Be american

[Justin Fisher]

>be american
>die

[Matthew Gomez]

>Be American
>Share a boarder with A FUCKING LEAF

[Kayden Torres]

>be american
>get SPAIN'D

[Christopher Perez]

10/10

[Evan Edwards]

>be american
>poop pant

[Ryder Wilson]

>be american baby boy
>give doctor a tip

[Oliver Stewart]

>be american
>get cardiac arrest

[Oliver Barnes]

>be American
>be relevant on the global scale

[Mason Martin]

Lel

[Anthony Garcia]

well fugg :DDDD

[Jace Russell]

>be a french general
>make America a thing

[Noah Reed]

whodunnit?

[Mason Wright]

>a tip of your penis

[Daniel Torres]

I was 17 stone fat bastard but I've actually got abbs from laughing so hard at your post

[Jayden Gomez]

>based Lafayette

We named about a dozen different cities after him too, and there's a huge statue of him right in front of the White House.

[Jonathan Young]

>he explained the joke
>now I get it

[Jace Collins]

a canadian, italian and an american walk into a bar
AND THE AMERICAN WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED AND FAT

[William Stewart]

don't make me make the thread sven ill do it

[Bentley Price]

lmfao FAT AMERICAN

[Jackson Parker]

lol

[Benjamin Flores]

>try to bantz American
>he actually likes it

[Nathan Walker]

LMAO LOL