TFW Australians said my penis is not so bad

>TFW Australians said my penis is not so bad

T-thanks guys... i-I appreciate it...

We are the experts

I liked the second pic :3

I was getting bullied for it earlier when I posted it
Thanks bros

I've always liked australians now I like you more

Thanks :3

And French !
Don't forget the French !!!

Merci beaucoup

Will I ever get laid though? I've started to lose hope

post dick faggot

Nah the hotpocket eaters are out in fullforce now

It just got deleted nearly instantly in last thread

For fucks sake why are so many Australians on Sup Forums poofters?

>Will I ever get laid though? I've started to lose hope
are you a homo? If yes, your chances are improved.

must be the sun

Kek, I'm gonna probably lose my virginity in my travel to another country this summer, so don't feel too bad

I am not gay but I've considered it

Convert or leave, faggot

No idea but I swear its like 90% at at least prison gay

Chemically castrate yourself you abomination of nature.
>prison gay
They fuck blokes up the arse but tell themselves that faggotry is for degenerates?

Are you handsome or charming? Those are far more important factors.

Frankly, dicks have almost nothing to do with losing your virginity, so we can't judge you.

Whoa what's with the offensive language?

Bantz. Ride or die nigga.

>chemically castrate yourself
what would be the point? I'm not going to have children with a girl and I'm pretty sure I may be sterile anyway.

I wouldnt say so

Oh for shit's sake I wasn't serious. If anything I applaud gay people for not having kids since most people make shitty parents anyway.

Post face so we can judge then :3

(you shouldn't though)

No way

I suppose now is not a good time to tell you that I may adopt at some point...

All good really. You might be a shitty parent, but you might also be a good one. Only The Shadow knows.

my penis often gets dry and kind of feels not that good

Any ideas how to fix? I've tried moisturizing it but I've read that's not a good with the moisture desu

I can't do much worse than my own parents did, with their divorce, domestic violence and drugs.

Dip it in pussy juice twice a day.

I may hire an escort to lose my virginity but I'm scared she wont be patient wiyh me

Well obviously I can't really comment much since I don't know you. But from what I've seen and experienced, people that are raised by abusive drug addicts don't often make great parents themselves.

Actually an escort is one of the few women you can be sure will be patient with you. Although take it from someone that's been with five hookers already: Save the money and spend it on yourself in some other way. Generally hookers are not worth your money... Or your time. As low of an opinion as you may have of yourself, I assure you that most hookers are completely beneath you.

As far as substance abuse goes, I barely even drink, let alone smoke or do drugs.

To be honest I think drinking is worse than some drugs. None of my mates that smoke weed or do shit like MDMA or LSD have ever nutted off and hit somebody while on them. I've seen plenty of drunk bastards get that way though.

>prison colony
>wonders why there's so much homo buttlust

wew

A prison colony with lots of women. Get it together.

>10% of Australian Sup Forums posters are breeders
A scary thought lad...

Yeah pretty much. But if they were out in the wild not degenerate losers they would probably be into girls, just they are locked in their house with only other boys so they want to fuck the weak ones

They're not going to reproduce man, that much is at least a given

I think you're getting a bit carried away there. "Breeder" implies they actually breed, which implies more implications and you know how this goes.

We should bully them at every opportunity

When did bully become a faggot sex thing?

>We should bully them at every opportunity
How would that even go?
>"Hah! Look at that guy! He's behaving as nature intended!"
>"What's the matter, straightie? Too normal to not fuck another man up the clacker?"
That premise is like half the people on Sup Forums: You'll never see it work.

I beg to you, please teach me how to use it. I get bullied online by fellow poo in loos for no reason

I have no idea what really causes the gay, but I'd wager that even in the wild they'd still have some kinks about them. Fairly sure there were queer Abbos and Native Americans.

You probably can't be taught enough to keep you going in one thread that will 404 within a couple of hours. Even if you could, I'm not the one to do it. I'm pretty shit at it myself.

I'm only silly when drunk, and I only drink once every month or two.

>tfw had a lot of gay sex in the latter years of highschool
Now that im in uni i find it difficult to connect easily with guys and havent fucked for 3 months, i dont know why

Yeah I know what you mean. I used to drink a lot more when I was younger, but I'm more into other things these days.
Uni seems like it's a place for fucked people though. Have you tried looking elsewhere?

Approaching guys at uni is sorta daunting when it was so easy in highschool, where else would i look for sex though, gaybars are scary and i dont like how shoddy those apps seem

Why are gay bars scary? Electric Six made a song about them and they seem pretty on the ball.

No problem, but just see this screenshot; I just got bullied on Facebook by this Joshua just for giving advice. What can I do in such situations? Particularly in this one

Lol

>Complains about British rule being """inhumane"""
>Can't banter because no glorious British heritage
Fuck you, made your own beds now lie in them

australian false flag thread
everyone knows australian women serve us as canadian cock concubines, we have no time for men

I want to go to a gay bar but don't have anyone to go with

What do?

Stop being a faggot

ask you degenerate

But I am getting bullied not bantered. And I guess not being handle to banter is mainly because of bad English skills and Inferiority complex

fuck off faggots I thought it was memes but you gay aussie poofs really need to fuck off.

its a meme you dip

I wanna see your penis, OP

Next level faggot cancer

lmaoing @ your lives

says the ladyboy

Unironically good post

Hitler was right all along, letting you faggots live was a mistake

I'm not gay but anything's better than fridgeophilia

>60 (you)s
thanks senpai

hitler thought gooks were subhuman and would have wiped your cunt off the face of the earth

>fridgeophilia
whats fridgeophilia?

Top shrek, dumb faggot doesnt know shit. Hitler himself was into Asian mystique and call the Japs honorary Aryan
Gay, degenerate, retarded and plague Sup Forums like a sore that wouldn't go away, the majestic Canadian faggots
Youre welcome fag

Getting turned on by those who have the body shape of a fridge like his reaction face pic

Don't give the cunt advice. Tell him to get fucked.

>But I am getting bullied not bantered
In our culture the two often overlap.

>73 replies
>still not qt bois

Next level ching chong nip nong fong.

what's going on in this thread?

Just wait

The queen wanted her jail colony back, faggot

>They were still subject to Germany's racial laws, however, which—with the exception of the 1935 Nuremberg Laws, which specifically mentioned Jews—generally applied to all "non-Aryans". Hitler's government began enacting the laws after taking power in 1933, and the Japanese government protested several racial incidents involving Japanese or Japanese-Germans that year. Influential Nazi anti-Semite Johann von Leers favored excluding Japanese from the laws due both to the alleged Japanese-Aryan racial link and to improve diplomatic relations with Japan. The Foreign Ministry agreed with von Leers and sought several times between 1934 and 1937 to change the laws, but other government agencies, including the Racial Policy Office, opposed the change.[14]

An October 1933 statement by Foreign Minister Konstantin von Neurath which falsely claimed in response to the Japanese protests that Japanese were exempt, however, was widely publicized and caused many in Germany, Japan, and elsewhere to believe that such an exemption existed. Instead of a broad exemption, an April 1935 decree stated that racial discrimination cases involving non-Aryans that might jeopardize German diplomatic relations—i.e., Japanese—would be dealt with individually. Decisions on such cases often took years, with those affected unable to obtain jobs or interracially marry, primarily because the German government preferred as much as possible to avoid giving exemptions. The German government often exempted more German-Japanese than it preferred in order to avoid a repeat of the 1933 controversies, and in 1934 it prohibited the German press from discussing the race laws when Japanese were involved.
dumb gook

i'm lost. i dont want to read the whole thread. tell me more about it

Faggots and faggot memes

What about OP's penis? I wanna see it

Well she can want all she likes; she's never getting it back.
>All the smart Vietnamese people moved to Australia and the USA. Leaving old Nam a 3rd world shithole

Can someone please post a link to the thread where OP posted his penis

So should I just reply nice bantz in this

That thread is delet and his dick was only up for a few minutes.

No. Pick something risible that you know about him and then exploit it. I'm sure he'll have something you can sink your teeth into. If you don't have that then just hurl abuse at him. It's not the best way, but abuse is better than nothing.

I like dicks :3

Absolute faggotry, your entire hissy fit come back doesnt state in any way if Hitler hated Asian or not, literally just his gov and underlings doing the work. How the fuck you managed to ignore your first point is pretty impressive.

This is what Hitler wrote in his political statement, quote:
Pride in one's own race - and that does not imply contempt for other races - is also a normal and healthy sentiment. I have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilizations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own. They have the right to be proud of their past, just as we have the right to be proud of the civilization to which we belong. Indeed, I believe the more steadfast the Chinese and the Japanese remain in their pride of race, the easier I shall find it to get on with them.

So again, congrats on demonstrating how much of a retarded, cock-loving faggot you and your entire snownigger race is
Catching that dick-loving fever, burgerlard?
No, kys faggot
>""""""""""""""Smart"""""""""""""""" Since when is manicure intellectual labour? Fucking faggots I swear

I like shoving M2 down the throat of faggots :3

>That thread is delet
yes but archives exist, the dick is saved online
also try using 4chanX it auto redirects to the archive for deleted posts
link please

Oops, forgot my pics, teehee xD

I'm going to fill your pussy with my warm jizz

They were smart enough to move away from a sweaty """""""""developing"""""""""" communist shitfest, so they've got that going for them.
I'll tell you what, Dic Phuc: When Vietnamese """""people""""" start coming to the west for drug-fueled sex tours, then you can start hanging shit. But until then, just sell your mother and sisters into prostitution.

>Smart enough to move into white lib cuckold lands
Top shrek, I'll make sure to visit western countries when Jamal and Pajeet raped your pale white asses out of the genepool

Did your mummy sell you to a white man when you were a child? Why are you so assblasted? I just came here to call people faggots but man you need to get a life

Important question
Should i eat dinner, or get pissed, i can only do one

Nice projection family :^)

But no, not really, it's like 5pm and I'm bored of Steam so I decided to go around and mock faggots for fun. Usually target /lgbt/ but today is a pretty special day for me, racial AND faggot bantz, bretty gud

1.Put a gun in your mouth
2.Pull the trigger and remove your faggot stain off the earth