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Milli Vanilli edition

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First.

cara

NEED a chill average looking gf

Ireland is our best ally

the lads

What do the UVF have against Ivory Coast?

There's nothing better than opening a new /brit/ and seeing this goddess, thank you dutchman

wish I could play football and catch/throw

haha get fucked cuck

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Since when do you need to throw/catch in footie?

They like to attack their betters, which means they have a big field to go after

one was not contingent on the other

>jf hour

Fucks sake

>mfw im colonial scum
>mfw the English conquered the world
Feels good to be on the winning team, doesn't it cunts?

it's separate

I'm just shit at physical activities and wish I could do both of them

Farts actually smell of egg / raw sewage tonight

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There's nothing better than opening a new /brit/ and seeing this meme, thank you toothpaste

really makes u think huh?

>pipes and drums
How exactly does Scottish military gear represent unity with the Irish? It probably gives triggers their PTSD. Fenians hate Scottish regiments more than any other regiments in the British Army.

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Fatty boomba

Smelling like a yanks unwashed bum, lad?

Imagine the absolute shit tip Australia would be if you were French or Spanish instead

27 years old

I'm skinny as fuck

It's real nigga hours now lads, thank fuck I'm working the night shift tomorrow

watching "revenge of the nerds" on film4 rn lol

anyways, looks like Australia woke up, sigh.

Don't make me think of that.

We were close to being Dutch too

Wish you'd fall asleep and never wake up desu

I think my procrastination is linked to perfectionism. I'm afraid to start things because I subconsciously demand such high standards.

Anybody else know this feel?

potato famine

literally nothing wrong with that, you'd have loads of english tourists and speak english anyway

Reminder that 190kg and Poleashit are identities created by one autistic poster.

Nah you're just lazy bro.

My knickers smell lads. Got a funny stench to it

Do you have a masochistic craving to get insulted and told to kill yourself on a daily basis? You would enjoy /brit/ a lot more if you took your trip off

night shifts sound so comfy, are they?

27 yo

Worked out for Indonesia and whoever the fuck you colonised. And I don't do small beers

Don't forget to vote Brexit, lad.

But in all honesty, are there actually cunts in Britbongistan that think leaving the EU will somehow magically fix the Commonwealth nations relationship to the UK? I mean, youse cunts dogged us from WW II onward, especially Aus/NZ, never ever dog your mates lad tbqhwy

look at this fucking dog

above average
under achieving

>You would enjoy /brit/ a lot more if you took your trip off

nah i wouldnt lol

Good morning, Rajneesh. Had your daily serving of curry yet? Be sure to Poo in the loo this time, oh and get your TV and toilet permit done ASAP, you don't want to get raided on the loo doing a poo lad

nice dog

Yes, In my old job I would just play video games and shitpost on /brit/ all night. I'd be the only one in the building

Whenever it's cold, sometimes the muscles in my feet and rarely calf (which is a lot more painful) completely spazz out, what does it mean lads?

Did you not have a dad growing up or what?

Are you the same lad on Sup Forums?

Got a big name for yourself round there

The seppo is here, lads

feeling tired lads

donkey fucker

never thought about it like this...

i don't think so

i think it's deeper than that

>normalfags have sex literally all the time
>it's not even a big deal to them
>just one of life's simple pleasures, like a nap or a good meal

potato famine

le black science man strikes again

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Rly maeks u think

You thought wrong.

How can informs be real if our elections aren't real?

all colombians have sex with donkeys
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Dunno, to be honest Australia and the commonwealth hasn't really been brought up too much in the debates apart from 'muh Australian points system'
The relationship would surely be an improvement on the current though

ur mum is one of lifes simple pleasures when the lads and i have our way with her each friday night after some cheeky nandos

was in Leicester for the weekend visiting a few mates, needed a shit so I went into the haymarket (big mistake) toilets and in one toilet there was a sandwich, in another there was shit on the floor and in the last one there was poo smeared on the inside part of the top lid.

How the FUCK can you get shit just there? Whilst I was in there all I could hear outside was what can only be described as tribal speak.

The midlands really is a desolate shithole.

do you do security or something?

Reminder that Tyson is literally the smartest nig alive

Please give me 3 (You)s lads

ye i post on Sup Forums la'

mostly on /trans/ and the occational thread though, I do plan on shitting up wimby threads though

it seems legit from googling though

Keep clocking a beautiful nurse when I'm visiting my grandad in hospital. Need to contrive a way to talk to her about something.

Hopefully she has a name tag so that I may locate and bookmark everyone of her social media accounts.

Ordinarily I'd be a wee bit too far along the normie spectrum to entertain these schemes. However, this girl is a touch special. Prepared to say she is qtest British girl I've seen in my puff.

What do lads, if anything?

something keeps making a flash outside
bit spooked

Only very slightly, we've fucked you off big time, you had the chance a long time ago to make things right, but the Commonwealth is ded, once Lizzie goes, politicians will probably try and make the push to become a republic

Just saw a video of a whale at sea world trying to kill itself desu

me practising morse with my military grade torch

Fuck off you southerner twat. Who the fuck goes to the Haymarket to take a shit when MC Donald's and Highcross is walking distance away? Kill yourself and please respect the home of the Champions

I used to yeah, the perfect job for lazy autists

If you died today, what mark can you say you've left on the world?

He's not even the smartest nig called Tyson.

Most of my undies have skid marks if im completely honest

World's best poster on Sup Forums

did some thinking and i have decided to find a loser girl to be my gf

she probably won't have friends either so she won't judge me for not having any

its the perfect plan

drew a big picture of myself on a chalk hill

Timeless memes on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums

McDonald's is even worse and I'd probably have shat myself had I walked to Highcross.

Went to Victoria park afterwards and sat down for a bit, pretty nice aside from the pikey fareground thing going on.

not to be a dickhead, but i don't care.

haha...

One time or another, I made some neet's day on /brit/ a bit better

Do you think females have it easier in life given they tend to be more social and open than men?

the one from me arse on me chair

lol

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lmao

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Very upsetting

That would be Armond White

the one on your mum's arse where i slapped it (when we were having sex)

rude