It's time to play a game!
>yfw one of these countries declares war on your cunt and tries to invade you.
It's time to play a game!
>yfw one of these countries declares war on your cunt and tries to invade you.
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Unironically think we'd win all of them except a stalemate with the US. No way they'd be able to take Britain.
inb4
>muh nukes
Sorry for godawful tier edit, I'm on mobile in a moving vehicle
>stalemate
You're pretty funny Nigel
Russia would kick your ass though. Israel and France would put a big fight as well. Dont be cocky you are not the same as you once were.
We have an army which is almost the equal of France and Russia's, and a massive advantage in terms of geography.
>Israel
>uk army equal russian army
LMAO
Israel has a pathetic navy compared to the Brits, how would they get there
>We have an army which is almost the equal of France and Russia's
Is this b8?
>massive advantage in terms of geography
>a fucking island
Either you're kidding or you're a deluded paki.
warisboring.com
ahh yes very impressive
shameless bump
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It's already a flag so lol
bumping this but brb
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>scared by brits
Nobody could touch us.
>/thread
A white flag*
We'd kick your asses
Your country doesn't even have an army thanks to weed man.
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>imblying big bro USA wouldn't defend us
Ironic, coming from Mexico.
Mexico literally doesn't have an army because of le weed men across America. Your army literally sided with the cartels because of the prestigious American drug market™.
>‘we have only to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down.’
>James K. Polk
Has Mexico literally ever won a war? Literally lost to Texas.
>>massive advantage in terms of geography
>>a fucking island
How is that not a great advantage? The Russian forces have no way of maintaining their supply lines across the ocean.
Spotted the leaf supporter.
We won againts France once (if that means something)
You guys lost to sand niggers.
>not even .png
Come on, man
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PortuBRO
Pastry war, don't forget this one and pay denbts
I know our military is fucking ridiculous, but I guess we#d have a good chance at least against the non-nuke ones.
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>a stalemate with the US. No way they'd be able to take Britain.
You're joking, right?
i have this meme version are you okay with it ?
The USAF outnumbers the RAF 15 to 1, and the US Navy outnumbers the Royal Navy 20 to 1. We have more men fit for military service than you have people. Not to mention that American military technology is slightly ahead of pretty much everyone else's. The idea of a war between the US and UK ever happening is crazy, but if it did happen and nukes weren't involved, how on earth would you stop us?
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kekked
Says the country literally known for being surrendering cowards.
>this
Because of one war...
You're known for being pussies because during your WHOLE history, you had to build coalitions against other countries (except when you have to fight niggers with spears and they were still too strong for you)
what program did u use?
anyone know a good paint program to edit like this for macbook?
>Implying we would help you
>Because of 1 war??
More than that mate.
(delet, a lobster is a FISH)
FEAR OUR NUKES
WWII and, lad ?
Paint
Inkscape fagface
thank you
Inkscape OS X google
>implying you'd have a choice
We're the power behind the throne controlling you.
I use power point ;o
Here are just the most famous embarrassing battle defeats you've had in war.
>Crecy
>Agincourt (probably more embarrasing as you really ought to have learnt from Crecy)
>Alesia
>1940
>Waterloo
>Retreat from Moscow
There are more.
>imblyign NATO countries would declare war separately
Anyway,
>anyone from the NATO
>ohcrap.jpg
>Israel
>its_1970_all_over_again.jpg
>anyone else
>pic related
Losing a battle =/= being a coward
+ we won HYW
These are specifically battles that were embarrassing mate, as with these:
Rossbach (due the dismail performance of the French high command at the battle)
Bailén (a perceived second rate army, that should have been defeated),
Dien Bien Phu (native forces) and,
Argelia (as with Dien Bien Phu).
>we won HYW
Still doesn't make Agincourt any less of a blunder.
You're still the ones who are stereotyped around the world as the biggest cowards who surrender to anything, which was my original point.
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As of 2015, these are the stats:
Israel:
>Budget: $17 billion
>Active frontline personnel: 160,000
>Tanks: 4,170
>Total aircraft: 684
>Submarines: 5
United Kingdom:
>Budget: $60.5 billion
>Active frontline personnel: 146,980
>Tanks: 407
>Total aircraft: 936
>Submarines: 10
Let's assume that the UK went to Israel, which is more likely. I'll paraphrase from this guy over on this forum, since he has a good explanation pre-written: military-quotes.com
>1. UK massive naval armada approaches the Israeli coastline. They smash the Israel Navy with little losses to the UK but cannot get the Israeli submarines
>2. The UK reaches the coast line south of Tel-Aviv. The UK carrier based Harriers take horrible casualties to IAF F15/F16. The sky is now a battlefield between IAf jets and Royal navy SAMs. The IAF takes some casualties, but manages to sink a few UK ships.
>3. Upon landing they meet an IDF force that stops their advance. Both sides take harsh casualties. The IDF's attack choppers hit hard on the UK.
>4. The UK takes ground and unloads their tanks and artillery. The UK navy is now almost out of SAMs. The IAF has taken brutal casualties, and now takes planes out of storage facilities. 200,000 trained Israeli reserves mobilize
>5. The bulk of the invasion force is on the ground, as a massive Israeli counter offensive begins. The IDF troops are having a hard time against the well trained Brits, and the advance is slow. IDF armor is destroying what tanks the Brits manage to get to the lines, the attack choppers are having to deal with UK AA. The IAF smashes the UK AA and SAM, IAF/IDF now controls the air.
>6. With the air in IDF hands the UK is now being pushed back. The IDF suffers casualties, but the UK are being killed by the scores.
>7. The UK ships that are their lifeline are mostly sunk or heavily damaged. The UK gov admits defeat, Israel allows the British troops to withdraw peacefully.
Sure
Israel wouldn't be able to even reach the UK.
Not being able to invade a country doesn't imply parity, not even close.
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only ignorants think we're "surrender monkeys"
Ignorants or shitposters
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> France
Je Me Rends!
> Saudi
Kill me before I'm muslim
> Portugal
HAHAHAHA
> Russia
Welp
>USA
As If they need an invasion
> Mexico
What are they going to do? Bomb us with tacos
> Sweden
Pffft
> Japan
Not likely
> UK
Will spread my anus in advance
> Israel
Jewish lebensraum, it wouldn't be so bad.
> Iran
No thanks
> Canada
kek
>Je me rends!
>Will spread my anus in advance
Okay ! Now I'm mad
wot
We'd fuck you up Sheepnigger
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c'mere and prove i.
I was actually implying we would surrender mon ami. Obviously I'd prefer a re-colonisation by Britain than La Grande Armée though.
u scard of us cockroche
The case I provided was for a UK invasion of Israel, which I said is far more likely. I would point out, however, that there are ways for them to get to the UK, such as through Germany, who would *probably* let Israel stage from them. Obviously, that's far less likely. But if the UK lost the majority of their military in Israel, they'd think twice about coming back, and Israel has a decent track record of letting past invaders walk away.
Also, something I didn't think of before was things like the Mossad. Israel would have a crazy tough time invading the UK, but there's a decent chance they'd assassinate the queen (for moral-damage) and half the UK government during the war.
Yea, colonization isn't our thing
Really ? You would exterminate us mate.
You really, really overestimate Israel and really, really underestimate the UK.
70 years of beating up on incompetent Arabs has warped your view of their strength. Israel is not that powerful.
I bet your ships would drift off and hit Antarctica before you even got here
you seem to forget that you have nukes
AIN'T YOU SCARED
Yea but thousand of """""""""French"""""""" Algerians would go to Murrica and fuck their shit up
For the very first time...they would be...USEFUL :^)
>Forgetting our secret weapon
Why are you a feminist user?
>implying they weren't useful wehn they constructed France from ruins, ans LITERRALY made us great
hue... Bit racist mutch??
>Algerians made France great
hahahahaha are u serious
>if you kill your enemy they win
t. Canada
Holy shit my man
Why aren't they making France great again, m8 ?
yes you fuckingg facist scumbag..
they dix all the work when we fhought during wwii
How can you deny that Algerians build France shitlord? Stahp u raycust
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Sweden yes
We'd probably settle a war with sodomy
Too bad you're too irrelevant to be featured, I had the perfect image.
>implying that Sweden is relevant
>implying that the only reason Sweden is there isn't because Sweden is the most cucked nation this world has ever known
You can't defeat a bunch of unwashed sandniggers with 20 year old weaponry
You have to be relevant to get meme'd.
>Sweden
>relevant
choose one
No fighting guys. I'll make a nordic version soon.
>Obligatory revolutionary war reply
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Sauce for the pic of Khomeini and Khamenei?
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>saudi arabia
really?