Tfw your language isn't romance

>tfw your language isn't romance

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Romance languages sound disgusting

Thank god

Happens to me constantly, especially with friends of opposite sex, I try to let it go but its never ideal. I have 3 close friends of 10+ years that I gave my everything for and slowly they left me, just keep talking to new people and you will see the ones that respect you.

the only good romance language is french

what

Look at the time, wagecuck. It's bed time. Better hit the hay. You got another big day ahead of you tomorrow.

I think he totally misunderstood the meaning of OP's post

Feels pretty good desu

>tfw can learn french and italian within months
>tfw can speak functional spanish without even learning it
literally masterrace

just keep talking to new people and you will see the ones that respect you.

I posting from a parking lot because I don't want to be around my family

Feels normal desu

t. terrone

>tfw not european
>tfw not open minded individual with big fucking eyes
>tfw it's hard af to learn relevant language

>tfw you picked up Catalan in days
>tfw you learned spanish over a few months
>tfw you realized you were piecing together an italian archaeology paper and getting most of it

Spanish is definitely a god-tier language to have as a native, as it is very complicated to learn and gives you a very complete groundwork for pronouncing whatever they throw at you in any language.
Nothing feels better than listening an anglo trying to roll his R's or pronounce the L properly, sounding like a complete retard.

t. bög

What paper exactly?

>a Finno-Ugric insulting how any other language sounds

what are you even talking about you maniac

just open your horizons m8, if there are western autists that learn korean you could learn a western language as you have learned with english apparently

Something about a dacian dig, supervisor thought it would be relevant because we were doing a bunch of illyrian potteries and he thought there was dacian stuff in the pile, but it turned out to be completely useless and only one pot was of dacian origin.

Tell me about your grandparents

Yeah, but compared to Portuguese, English isn't really connected to other languages.

Let's say, if I wanted to learn Italian, I have to start all over again, compared to Romance language speakers.

>mfw his language isn't romance
>mfw his language isn't descended from the greatest one of all

youtube.com/watch?v=QBWsnxe1l9w

grandmother is poor on one side with dead husband, other side is wealthy and doing well, very nice people.

why do you ask, my greek friend

How should the L be pronounced if it is different than in English?

>his language is germanic bastard

I got fired today .

>work as a cook at a breakfast restaurant for a year
>pay isn't good but I enjoy it somewhat
>never had a complaint until today
>in fact, I consider myself the best cook in the joint, pride myself in my work
>a woman in her mid-50s claims she found a bug in her omelette
>impossible considering it's a very clean restaurant and I check everything
>she makes the manager bring me out of the kitchen to personally apologize
>she points to her plate, I see it's a big cockroach
>she obviously planted it to get free food
>say it's impossible and walk away
>manager comes behind me and fires me
>she and her table get their whole bill paid
>go to the manager's office and beg her for my job back, she says she can't and the position has already been filled after being open 30 minutes
>my friend I made working there tells me the manager's daughter took my place and is horrible at the job
>call back asking for the job, say I'll even be a dishwasher
>doesn't matter, manager tells me I'm now banned from the restaurant and she never wants to hear from me again

I can't go back to being a neet. I got that job because my dad knew the old manager who retired. I have no references or anything to put on a resume for a new job.

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yes but once you learn it will be much more easier to learn other romance languages, also english got tons of latinized words too. No knowledge is lost m8 :D

If linguistics existed back in 0 AD, would Latin and Proto-Germanic be in the same direct language family the way English is in Germanic and French is in Romance now?

>learn 1 romance language
>get the 3 others for free

Best bargain ever IMO

>italians wave their hands around while they shitpost

>tfw the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black

>> Spanish
>> Complicated

that is a real shame. I am sure you'll be able to find a job as long as you're as good of a cook as you say. at least the restaurant will probably be a lot worse off without you if you can take any kind of solace in that.

i-i though we were friends

What that

Man, i've met many foreigners, from all over.
Not one, not a single one, was able to speak perfectly. They always fucked up some article, conjugation or the gender.
"Yo no ha comido"
"El hamburguesa"
Shit like that. With all those different cases we have it's pretty hard to get it 100% right.

Non romance languages sound like keyboard mashing

if you pay attention to your peers you'll notice nobody ever speaks perfectly in any language.

Amo-vos.
Saudade.

Really? Have you ever heard an actual semi-cultured native speaker making the same mistakes i mentioned?
Yeah, we fuck up too, but not that kind of fuck ups. Maybe with shit like "la agua", but those are just fairly common misconceptions.

>hang around italians or brazilians
>always have, at leats, the context of what they are talking about
feels good

we do, constantly.

then again argentines have mastered the art of marklar speech

I feel ya brazil-bro, i can pretty much understand written Portuguese without even knowing it.

I guess that's a consequence of living surrounded by chilelnos and bolis.

>Really? Have you ever heard an actual semi-cultured native speaker making the same mistakes i mentioned?
It's extremely common if spoken fast, and 99% of the time, professional translators in high level shit, the people who know this stuff, get fucked on their own native language.

>complaining about turras

Merci !

What do you say mongoloid? All sounds like barbarbar to me.

Fucking barbarian.

>be tall aryan
>use romance language
>be born in a country with 30% gypsies
>everyone thinks i'm a gypsy

Feels extremely bad man

>english
>romantic
but that's wrong you retard

9/10. Int needs more level headed people.

English is the objective masterrace of the languages
>inb4 >muh lingua franca frog comes

Well, English is arguably the easiest of the European languages and we've learned the language for a whopping decade yet many of us fail to be fluent at it.

Now you learn another language from the very start which has features like
>grammatical genders
>noun declensions
>verb conjugations
>etc

And it's a romance language

>he says in english, the most relevant of all languages

Thaaät's faaålse perkële

Wat

>he still use logogram
Half of Asia BTFO

feels really good
romance languages are arabic tier

Europe is full of koreaboo these days (god knows why) who love the atrocity called kpop, you will surely find some qt european girl who will open her heart to you

Why does Japanese sound romance at some points?

user 95% of ordinary Korean men look nothing like kpop idols

Your english is ten times better than the majority of my friends who moved to the Uk and work as waiters/dishwasher, and they probably earn two times your wage. Consider moving my friend

>non-slavic "languages"

No problem, just say you're from Korea,they're going to love you, period. It's the exoticism (?) that really counts

>t.przczwsz chlowski

>he can't even pronounce what he has just written

non-slavs are babies

>single consonant is a """word""" in his language

>he can't pronounce a word if it isn't 100% open syllables

>he thinks consonant clusters are cool

We can pronounce them but we don't use them as they're non existent in our speech

you literally cannot pronounce them though

that's why Christmas is fucking 크리스마스

>polish
>pronounced as written
Lmao.

That's true for a bunch of them like spanish, italian, romanian or portuguese, but not all of them.

>that's why Christmas is fucking 크리스마스
Nope. It's because we can't write consonant clusters with our alphabet

>using romance language introduced artificially by pseudo-intellectuals in the 19th century
>the old Slavic words aren't used anymore

Feels even worse

you cannot even pronounce them faggot

most popular pronunciation of "Christmas" among Korean students in the US is "kyrisymasy"

>>using romance language introduced artificially by pseudo-intellectuals in the 19th century
What?

If you know the orthographic rules, can you understand Romanain texts that were written in Cyrillic?

Aй нoy, paйт?

That only shows that Polish is the rightful successor of Latin. E.g. in Polish everyone is a "sir" and respect comes by default with Polish language. Poles on the other hand forgot how to properly teach kids the ideology and culture, thus we are rude most of times despite the language.

co ty tam pierdolisz diasporaku robaku do garów myk

>most popular pronunciation of "Christmas" among Korean students in the US is "kyrisymasy"

That has become a meme long ago.
Imo Poles may be the exception but Slavcucks can't pronounce fucking /w/

French is the epithome of faggotry
I literally feel less manly when I pronounce a french word

>I literally feel less manly when I pronounce a french word
That's because you pronouce it with a spanish accent :D

you mean the glide? Serbo-Croatian, Slovene and Ukrainian have it as well

>Serbo-Croatian, Slovene

What? I've seen a Croat speaking Japanese and she literally spoke "vakarimašita"

maybe he was a retard

But there is no /w/ in Cepбo-Hrvatski

Sure I do. If you know the Cyrillic alphabet, it was the same language, now for instance there has been added a "-ul" ending at the definite article of masculine nouns. Back in the day, it would only be added in "u", similar to thr Slavic languages. For instance prieten - friend and prietenu - the friend. Since the late 19th century, it is "prietenul".

Back in the day, Romania was more Slavic.

ha?

there is, it's an allophone of ʋ

it's not contrastive this I can admit

>I have no references or anything to put on a resume for a new job.
What about your coworkers?

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>/ʋ/ is labiovelar [w] before /u/, as in vuk [wûːk]

So not in any other position. That's not much different from just [u:] like your ó

Indo-European?

>Britain could have ended up with a Celtic influenced Romance language .

Would have been neat.