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are bernie

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cara

crayon pop

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poleashit btfo

real thread

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thank fuck i was about to engage then

Might write some erotic fiction

*finds a post funny*
*see that my internet user bros are using CLASSIC meme reaction images*
this is a very good meme
how 'bout i go and make it

LEGEN-DARY

*screenshots the page, smirking*
*launches up the trusty...MS Paint, yeah you heard me*
*PASTE*
*i crop the image to that post in particular....then expand the picture*
*then, i hunt down those reaction pics my bros reacted with*
*with these pics, i lay down a mosaic of reactions around the post, sometimes patterned, sometimes randomly scattered chaotically. it is for the reader to interpret my decision here*
*upon a good 12 minutes organising this post, i smile*
*a post, funny in nature, with funny images reacting to it to sell the point that is it a post of legendary wit*
*i decide it's not good enough*
*i select the key-phrases and key-words which make the post hilarious*
*copy*
*mother fucking paste*
*ENLARGE*
*there we have it, ZOOMED words*
*the post is complete*
*i smile again*
*i save it*
*i get on my browser, type in boards.Sup Forums.org/v/catalog*
*search for a relevant thread to my interests*
*ahah there it is*
*post my masterpiece, with the relating text; Remember this?*
*THEY DO*
*I get a reply- "kek"*
*i grin. my work is done

Been trying to catch this fly and take it outside, almost caught it but just hit it instead

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=uD_aMZ6moxE

ayy

Hosting my first BBQ this weekend lads
Tad nervous ngl don't wanna give anyone food poisoning

post BBQ setup

the bar isn't very high rn

fucking hate that rancid paki

you know the one

I literally have to go to Stockholm for good fish n chips

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Niggers

that's the capital of Finland right?

Look at my DAB

Please tell me what I've done wrong

I'll change, just tell me how

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*begins reading this*
*gets a bit through it*
*takes off rectangle shaped, thin rimmed glasses and pinches nose*
right okay so it's going to be one of these posts
well then lets go
*bit of ruffling around in my drawer*
where is it ...
*i take out a black case and black cylindrical object*
*out of the black case comes a pair of black rayban sunglasses*
*out of the cylindrical object comes gel that i use to shape my hair into a "cool" style*
*clears throat and talks into the laptop microphone*
hello you NSA bastards i hope you're ready for this
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starting from the top
and a one
and a two
and a one, two, three, four
*begins to scream*
*finds a post funny*
*see that my internet user bros are using CLASSIC meme reaction images*
this is a very good meme
how 'bout i go and make it

LEGEN-DARY

*screenshots the page, smirking*
*launches up the trusty...MS Paint, yeah you heard me*
*PASTE*
*i crop the image to that post in particular....then expand the picture*
*then, i hunt down those reaction pics my bros reacted with*
*with these pics, i lay down a mosaic of reactions around the post, sometimes patterned, sometimes randomly scattered chaotically. it is for the reader to interpret my decision here*
*upon a good 12 minutes organising this post, i smile*
*a post, funny in nature, with funny images reacting to it to sell the point that is it a post of legendary wit*
*i decide it's not good enough*
*i select the key-phrases and key-words which make the post hilarious*
*copy*
*mother fucking paste*
*ENLARGE*
*there we have it, ZOOMED words*
*the post is complete*
*i smile again*
*i save it*
*i get on my browser, type in boards.Sup Forums.org/v/catalog*
*search for a relevant thread to my interests*
*ahah there it is*
*post my masterpiece, with the relating text; Remember this?*
*THEY DO*
*I get a reply- "kek"*
*i grin. my work is done

Fucking cooking rn lads

I'm at work so can't take a picture but it's an 18" Weber kettle grill

DO NOT RESPOND
TO IT

ignore it ALL

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>tfw Poleaboo gets more (you)s on /polska/ than on /brit/

hope you've got enough halal sausages for everyone

ngl i really WANT TO RESPOND LADS

>Current year
>Not living deliciously

The only non-white friends I have are Sikh, so I was worried about the burgers but turns out they can't make it anyway
Gonna do beef kebabs now

Time to clean the old bedroom.

Wish me luck.

DO not reply
do NOT reply
do not REPLY
DO NOT REPLY

remember me?

I'm back.

you guys are incedibily rude

im replying

Imagined you reciting this infront of a mirror like they do in the films

but i want to

Jayson Luber Traffic Guy

huh,, really makes you think

Poleaboo had beef in a halal lasagne while being held at the police station

it was yuck
Much prefer lamb in my lasagne

Don't like Big Mac's either
Prefer my mums lamb kebabs

what makes U think lads??

Fuck sake, why does it always reply to me

#fortune

DO NOT ENGAGE

I REPEAT
DO NOT
ENGAGE

>Polish girl changed her email address again

Guess she figured out I was onto her

Suppose my play here would be to ask for her email address via one of her friends uni email accounts

REPLY TO HER

I
MEAN
IT

FUCKING REPLY TO HER

DO IT

holy shit i'm going to engage

shit like this, holy fuck

thinking of replying to the pakiwog?

let's see if it's up there

youtube.com/watch?v=B7AxkGqDvYs

Doing a beans on toast

No way, euros are coming up. Don't want some slag getting in the way of my footy.

examined a fine specimen today from my bedroom window, she had perky tits from what i could see and a very nice bum. think she saw me though she sped up when i locked eyes with her. #poleabooposting

how did you even get her email address to start with?

do NOT under any circumstances

le fuck's going on here

How do I know the person I'm replying to isn't he who shall not be named? can't trust any of you here now, no more (You)'s from me

D O
I T

Can someone come wake me up in a few hours? I have to be at work at 6.

Why is the debate on telly so late?

>I have to be at work at 6.
doxxed

@60480148
this is him

>make a funpost on another thread
>an aussie joins me
good feel

No swearing before 9:00

But aren't posts like that fun and interesting?

Would you really rather read about waifus and Sup Forums shit?

I have my ways

*goes chasing waterfalls*

did laugh at this

do you have a new blog?

look at this fucking dog

>stalking
>fun and interesting
no

youtube.com/watch?v=VHeWZ7YgPhU

use the right sound clip at least you absolute mong

@60480225
I'm not him I swear

don't

>tfw your parents don't take you seriously when you try to convince them of the truth of atheism and anarcho-capitalism

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*doxxes you back from bed*

help me
tell the paki to fuckoff from polska
and praise wowik

standing here

>tfw stripped of my UK flag privileges for the summer

just end me

brb genociding the white race

anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron

is Australia the most privileged flag on Sup Forums?

t.alberto barbosa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes in a deep breath*
OOOOOOOOOOOOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Don't reply to posts that
>refer to Pakipoo in the third person
>talk about crossdressing
>talk about email scamming
>use capital letters and line breaks (if it's just on the line underneath, you're fine, he leaves full line breaks)
>references /britfeel/
>references polish girls
I know it's tough lads but just try and use common sense. It's better to hold back giving a (You) if you're unsure, your actual brit friends will understand

Just had the most depressing conversation ever with an old lady
She was waxing lyrical about the good ol days
>England is dead
She said on leaving.

eating frozen bread was a mistake

Not really

Just updating pakisissy.tumblr.com with a few pics one a week/fortnight

t. Albert Barberson

Good lad

good post

bumping this for knowledge

racist whore

thank god she'll be dead soon

b-b-but i use linebreaks too!

Hey Paki Paki Paki, come here Paki Paki Paki, good boy!

Yes

Yanks should start using Aussie flag proxies and drive down their market value

PAY DENBTS

PAY DENBTS

PAY DENBTS

PAY DENBTS

PAY DENBTS

PAY DENBTS

Suddenly craving a toblerone, lads.

Some lad this morning said I've lost all touch with reality

*is floating in sensory deprivation tank when a pocket of serotonin/melatonin from a past DMT experience explodes in my pineal glands and induces a flash back of the time i 'engaged'*
- cue youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY -
*patrolling the streets of saigon, 68*
*suddenly get a call on the comms that we've got a situation brewing with hostile civvies on La Mere Avenue*
>Roger, Big Bear. 1st Recon oscar mike. Fire signal?
>Big Bear: Green light. Permission to engage.
*we quickly arrive on the scene. local populace had ambushed a translator and NCO who were hitting the street for intel on local water supplies*
*the translated had been hacked to death and the NCO was being strung up by his neck*
*we let loose the roaring 50 cal on the back of our jeep and begin to unload the fury of our m16 assault rifl-
Jaimie: Joe? we've got a show starting in 5.

thanks m8

She was politly racist, yes
I was charmed by her sincere manner