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The Sun Never Sets edition

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1st for cara

/ira/

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Screw that
/peace between the pales/

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Looking for that image of Jeremy Clarkson wearing two (2) safety hats

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Va chier le raciste.

Who here /underclass/

Do I prefer cancer or aids? Tough one.

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Where do I get a Jewish gf? Preferably liberal and non-practising but I can compromise.

Fuck me lads I really don't know which of these to pick

I'd really rather just have more Poles coming into the country than Pakis or Jews 2bh.

How do I proceed?
Grill from interpals I used to exchange lewds with messaged me again after a few months

They're both pakis

>spent half an hour wringing my clothes out in the bathtub because my washing machine doesn't spin

2 days in my new flat and I'm already being screwed by my landlord

Great

>speaking to a grill
>kek

Should I move to the UK??

>kek
>wew
shit lad what are you doing

Right then, which one of you cunts wants to fucking go?

I taught her those memes along with many others when we last spoke, so it's pretty endearing I think

Where is she from

Can't actually believe what thailad has done

There is a janny amongst us lads

hot out

>thread started by a JF

fucks sake

What's thailad gone and done

Thailad being the massive fiddler is just a meme, right?

Right?

>tfw no Leeds gf

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tune

What's Leeds like?

Which fucking thread are we in you CUNT CUNTSSS FUCKING CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT?!!!!!

No, Thailad is wanted for noncing in the UK, that's why he left

>pouring bleach into your third eye

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thailad has been given 22 life sentences m8 keep up

how do you think people refer to you behind your back, lads?

Fucking Shit hole. Got to Sheffield for somewhere better.

Indonesia, aka the other side of the fucking world
She doesn't want a relationship though which is nice I guess. She just likes me as a friend and we get eachother off on skype. Got her to put a flash light up her ass while simultaneously having a brush in her pussy

She can't believe I dont get attention from girls here and says american girls must have bad taste
:')

what's something good to watch on netflix lads?

they don't even think of me when I'm not there

enjoying a nice joint before watching season 2 of the simpsons, wbu?

Might turn on the computer for the first time in god knows how long, been doing a laptop/TV in bed combo for god knows how long

What's your set up like lads?

fuck off

>pakis

Ew. Conversation discarded.

what a freak

god knows

What's better about Sheffield? Besides Alex Turner the qt

ah yes, found the nonce

Thinking about saving for a new laptop lads.

>You're right it looks really cute. You're looking great as always too senpai

>Almost forgot how nice your body was actually kek. Wew

*posts tights*

Well he's fucked up royally innit

I went outside earlier.
90%humidity and 20celcius.
Mist and Thunder and Lightning.
Haha. Mind how you go lads.

Could never smoke straight weed when I was in canada desu

that joint is well rolled but a little too straight for my tastes i like them a bit coned

I think of you when you're not on /brit/ :[

>do that redditgifts thing
>my santa is some 14 year old kid
>get a T-shirt and some other bits and bobs
>don't send anything back
>they keep fucking sending me emails about shipping my gift
>like 2 a day
>never send anything
>reddit sends me link to the guy page
>posts on his wall about how he didn't get anything ;(

>paki
Wut
Yeah. It's pretty nice
She got a bf but apparently they're in an open relationship now, so she messaged me
:(

I'll ask him this sunday then

Hahaha

love a good misty/foggy day

>Boshty. You live sorta northwards? Bit more expensive than that around where I live.
Scuckland mate, prices are pretty good here

>respond to job ad
>take the time to type out a professional sounding email trying to make myself sound good to this company
>attach my full resume
>proofread it all twice
>send
>realize I accidentally used my old junk email and sent the message with the name "The Pants"
JUST FUCKING KILL ME

>kek
>wew

Dude.... Sort your life out.

They also banned me from future giveaways.

fuck off yank

Unironically think I might be developing a foot fetish.

How does this make you feel?

It's pretty good

>senpai
>kek
>wew

wew senpai kys kek

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>from Ashford, Kent

Literally about ten miles down the road.
THANET REPRESENT

lol

euuugh

>>>/shitperson/

She looks like she has mental issues

Would never happen here though

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>>>/reddit/

That one weird quiet guy who nobody even knows why I get invited to hang out with them.

No girl in the UK gives a fuck about a normal penis, because if they did they couldn't fuck 95% of the population.

She's American. Don't care.

i've struggled with depression most of my adult life haha

>yanks
girls say this, then they see a big fat Mediterranean sausage as opposed to the little microwave hot dogs they're used to

Best kind of grill

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fuck off yank

southern irish are subhumans

thoughts?

I know for a fact that this really popular fit bitch thinks I'm "weird", so that has pretty much set up my reputation thanks to that mong.

80% of my acquaintances probably say I'm boring/strange/sly/never smiles/always frowning

A few lefty chodes think I'm an arsehole

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I should have put the T-shirt in the dryer for a bit to shrink it and send it back hahah

does anyone have any pictures of girls in tights

i'm asking for a friend

If that lad in Ukraine was a Muslim they'd be hiding him in Brussels right now.

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whats up with the swede lads? is he new?

doubt they do desu
though if they did it wouldn't be anything good

Brit wonen seem to love my cut dick haha.

Yes, paki, you read correctly you fucking shithead poo-lover.

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Reckon I should just resign myself to a life of poverty and depression

Don't think I was cut out for adult life

>>yanks
>implying you aren't a yank
lol