This is a real pizza, Italy

This is a real pizza, Italy

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no.

Yes

>muh new york style
>it's actually still shit

If this is a real pizza, what is a fake pizza?

Neapolitan is better because it is less overstuffed so you can taste each flavor. But you need to eat like 2 of these to feel like you ate anything.

NY style is washed up. New Haven't variation is better.

>muh new haven syle
>it's actually still shit

Deep dish

Have you had it?

it doesn't matter

americans will defend this

Its from usa, its automatically shit.

>dewd mah original content pizza yee haw god bles 'murica

We should bomb america into oblivion desu

lel

>butthurt dagos

>tfw only pizza I can buy regularly are the cheapest ones from german supermarkets like Lidl

Oh well, at least I can dream.

>el gringo

I will. It's definitely not pizza, but it's delicious.

What the fuck is up with those slices?

Italians and Americans are the only people who know how to make a pizza. Putting kebab shit on it is disgusting.

Some places cut pieces into squares

THIS

>Americans

not so fast

What's wrong with casserole?

Yes please carpet bomb New Jersey

Those are really long and narrow rectangles, they will dangle like a limp dick.

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>muh cheese

t. expert

Exclude the Midwest and we know how to make pizza.

That's undeniable

Kkek the madman (read fatman) actually defends it.

>it's an "Italians don't realize Americans do their culture better than they do" episode
Kind of sad. Sort of like the Brits denying that our literature has been better than theirs for the past century. I say, let them keep their fantasy. They need it.

Didn't realise until i came to this board they've never actually had an Italian '''''''''''pizza''''''''''''''

What's Ireland's obsession with our pizza pies? :S

Of course, no one knows more about dicks than me other than OP.

Okay, I will order pizza from my local pizza place and you guys can judge it, in about an hour or so when it comes. Does that sound like a fair deal?

I am glad your ancestors came here in the 50s and 60s to bring us good pizza
italy isnt that bad of an ally after all

very much doubt that

I'm glad Italians came here in the 30's and 40's and brought us real pizza

>"ci cago style"

>about an hour

do you live innawoods?

Do you think the Italians here just forgot how to make a good pizza when they got off the boat?

OH SHI-

>Muh heritage

first generation is dead, you only have slimy guidos pretending they know shit when they are clearly the yankes yanks since Yankee McYank

Is that a cheese pie?

No, they're just a slow or busy place, and also I need my mom to get home first before I order so I can make sure she gets warm pizza and not cold when it gets here

Post your face when Australia won the best pizzamaker worldwide award

>it's an americans unironically think they're not the laughing stock of the world episode

Being italian doesn't automatically make someone a master pizza maker.

NEW TO THE YABBA?

esposito please go

>tfw my pizzas are so thicc i call them focaccia

West coast knows fuck all about making pizza.

Do Italians have a pizza inferiority complex or something?

>America ruins everything
>Italians and Americans are the only people who know how to make a pizza

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madman

You think?

I love lasagna!

pizza threads are always opened by americlaps

The weird thing is you can find many Americans agree Italian pizzas are also good, just different, but you will have to drag an Italian kicking and screaming before he admits an American pizza is good, just different

American pizza is just Italian pizza with so many toppings that it doesn't cook properly.

I've been to some good pizza places in California.

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In what way are they different other than you using inane toppings like fruit and some greasy meat with carcinogenic chemicals that you call pepperoni for some reason?

I would rather eat turds than American "pizza"

The smaller the pizza the bigger your dick looks through it

what's wrong with toppings

American pizzas typically aren't cooked quite as hot, usually mix in a tiny bit of olive oil into the dough, and tend to have a lot more gluten, but it probably varies from place to place with some getting closer to Italian style than others

Americans make better pizza than us, even this last thing we could have been proud of, taken from us.

What's the point of being italian anymore? Tonight I will end all this, forever. This is your fault americans, I hope you're proud.

Did you add oil on your pizza ?

no my son, it's not too late, you too can become American

MARIO, NO

DON'T DO IT

Y-you're making me cry too.

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You have to be conservative with your toppings else the base doesn't cook properly.

Are you asking me to....switch sides?

wow a lot of ireland posters in this thread

>Mario getting butthurt over pizza.
I will murder anyone who shits on my pizza but you violent, smelly, gibbering fucks can't handle anything different.

I get it, your entire culture and national achievement can be boiled down to pasta stolen by the Chinese but get over it.

Are you this butthurt because pizza is all you can offer to the world?

I've lived in the bay area for three years and haven't find one that was above meh.
Honestly rather go to chains over the places locals try to swear by.

What I do when I make pizza at home is bake the base beforehand by a small amount and then do the toppings and then bake it all the way, works out pretty well, especially since it lets the base rise even more than it would normally even for a minimally topped pizza

Chicago style is shit, I fucking hate it. NY style is better than Italian pizza though, this is a fact

>all the butthurt italians itt
these are the best threads

You fold it and eat it like a taco

don't talk to me or my nation ever again

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>what's wrong with toppings
Toppings are great but there is such a thing as too many, its like loading a sandwich so much that you cannot taste the bread.

>Americans will defend this

You're right.
There is no way to successfully have a lot of toppings.
It is actually impossible.
There is nothing you can do to make it work.

>Are you asking me to....switch sides?

That's a bread bowl silly. Chiraq style is more like lasagna

I dunno, what do you consider a lot, 4 is usually my cut off

What does an irish american say to greet people?
TIP o'the mornin' to ya

yes at least we boil pasta right.

>vid related of american pan-sta
youtube.com/watch?v=OP8uoOgyPlc

Maybe I should shove my cock into your sisters throat and give her a taste of some real fucking pizza. I've eaten nothing but digiorno all day and I just know your country's whores want nothing more than a green card away from all the shit layered streets of Italy.

Wa la, here's my deep dish Chicago style pizza™
>why is the bread and the sauce separate user?
>Oh, that's the artisan style now, very trendy to serve the sauce in a bowl and with the bread and cheese on the side for dipping

what dah fuck is this?

there goes Jose with his dick talk again

That's a grilled cheese and tomato soup dummy!

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CT is actually a great place for Pizza.