need EU money to thrive! Think about the future, and your family's future."

just say goth

my mum is an actual judo black belt, she will whip you boy

>Tfw no literary friends in real life
Why is it hard finding people who read good books?

>the squad were all bantering then the subject somehow moved on to computers
>one of them says only saddos and grandads have desktop pcs these days
>everyone agrees
>then suddenly they all look at me like "oh yeah, user's one of those saddos"
>they swiftly change the conversation

pale blondes are the best you rotter

ooh luvly
we was discussing diets at work today so i made me a smoothie meself earlier
10 strawbs, 10 seedless grapes, couple dollops of yogurt, single raw egg and a big old heap of milkies
laavly

very good
found a remain leaflet at the door when i got home and chucked it in the corner of my room so mummy n daddy arent poisoned by lies

really hope maisie is ok

I NEED sauce on this semen demon

there is literally no point you being on tinder
sucks but it's just the way it is

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this girl is not that hot

if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10

don't be fooled so easily

me 48 hours into HRT

Not pale, she just painted her face like a retard.

Stoya comes to mind.

fuck off mate. you want a fight??

r u a girl bb?

I fucked a girl off it though?

those big asian titties though

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Now to get me some Caveman hookers

Because you assume the good books are the ones you read. Accept that you will almost never meet people who do and you won't like them anyway, we never like those like ourselves. I read books, lots of them. I have about 20 metres of them and literally almost never talk about them to anybody.

pale blondes are extremely good but tanned ones are far better

glad this gimmick is surviving

>Northern Ireland
Thank god it isn't a part of the republic.

befriend some damaged undertale fans on tumblr, meet up with them in a starbucks, enjoy your terrible sex

More needs to be said about the Hibernian agenda

good lass

>pale
>not liking beautiful negresses

really? post her picture

am i normie if i make myself a tinder account? Just got off a 4 year long relationship and dont know what to do with my life

>The EU actually helped fund the move of Ford Transit production from the UK to Turkey... Yes, the EU helped give UK jobs to people in Turkey by giving Ford a loan of £80m with very generous terms!
is this fucking true

set fire to brussels

richmond.craigslist.org/etc/5618098865.html

Gonna report these cunts to the BBB, this is clearly not an equal opportunity employer

alri gorgeous

>that one slightly autistic but at the same time endearing girl who was into you once

why aren't you with her /brit/?

if you lads vote out the krone might break out of its band which would be VERY nice

i say vote out

is the raw egg just for protein, or does it add any flavour to the smoothie?

i don't see it someone help

*notes down that bucks has blonde hair and brown skin*

Need to make a phone call very soon lads.

I hate making phone calls.

>It's an Irish getting roasted edition

the gf made a vid lads
youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
she keeps calling me a turkish muslim haha. he must be one of her firends

This girl never existed

nah that's dog
she wasn't anything special though, don't get me wrong

sh-she's busted anyway ;_;

looking for kev in this photo ngl

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dailyecho.co.uk/news/10020273.Ford_s___80m_EU_loan_to_boost_Turkey_factory___and_close_ours/

lads should I put my height in my tinder bio if I'm 6'5"? will it scare the bishes away?

was going to message her on normiebook but she hadnt made a post since 2013

Would be much funnier if the mouse was a potato and one of the books was Wolfe Tone

Who /confident but no game whatsoever/ here

babestation?

ah yes, what a joy it was trying to get to sleep in the heat last night

can't wait to do it all again tonight

Had a bf

so youre a literal autist

I saw the most unfortunate looking lad ever today.

>about 5'6
>incredibly narrow shoulders
>balding
>bad acne and scars
>cock eyed
>Quasimodo posture
>looked like a bomb had gone off in his mouth
>really high voice

Poor lad.

I know the sex is gonna be shit but I just want to do it so I can throw them around everywhere, and at that age it's like they're still quite pure. (STILL LEGAL)

I tend to attract teens. Whenever I walk past some schoolgirls they always stare and do they're stupid giggling and whistling.

I wonder how it would be if I just started talking to them

Don't work for fucking Mini, that's for sure

all rise for our patron saint, dean

*a horizontal man is slowly and dramatically lowered down from the ceiling with a rope tied to his torso as he sways from side to side*

Why did viewing this make me feel deeply uncomfortable

we learned not to waste potatoes after the famine

deano

No, need to phone your mam and tell her I'm having a get together a week on saturday and you're all invited.

bit gay

possibly
I fucking suck
23 years old and literally the only time I've had some action was memeing or lucking myself into it

Just realized how this got me

literally me haha

how i actually don't see it tell me the answer

bruce springsteen downed a pint on stage last night in wembley, the absolute madmen

>So-called """Islamic State""" kills dozens of its own in hunt for spies

dumb pond scum