AMERIBLOBS HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT IN BED

>AMERIBLOBS HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT IN BED

what are you on about jacob

dumb aussieposter
delete this thread NOW

explain

>not op
>my name is jacob
Have I accidentally gained a following after my 6 years of shitposting here?

>prostitution is ILLEGAL in the land of the """"""""""free""""""""""

Video games are illegal in Australia

No they aren't

yes they are

They're not though

>HOTLINE MIAMI IS BANNED

WAIT YOU MEAN THE BIRDS EYE VIEW OF A HEAVILY PIXILATED GAME????

video games are for children anyway

It's banned because it's so bad.

Australians are little bitches that do what their government tells them.

No steak knives, Bruce! You'll cut your meat with a butter knife now. Do you have a permit for that fork and this action movie, Bruce? Fuck off you auscuck cunts you'll never be men

>it's a "cucknadian defends the americlaps" episode rerun

Actually fairly rare 2bh, so it's a good episode. Brazillians sucking Australian cock is a neverending repeat tho

>Brazilian
>thinking his opinion matters

It's top-down not birdseye

My opinion matters the most since I'm an unbiased observer.

>Brazilian
>thinking his opinion matters in ANY situation
thanks for making me laugh

>his countrt doesnt have bed safety
What if you fall out of a plane or something in a dream
Where is your security at?
Dumb kango

>unbiased observer
>literally monkey see, monkey do

My opinion matters the most since I'm an unbiased observer.

>Brazilian
>thinking his opinion matters in ANY situation
thanks for making me laugh

>be australian
>get attacked by spider

Holy fucking shit, this is a new low America

>Live in New Hampshire
>Dont have to wear seat belts
Feels good. Live free or die faggots

What the fuck are you even talking about? Is there an origin to this shitpost or did it just come from fucking nothing?

If I was a mod I would sticky this shit

this t.b.h.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL! IT WAS OUR SECRET! GODDAMN I HATE AUSTRALIANS!!!!

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