Chaddest normiest country.
Chaddest normiest country
Ethan Scott
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Aaron Thomas
yes i can confirm this
regards, normie
Angel Clark
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
>downright draconian gun laws beyond any reasonable standards (licensing is fine, but cuckfailian laws are just fucking draconian by banning the vast majority of gun types and heavily restricting the rest to the point where you need 12 rectal checks for a single shot .22lr rifle)
>they will then claim these laws are what stopped mass shootings despite New Zealand having far more reasonable and laxer laws aimed primarily at vetting owners rather than actually banning guns
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>toys containing beads are banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>hoverboards banned
kek
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals." - CS Lewis
This quote right fucking there perfectly describes Australia. The worst part is that all these nanny and anti-freedom laws were passed by their conservative party.
Robert Martin
hey mate how are you?
Nathan Hall
Australians are anti-social. They descend from criminals.
John Perry
what did he mean by this? really makes u think
Gabriel Lewis
>be American
>die
Sebastian Cox
So the situation in Australia at least politically is fucked up. The right-wingers are the nanny statists while the left supports more freedom and individual rights. It's fucking bizarro.
I swear 1970s Australia was the coolest, chillest most laid back place. Shame it's so fucking overregulated and a chinkfest now.
Justin Edwards
Can't wait for the day when this pasta is updated with
>Tobacco is banned
Zachary Allen
Makes it feel worse when you're neither a Chad nor a normie
Hudson Nguyen
I'm so glad I'm American.
Wyatt James
it's already like $20 a pack desu
Alexander Sanchez
I know
Kayden Ross
>Let me tell you about your country
Logan Collins
I love how angry you are about a country that couldn't care less.
Stay mad, and wrong.
Tyler Baker
Luke Bell
>let me tell you about your country
Just like you fags do with us. People in glass houses, etc.
Austin Hernandez
>Robert Long, a fruit picker who had expressed a hatred of backpackers and had earlier threatened to burn down the hostel was arrested in bushland less than 20 miles from Childers five days later. During the arrest he slashed a police dog and stabbed one of the officers on the chin. The second officer shot Long in the arm.[5] In March 2002 Long was found guilty of two charges of murder and arson.
those backpackers just couldn't handle the bantz
Jaxson Gomez
>posted from the gunshot ward at the local hospital
Hudson Gray
> en.wikipedia.org
> en.wikipedia.org
Stay true to your beliefs friend :^)
Jaxson Gomez
If I were you, I wouldn't spend the rest of my data cap shitposting on Sup Forums.
Matthew Green
like what? the easter egg meme? Isn't that actually real? over half of the stuff in isn't even real
Ayden Bennett
Also Australians regularly claim that they haven't had a mass shooting since port arthur.
This is wrong. In the US the fbi defines 3 or more shot dead as a mass shooting. Straya has had a couple
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theage.com.au
Also en.wikipedia.org
Thomas Reed
>expecting anything else from a country made of literal criminals
Isaac Thomas
As opposed to the padded room you live in where everything remotely dangerous is banned, heavily restricted or taxed to shit.
Shitposting is the only thing Australians can do because it's the most thrill they will ever have in their chink infested nanny state.
Ryder Morales
that'll be $50,000 for the stitches and $250,000 for the ambulance ride, have a nice day
Tyler Reed
Wtf that the age link takes me to m.theage.com.au
Chase Bailey
Our states and citys are either cucked or hellish true blue hole, there's no in between heer
Charles Rogers
Tha'll be 50 aus dolloroos for the socket covers your parents have to install because you keep sticking forks into them you retarded child.
productsafety.gov.au
>what kind of cunt u want senpai
>just ban my shit up
Gabriel Sanchez
>3 deaths, 2 of which were police officers
>4 deaths, perpetrator and family lived in the country
>South Korea expects internet to spread fragrance
>2 deaths
none of those are mass shootings
Caleb Ward
Google the age wedderburn for the actual article not the south Korea thing
Charles Ross
Let me tell you about your country:
1. It's shit
2. Lmao literally lmaoing ahahahaha
3. *does the whip and the nae nae* ayyyy
Nicholas Hall
>n-no mass murders since we banned guns guiz!!!!!
Fucking memesters
Thomas Reed
>Things that literally no one has said
Ryan Thompson
>3. *does the whip and the nae nae* ayyyy
underrated meme
Noah Rivera
>i-it doesn't count because I say so
>moves the goalposts
Also that link was broken
Mass shooting is three or more shot dead not included perp according to the fbi
Monash would be called a mass shooting in america by the media because it was 2 dead and five injured all shot
>so desperate they have to redefine mass shootings to claim they haven't had any
Lincoln Wilson
Right?
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
American courts set the same common laws for hate speech. The only enshrined free speech laws in the US are for political expression.
>downright draconian gun laws beyond any reasonable standards (licensing is fine, but cuckfailian laws are just fucking draconian by banning the vast majority of gun types and heavily restricting the rest to the point where you need 12 rectal checks for a single shot .22lr rifle)
No one of any value here cares. We like it that way. You're the same kind of guy who whines about Islam being forced on you, but you're happy to force your opinion about gun laws down our throat.
>they will then claim these laws are what stopped mass shootings despite New Zealand having far more reasonable and laxer laws aimed primarily at vetting owners rather than actually banning guns
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
who cares? Get a different hobby faggot, you aren't starved for choice, and if you really want to use an airsoft rifle just go hunting.
>LASER pointers are banned
After people began shining them at planes and partially blinded a pilot. Anything under 1 mW is fine.
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
Meh. Again, a single toy. Find another one you fucking grown adult.
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
No they aren't... in fact usfa.fema.gov
>smokeless tobacco is banned
Because despite cigarettes being ubiquitous in society, smokeless products were never a thing here. With our universal healthcare it made sense to eliminate them with minimal backlash.
>toys containing beads are banned
Untrue.
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
Yes. We don't appreciate braindead mongoloids wasting bed space at hospitals.
Mason Reed
Nigga what?
Your media says it all the time
>DUDE AMERICAN M8S WE BANNED GUNS AND ALL THE MASS KILLINGS STOPPED M8S
As well as retards like Jim Jefferies who said the same thing in that routine you faggots keep linking
You guys are lying cunts.
Ryder Cook
>plain packaging on cigarettes
Yes. Who fucking cares if you're still getting the product you god damn child. In the long run we're projected to see cigarette sales plummet because of this.
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
You're right, the taxes are insane. I'll concede that it's even gone too far for cigarettes.
>many violent games and movies banned
Not since 2013 when our overhauled rating system was implemented. Non-issue.
>video games are expensive as shit
Because US companies were price gouging us. You were the problem. Nowadays they're more reasonably priced because of the AUD strength against the USD - but 2-5 years ago it was fucked because of YOUR companies.
>no self defense allowed
Self defence is permitted with reasonable force as to stop any further attacks upon yourself. Pre-emption is not allowed, but may be seen as a mitigating factor in court (to the point of having no conviction, which has happened a lot).
>hoverboards banned
For 60 days at the beginning of March. The ban has expired you retard.
Luke Rivera
>universal healthcare
o no what a gommunist nightmare land we must live in! muh socialised medicine!
Christopher Price
So the fact that a single "mass shooting" has ocurred in the past 20 years is undeniable proof that the gun laws are ineffective?
Dominic Richardson
>falling for this bait
Joseph Edwards
It's truly terrible. God forbid my country and society have my back during a medical emergency.
Jaxon Ross
nice
Carson Mitchell
I sometimes forget that I'm on Sup Forums and not Sup Forums, because posters on Sup Forums unironically hold these opinions.
Blake Wood
nz taxing the fuck out of cigarettes, price per pack projected to be $60 by 2025
Thomas Brown
We said mass shootings (not murders) stopped. The most widely accepted term for mass shootings is 4 or more dead excluding family and was the FBI number up until recently, so no one was lying.
Grayson Barnes
Chase Evans
you just need to pull yourself up by your IV-straps you goddam commie
Alexander Baker
Mate...
Justin King
Guys, there have been a lot of embarrassing things posted about Australia ITT so far. But this is by far the worst
>Bart vs. Australia
>The episode received mixed reception in Australia, with some Australian fans saying the episode was a mockery of their country. Shortly after it had aired, the Simpsons staff received over 100 letters from Australians who were insulted by the episode.[6] They also received letters from people complaining about the Australian accents used in the episode that "sounded more like South African accents".[5] The Simpsons writer and producer Mike Reiss claimed that this episode is Australia's least favorite, and that "whenever we have the Simpsons visit another country, that country gets furious, including Australia". He claimed that they were "condemned in the Australian Parliament after the episode had aired".[20]
>The Newcastle Herald's James Joyce said he was shocked when he first saw the episode: "Who are the Americans trying to kid here? I agree Australia has its faults, as does any other country. But laughing in our face about it, then mocking our heritage was definitely not called for. It embarrassed and degraded our country as well as making us look like total idiots".[13]
Lincoln Perez
Delete this sir
David Stewart
thats everyones favourite episode tho
Leo Gomez
>It embarrassed and degraded our country as well as making us look like total idiots".
Blake Gomez
>American courts set the same common laws for hate speech. The only enshrined free speech laws in the US are for political expression.
No because hate speech is protected here. Things like the wbc would be banned in your country. Andrew Bolt would have never went to court and been convicted in the US because we have the first amendment.
>After people began shining them at planes and partially blinded a pilot. Anything under 1 mW is fine.
Out of the most retarded bans this is the most retarded. You cannot take down a plane by flashing a laser pointer you idiot. It isn't possible. Somebody should let ISIS and al qaeda know, eh? It was a dumb fucking kneejerk ban over some stupid bullshit some edgy teen did.
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>f-find another toy
Then you bitch about kinder eggs in america.
Lmao at the double standards m8
>No they aren't... in fact
productsafety.gov.au
>seventeen states in america do the same thing
Whoop de doo. It isn't a federal ban while yours in. Feels good not to live in a shit state.
>Because despite cigarettes being ubiquitous in society, smokeless products were never a thing here. With our universal healthcare it made sense to eliminate them with minimal backlash.
Dude you fail to realize how your universal "free" healthcare is just depriving you of your individual freedoms.
Don't give me the shit about smokers being a burden. For one smokers already paid their share through taxes, and they died early and saved money because pensions didn't have to be paid or them being stuck in a nursing home.
>Untrue
productsafety.gov.au
>muh brainless mongoloids
See the post I made earlier.
Countries like the Netherlands and Denmark which also have universal healthcare and with a fucktton of people riding bicycles there dont have these retarded helmet laws and hardly anyone wears one. They are responsible.
Jack Flores
>the Simpsons staff received over 100 letters
Tbqh, that's not really that bad considering how famous the Simpsons was at the time, but personally I loved that episode.
Angel Harris
No more than one. Again see my links.
The point is not whether or not gun control reduced mass shootings, it probably did. It's to refute to the bullshit common lie of claiming there hasn't been a single mass shooting since the ban.
Anthony Mitchell
Butthurt has reached the Andromeda.
Oliver Rogers
But the fbi defines it 3 or more shot dead now not including the perp. So now you've had multiple since the ban.
Zachary James
Strange, always thought everyone here loved that episode
Jason Roberts
>the Simpsons staff received over 100 letters from Australians who were insulted by the episode
Given that thousands of Australians would have watched the episode, that's not that bad.
Juan Morris
Haha, just from the product safety links I know that you're the exact bloke that I've blown out of the water 200+ times on this topic.
Gavin Edwards
Mass shooting refers to an incident involving multiple victims of gun violence.[1] The United States' Congressional Research Service acknowledges that there is not a broadly accepted definition,[2] and uses a definition of a "public mass shooting"[3] if 4 or more people are actually killed, not including the perpetrator, echoing the FBI definition[4][5] of the term "mass murder".
None of those incidents had more than four deaths except the second but it wasn't done publicly. None of them are mass shootings by definition.
Xavier Foster
> No because hate speech is protected here. Things like the wbc would be banned in your country
uscourts.gov
>Out of the most retarded bans this is the most retarded.
You... don't know any pilots, do you? That's fine: en.wikipedia.org
> Then you bitch about kinder eggs in america.
Learn to differentiate a meme from reality mate. Literally no one cares that you banned kinder eggs.
> Whoop de doo. It isn't a federal ban while yours in. Feels good not to live in a shit state.
We don't even have a ban tho. You're crazy.
>Dude you fail to realize how your universal "free" healthcare is just depriving you of your individual freedoms.
I'm not even going to argue with that. No one in Australia is going to choose cigarettes over medicare. If the price of my health is not smoking then I'll give up that "freedom" (because being addicted to something sure is liberating).
> productsafety.gov.au
ohhhh You mean INFLATABLE toys. Yeah whatever.
> Countries like the Netherlands and Denmark which also have universal healthcare and with a fucktton of people riding bicycles there dont have these retarded helmet laws and hardly anyone wears one. They are responsible.
And we have less people on bikes and far more in cars. Those countries have infrastructure for cyclists, we don't. Until we have said infrastructure, then what's wrong with harm minimisation.
Wyatt Price
Easter?
Nathaniel Robinson
Three or more killed is a mass killing.
Three or more killed with a gun is logically a mass shooting.
Stay rekt.
Where is the btfo?
I provided proofs for all the dumb bans you have.
Isaac Perez
>Aussie wagecucks are coming home
Robert Russell
that link doesn't work. Wikipedia says it must be at least 4 deaths excluding the perpetrator to be classified as a mass shooting.
en.wikipedia.org
Oliver Perry
>Where is the btfo?
I assume its you. I've ruined you many times you've posted this copypasta. Always a good laugh.
Lucas Mitchell
Proves my point you idiot. Hate speech is protected here.
en.m.wikipedia.org
en.m.wikipedia.org
>You... don't know any pilots, do you? >That's fine: en.wikipedia.org
But we don't ban them because we aren't retards. You cannot take down a jetliner with a fucking laser pointer. You'd just annoy the pilot.
If you could it would have happened now. Where are all the jihadists flashing high powered lasers at planes? Moron.
>We don't even have a ban tho. You're crazy.
You do.
productsafety.gov.au
Your MUH UNIVERSAAL HEALTHCARE MUDDAFUGGA has reatly eroded many individual freedoms. And notnjust cigarettes. It's made you into a vastly overregulated nanny state where the government seeks to interfere and ban as much shit dangerous to the person as it can. It's a never ending slippery slope.
There are plenty of countries with universal healthcare that are far from being a nanny state. It's just that your government considers you mongoloid children. Pretty sad m8
Jayden Wilson
>link doesn't work
Yes it does. PDF file download. Check page 7.
I wonder what's more credible. A definition from federal agencies or fucking wikipedia.
Adrian Kelly
Oddly enough, it's the right wingers who are selling off our land and censoring our freedom of speech.
Jordan Powell
Nah m8. You got shat on. Keep deluding yourself. Your country is a massive fucking nanny state and it's quite sad what your turned into. No wonder so many aus expats in thailand and philippines coming for the cheap drinks, cigs and drugs. All want to escape how suffocating your country has become.
Jordan Collins
the wikipedia definition is a federal agency definition.
>Mass shooting refers to an incident involving multiple victims of gun violence.[1] The United States' Congressional Research Service acknowledges that there is not a broadly accepted definition,[2] and uses a definition of a "public mass shooting"[3] if 4 or more people are actually killed, not including the perpetrator, echoing the FBI definition[4][5] of the term "mass murder".
Lincoln Sanchez
Scroll down
>The Federal Bureau of Investigationuses the term "mass killings", originally defined as the murder of four or more people with no cooling off period[4][8]but redefined by Congress in 2013 as including murder of three or more people.[9]
Brody Jones
It's 3 or more dead now.
So now under the new definition you've had multiple mass shootings since the ban.
Grats m8
Carson Reyes
>mongloid children
and yet you let yours run around shooting up everyone.
Jayden Morgan
By Australian definition, 3 doesn't constitute a mass shooting.
>Since the new gun laws were introduced in 1996 Australia has only had one mass shooting, which was in 2014 when a farmer shot dead 4 family members then later killing himself.[46][47]
Even thats debated since it involved family members and was in the privacy of their home.
Luis Kelly
You're right but that's not what you were arguing about
Noah Phillips
Haha, nah it's painfully obvious that you remember me embarrassing you in front of your internet friends.
Liam Anderson
Ethan Robinson
>americans in charge of having a front seat in muh HDI car
Lucas Clark
Because you fucked redefine masss shootings when it's convenient so you can claim you haven't had any. You niggers move the goalposts so much on this topic one should think that you faggots should get a job at fifa.
Caleb Brooks
Stay eternall deluded. I provided citations for all my claims and your nanny bans. You're only argument is
>b-but who cares about X item that is banned or taxed to shit
Fucking nanny beyond nanny. The death of the real life crocodile dundee marked the end of the old strayan spirit m8.
Cameron Reed
this thread is fucking shit kill yourselves neck beards
Ethan Jones
literally. everyone who argued here both american and australians needs to be shipped to uganda
... that said, all but two of the american guys who commented here are real fuckn hip drawing childish douchebags
Blake Bennett
>shipped to uganda
Jackson Johnson
>Kinder Surprise is banned
tippest toppest kek
Mason Sanders
australia is shit country, very third world
Ryder Phillips
>he thinks there are actual right wingers in Parliament
I sure do hope Pauline Hanson gets some pull. And the two party bullshit ends.
Christian Phillips
"Australians can handle banter" they said... I've finally figured it out. Australians have only had the reputation of being thick skinned because no one has ever bantered them, because they're so irrelevant they can't be bantered.