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canada

I'm about to leave to give it to her. Do you guys want to know what happens?

Third of for Sae

>yfw da US wins da Copa

naa
don't do it

don't
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why not

wtf?!
i hate Switzerland now!

beta as fuck
just ask her

it looks weird, telling a girl she's cute and you don't know her

>mfw a Mexican was Mexican next to me

...

Thanks!

me on the right
you on the left

I needed this right now

>mfw a American was American next to me

but the place is always busy and I can tell she always makes little mistakes.
last time I was there, she got my order wrong, and she had me pull forward to hand me my food because of the long line. And as I pulled forward, she shouted "be careful!" I guess cause I accelerated fast. I don't want to frustrate her by flirting, or get her trouble for giving her number away during business (assuming she even gives me it).
Should I write something else?

Kill yourself, you fucking faggot.

*steals your hug*

>U.S.A

first put your number on it

>Should I write something else?
ask her number

>UMS

how many of you are actually being of primary color at this very moment ?

my number is on it, I censored it
Maybe if they aren't too busy, but the place is always busy and I don't want to bullshit and get her in trouble

Ok tough guy

friends dog has cancer :(

delete this

yes

>America
>the name of the continent

I want to go back youtube.com/watch?v=I2-2BANR0aI

>obese woman and her spawn speaking spanish behind me
>disgusted for a moment
>happy when I realize they're going back over the wall soon

>homely means comfy when describing a place and unattractive when describing a person
I've been using this word wrong and insulting people without realizing it

I unironically have a KCA 2004 CD in my CD set in my car

no regrets

why should cancer be sad to see an other cancer being successful at sucking the life of an animal?
i will never understand you cancers

but what if hillary actually wins?

For ever spic sent back, 4 chicanos will take his place

>Andre 3000
mah nigga

ameribros please answer this strawpoll.me/10427383/r

>/r

oh shit sorry my bad

strawpoll.me/10427383

I want a hug. A real hug not one of those shitty pats on the back kind of hug. Can't even remember the last time I actually got one.

How do you overcome your unhealthy guilt over small things, /cum/?

buy a hug machine and you can feel it whenever you watned

I want to fuck so many different women it's incredible

WHO'S THE KEK NOW TONY?

...fucc is dis

Have tons of those, please help

you fuck, i will hunt you in your sleep. when your shitty flyover state ass is dead i will end my crusade against you

It's the shit they give unironically autistic kids to calm them down

So Trump was right all along....

It's called a hug machine and it was designed by an real life autist named Temple Grandin to calm down cattle as they move through chutes.

>matched with a 17 year old on tinder
>she's chatting me up
wewewew

if people aren't voting for the god emperor after this...

Railed through a gram of coke and my heart is on overdrive. Fuuuuuuuck, Mexico pls help.

I asked to skip training for my job so I could study for an exam for tomorrow.

There, I said it.
I'm a good-for-nothing lousy shirking Shirley.

Oh hey, good for you anom, DASU DASU LOL. Mind sharing your conversation with me?

Also, I really needed to go the bathroom for a good long spell as I studied, and I really didn't want to hold it in for 5 hours over night. It's been an hour and a half and I'm still not done with my internal strife physically and figuratively.

i'm conscious about my penis size which is affecting my ability to get with women. what do?

Absolutely nothing.

>fucking a girl with Crohn's disease
>her shit bag ruptures
>floods my house

Probably something

get a bigger dick lol

You know those leg extensions manlets get? Do that with your penis.

Unless you're already getting with a woman and she's saying your cock is too small, you're fine. You're just making up excuses not to get with women you fucking pussy.

Realistically, if you've made it to the point where a woman is looking at your cock, you're fine.

That fuggin name simply ebin

Goddamn it Mexico, did you put novacaine in this cut? Fuuuuck you Mexico. My nose and mouth are numb.

idk, it's just over 6 inches long. I've asked other people and they said that's fine but I still feel conscious about it for some reason

*kisses you on the lips*

ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cry?

das gay

...I can't believe we shut down Costa Rica. That fucking hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

Trying to save the day for the old world man
Trying to pave the the way for the third world man

if what CR's on Sup Forums were telling me is true, their Front office kicked out their Coach from the world cup and put in some shit tier GK and coach.

still nice get the win though

how can you not believe that? It lost its value years ago.

i want to die

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE

WE SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT KLANSMANN

m8, who the fuck are we going to replace him with? that Larry David lookalike? Donovan?

theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/07/copa-america-usa-costa-rica-match-report

Very glowing report at the Guardian. I've never seen the USMNT's play described with the word 'style'. Nice to see.

Maybe in the far future, we'll have a team full of people who were actually raised here!

>povertyball

so you all pretend to like it now that the US has somewhat of a viable presence?

you have many naturalized players?

I don't care, but I'll always cheer for America to win.

Ive been following it since the 2014 WC ended

yeah that's the thing about usmnt that makes me unenthusiastic about them. They are a pretty bland team that relies too much on athleticism rather than skill and talent.

surprised they won. they still played like shit desu. then again we played a neutered CR

no navas
shitty manager

Good for you I guess.

My tongue is itchy

lol so topical

hate when that happens

Cut it off

scratch it

Many of our players are of foreign-origin. Some have an American parent, but were raised and trained in other countries, others are naturalised.
We even have this guy, who is American, but played for MX U-23.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Castillo

I don't begrudge any of them, but it feel weird to support them fully when they barely know the country.

farting

*sticks wiener up ur ass*
hehe try and fart now bitch

woah what the fuck?

That's nothing new.

Look at any yuropoor team.
They're almost always blacks or Maghrebi who've all had nothing better to in their desolate lives while growing up than to kick a ball.

It might as well be charityball.

what... the fuck.... canada.... haha

I should watch Monster Musume again

we've had a couple of naturalized players, too. Don't know if we still do though.

But yeah, some people here have had the same issues with naturalized players. I think the problem is seeing international competitions as a way to manifest patriotism, when most players, especially naturalized players, don't really care about the country they play for. It's just business for most