Who's depressed?

Who's depressed? I am super depressed right now. Please make me happy.

If you're a girl things will be ok bb ;)
If you're a guy you are straight fucked tho.

brazil

I'm a guy :(
fucking hell, man.

I am most of these things, you learn to deal with it

But I want to feel better

5/8 of those lmao

Smoke weed and forget about your problems like most people

finger up your ass

I remember 3 years ago in college when I ran out of money and food with like 2 months still left in the semester, I was so down that my thought process was just "welp, guess I'm not eating anymore". Idk how I managed for the next two months (possibly through a combo of mooching off my roommates' foods and using my reserves of American bodyfat), but I did nothing but shower, drink water, and masturbate.

I just remember that I didn't give a shit about not eating because eating was as agonizing as seeing a friend or hearing my name said by someone. Fuck, I remember talking with two Colombians here about suicide and I wasn't able to understand why they were so afraid of botching it and ending up paralyzed for life. The whole time I was thinking it doesn't matter if I'm paralyzed for life, my life's already over since the girl I loved already dumped me.

Just thinking back to that period always shocked me because of how out-of-whack and insane my values were.

>college
ugh
i hate when people mention college
i havent finished high school yet
and i'm fucking 20
what the fuck am i doing with my life?
fucking hell

I got 6/8

Here's the depression roulette, roll and the last number of your post will tell your future:

1. Nothing happens, you stay mildly depressed all your life
2. Don't worry, memes will cheer you up
3. Cute girl enters in your life and makes you happy
4. Quit Sup Forums forever, and become a happy normie with a regular job
5. You go full Elliot Rodger and kill everyone at your former school/university
6. Travel the world, discover new cultures and forget your previous self
7. Become an Internet celebrity by spamming your face endlessly on 12 social networks
8. God saves you and carves a new, alpha man out of you
9. Pills will calm you down, be numb and non-unhappy forever
0. Kill yourself

Dubs and it happens this year, trips this month, quads today

This nigga knows.

ugh, i hate these games
but i'll play

Rolling for miracle cure

We rollin'.

Nice roll. Put up a livestream

oh, shit, man.

I just phased out, there is no longer that sense of dread or that desperation of trying to escape the void
just long stares and sometimes inner fighting so I don't fall into that state again
I have no motivation, I can feel my health getting worse and I just don't care
I feel guilty because people like has had worse luck than me and yet I managed to squander every chance I got

Well, imagine that you are in 80's at the Fortress area in Baku.
Now realize you aren't.
Feeling good already?

I got diagnosed with depression and the last time I tried to take meds they caused really bad side effects and I had to get hospitalized for a week
Now I'm shit scared of trying new ones and just kind of have to accept my depression while trying to live a normal life

Not sure if this thread is relevant for international topics but sure, I'll join in as well.

what meds did you take?
i'm on venlafaxine and escitalopram

3 get

Roll for fun.

hmmm

Rolling

>tfw meet all of the criteria but don't feel sad at all

8/8 Fuck

Ok,whatever happens.

some shit for bipolar people and epileptics
I don't know what the hell was wrong with my psychiatrist

valproate?

Help me please

C'mon 7

SHIET

Help

Heh

8get

Rolling to see the future

I feel terrible. I have been drinking heavily to try to distract from it but nothing has changed. Now I am sat alone, depressed and just can't escape the feeling that I should not be alive.

I wish there was an easy and effective way of killing myself

/roll

Alright I'll roll

fugg(((

8/8

rolling

Also did not realize there was a test.

1) Yes. I feel worthless and hate myself and do not know what I am doing with my life.
2) Yes, I am always tired.
3) Yes, I tend to have trouble sleeping.
4) Yes.
5) I am constantly anxious. I try to drink a lot to take some of it off but it only works temporarily.
6) Yes, I always forget what I am doing or what I am saying.
7) Not so much.
8) Constantly unless I am distracted in the immediate term.

I tried to kill myself and survived as a friend saved me. It was after I got really drunk. I tried throwing myself from a building but he dragged me back on and then punched me until I snapped out of it.

aside from crippling depression, i also have severe anxiety and panic attacks. i'm finally about to start seeing a psychiatrist and hopefully going to get some medication that works. i used to be vehemently against the idea of taking prescription drugs, but after years of dealing with this shit i don't care anymore. i just want some relief.

8/8

6 would be nice

In all honesty the root of my problem is entirely physical. I think I'm average looking but I've got so many facial blemishes (more than just acne) that its really hurt my self esteem for the past few years. I've missed so much because of it and I've tried almost everything to alleviate it. I just recently confessed to my friends how sad I was but I've yet to see them IRL so I'm dreading that too.

4 of these outcomes are shit

...

so... that's it? you've got a few red spots on your face?
for real?
fucking hell.

roul

More than a few tbqh

it cant be that bad

I have eczema covering half my face, ears , neck and hands and feet.

Had all of those symptoms from the age of 14 until today

Rolling

Save me Lord

Do you wish he hadn't saved you?

Start caring less, get some close friends. Thats basically what belped me

I'd like to think I'm getting better. I do recognise there's a lot worse out there. I'm just a pathetic wanker.

What brings you down friend? :(

yes, but I am too much of a coward to try it again, it was quite a lot of buildup in my mind to get there

6/8 lmao
not violent but irritable

7/8

Roll

Awww man my sympathies. You're probably worse than me but I'm just a really shitty person for not being able to deal with it

>get some close friends
how do you get friends? i'm not very interesting
Also, "Puta" means whore in portuguese :3

roll

this is exactly one of my biggest problems too
I can't remember the last time I was able to sleep comfortably
it has been also started to affect my scalp and it feels fucking horrible
what is worse is that I have absolutely no motivation to get better, I know that if I try hard enough and not give up I can heal but I just can't bring myself to do it
I am so tired lads

this

I got 6/8 too, here we go rollan

ayy

use sulfur soap

rollan because fuck it

Want me to suck your dick? i promise you'll feel better! :)

yay I have 6/8 too
rolling

Rollan for a qt

Insomia, insecureness and social anxiety are the worst for me
The lack of concentration and short memory loss hit me hard. Tought it was just me

8/8
I didn't even notice how fucked up I am. thanks based brazil

I've been using tar shampoo and neutral soap but the shampoo burns a lot and it feels horrible, it also smells like hell but it helps at least

Meet with people from your educational place, or your music scene or something like that.
I know

yes, please!

sorry man

Do you have that issue were you will be speaking and then forget what you were talking about?

r0ll just because

I hope life turns around for you although it usually doesn't

5.5/8, but I take melatonin for insomnia. If I hadn't 6.5/8
Some reckless behavior but not very much

I cannot see it getting better.

sometimes, hope it doesnt get worse
but mostly just forgetting what I've been told very frequently and being fidgety

Oh I did forget to mention that I have scalp problems too. The only thing that's really worked is pic related but idk if you have it in your country

i heard melatonin does wonders

>I tried throwing myself from a building
sheeeit I hate highs, I could never jump. I think I will kill myself either with hanging (climb on a tree, tie rope to my neck and to a branch, get wasted on some good booze and fall down eventually, or also get wasted on a good booze and shoot my brain out with a blackpowder shotgun (no license needed to buy)

i've been depressed for some years now

Om säpo kollar så vill ja säga att ja inte tänker göra nåt

sulfur soaps
try them :3

4

order and progress, man.

sheeit

I am normally terrified of them, but the alcohol helps. I think shooting would be the most painless but I am sue.

It does

>blackpowder shotgun (no license needed to buy)
is this true?