/brit/

"Jews are the master race" edition

cara

Drake

Suomi

would easily kill 5000 palestinian children with my bear hands to fuck alison brie desu

>Yanks

Unironically have a thing for Jewish women.

>tfw no jewish gf

watched this dude weed lmao documentary on vice with weed in jewish food and my jewish girlfriend is in it at the end

our nige

hmmm...

ahhh.....

yes...

forgot to put a wash on and I've run out of pants x

Brexit this month.

Trump in November.

Good year 2bh

holy shit hahahahaha

why would you wash your pants? bit subhuman desu

>Brexit this month.
doubt it desu

Amazing edition

Good

>Brexit this month.
Never going to happen
>Trump in November.
You're delusional if you believe this

>Brexit this month.
Not happening.
>Trump in November.
Also not happening.

>Brexit this month.
Not happening.
>Trump in November.
Also not happening.

>You're delusional if you believe this
I used to think the same way, but he's made it this far. Well past the point of being able to laugh and see it all as a big joke, I'm legitimately concerned that he'll get into the Oval Office now.

>Brexit this month.
Not going to happen.
>Trump in November.
Neither will that.

>Brexit this month.
Dream on.
>Trump in November.
You've got to be kidding me.

>Brexit this month.
Not going to happen.
>Trump in November.
Neither will that.

What happened to that American optimism?

>not washing your pants

bruce.. mate...

>Brexit this month.
Not likely.
>Trump in November.
I don't really see this happening.

>Brexit this month.
In your dreams.
>Trump in November.
Hahaha

>Brexit this month.
Really? No
>Trump in November.
Umm hello? Dont think so ...

>Brexit this month.
Lol
>Trump in November,
Tehe

>Brexit this month.
hmmm uhh haha nice try

>Trump in November.

hmm yeah same thing haha nice try!!

ty for the (You)s, i'm erect right now lads

>Brexit this month.
Not a chance in hell

>Trump in November.
Not a snowballs chance in hell

>Brexit this month
wouldn't bank on it
>Trump in November.
when pigs fly

>Brexit this month.
Hmmm wouldn't have thought so.
>Trump in November.
I'm just not having it mate.

>Brexit this month.
When pigs fly.
>Trump in November.
When elephants lay eggs.

bad for the fibres and fabric, lad

best to just freeze them to kill the smell

are you even following this whole judge thing? He's clearly in the wrong, the dude was born in fucking Indiana and everyone, even his own lawyer, says he's in the wrong yet he refuses to retract his statement. I'm convinced he's just trying to sabotage the Republican party at this point

>Brexit this month.
No.
>Trump in November.
HA! No.

>Brexit this month
Um, maybe in Opposite Land!
>Trump in November.
It is inconceivable.

it died on 9/11

>Brexit this month.
what months that? novtober?
>Trump in November.
you must have the weakest, most crust entrenched pineal gland if you can't even foresee the foreseeable

>tfw banned
>tfw gonna wait out my ban for at least 3 days so I can appeal it
>tfw someone resets the router
>tfw no longer banned

oh do me a favour you rotter

had my betty swallocks and my arsehole rubbing on them

>Brexit this month.
This defies logic
>Trump in November.
This defies physics

>Brexit this month.
ghost of a chance

>Trump in November.
slim and none...and slim left town

...

>Brexit this month.
Doing a disagree
>Trump in November.
trump? more like chump

well you jsut a grotty cunt arent you

>Brexit this month.
*scoffs*
>Trump in November.
*guffaws*

need to defile a Jewish bird with my uncut goycoq

>Brexit this month.
Not happening.
>Trump in November.
Also not happening.

>are you even following this whole judge thing?
I kinda stopped paying close attention around March since my studies were demanding more and more. Now that the semester's over I'm not sure if I want to start following everything again. It's so much to keep up with, does nothing but makes me angry/costs me little pieces of what miniscule faith I have left in humanity, and there's nothing I can effectively do against any of it (at least until voting season starts when I can pretend I'm making a difference).

/brit/ on suicide watch

get out of my boat race you weirdo

>Brexit this month.
*does the whip*
>Trump in November.
*and the nae nae*

>Brexit this month.
in your dreams!!

>Trump in November.
in your worst nightmares!!

say hey to the kids for me by the way!! hope u r all well!!

luv

Mike & Doreen xx

>Brexit this month.
wew lad
>Trump in November.
poo lad

Just curious how many aussies ITT

cousin is married to an Israeli. She's pregnant and is set to give birth to a beautiful Jewish baby in a few weeks

>Brexit this month.
lol
>Trump in November.
lol

i am here

>Brexit this month.
*does a look*
>Trump in November.
*takes a punt*

me behind my man quasi

Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson

They were supposed to do major roundabouts but while driving there Poleaboo stalled a couple of times and made a few other fuck up (first lesson in 2 weeks)

So his instructor in a unusually but not overtly frustrated and aggressive tone said "forget it, we'll save major roundabouts for next lesson"

and instead we just did regular driving
Waste of time and waste of money

spoiler alert ye cunt

all me

Anyone else hate being stuck in the house?

When I'm off work I'll find excuses to leave the house if I have no reason to.

Even when I say ''I'm just gonna stay at home and chill out today'' I never do.

all me

Don't forget England winning the Euros for maximum anal discomfort.

Report him.

>Brexit this month.
having a go
>Trump in November.
doing my best

*raises hand*

>Brexit this month.
bradley walsh losing it.jpg
>Trump in November.
overweight sweaty man walks towards the camera.tiff.exe.mp3.C:/Users/Barry/My Pictures/arekev.bmp

do NOT engage him lads

*raises spork*

my favourites

golden prize to for making me laugh the hardest x

dont reply

just report

Australian shitposting has gone too far

Hmmmmmmm

Been up 26 hours lads, might take a nap now

;)

Don't respond to her.

thinking about the "*keeps things ticking over in midfield*" post from the other day

such a belter of a post

gonna rip this bong right quick

When bears hibernate are they in some sort of coma or are they just sleeping like they would on a night? Do they keep waking up and having to go back to sleep?

How do they shit and piss???

How do they know when to stop???

be humble about your (You)s mate

DUDE

just realised i'd been wanking with the door open

WEED

WEED

""""""Her""""""

tommen kills himself jumping out a window
rickon is shot with an arrow by ramsay and dies on jon's arms

:^)

>*muffled noises through mic*

Literally worse than smokers.

You left out the best part.

Race war this decade

Great decade 2bh

Does Mike Ashley post on here do you think?

Another dumb cunt that overuses the word 'literally', often erroneously

L
M
A
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>How do they shit and piss???
>he hasn't seen Dr Dolittle 2

Ta