/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Sorry for shit news.

>News
• user finds a VERY FAST watch • user got a free orange peeler • user has a big list of dank IEMs • user gets a spinna from a local chinkshop • user gets some chink USB power supplies • user purchased "the worst gamepad I've ever seen". • user got a cute little fake lego but not really lego iron man • user gets some pretty radically gay sunnies. Quality is good • user has enjoyed his furfag IEM tips for weeks• Last weeks /csg/ Bingo • user wants to grow some chink """"""mint"""""" • user got some various chinkshit. His Mi Band 2 is garbage apparently • user wishes to smell like INDIA >Last thread

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aproear.co.uk,
geekbuying.com/item/FQ777-Hexagonal-Fidget-Hand-Spinner-Brass-Blue-and-Gold-378845.html
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I want to fuck that shark.

Anyway does anyone know if the stocking sizes from chinkland are the same in North Amerifat. I'm asking for... me.

inb4 pagani shill strikes again

Best watch
Best Sub-$100 Watch PERIOD

aliexpress.com/store/product/PAGANI-DESIGN-Men-s-Classic-Diving-Series-Mechanical-Watches-Waterproof-Steel-Stainless-Brand-Luxury-Watch-Men/529025_32808649435.html

What does /csg/ recommend in the way of a graphics/drawing tablet. Isn't one on the infographic as far as I can see. Promise I looked.

Just get a wacom.

There are technically ones that are good enough... ish. But wacom actually updates their drivers for future operating systems and will fix bugs.

Huion is your next best bet but again they're not quite up to wacom standards in terms of driver support. They're also a little more cheap feeling.

Huion

If i wanna chink a seller for some free shit what's the best way to go about it? The shit I wanna buy comes with tracking, could I still claim that it didn't arrive?

The problem is I've tried to buy a wacom and got sent what was almost certainly a shitty chinese knockoff. Sent it back saying it wasn't working, got sent another that also wasn't working. Gonna get a refund but it's like... I dunno. Wanted to look into other options.

Full disclosure, it's not even for drawing. My [spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] uses it as a mouse. For all things mouse-related. And doesn't draw. I don't get it. So maybe the cheapness and extra features don't matter?

That is the fastest way to get yourself blacklisted from Ali

just bought pic related after reading a review on aproear.co.uk, hopefully will not get chinked

will let you guys know in a month how it sounds

I'm not too worried about that, can't you just get it sent somewhere else / use a different card / use a different account?

That is the fast track to get yourself permanently blacklisted from Ali.
(IP Ban)

In that case is there any other way to go about it that don't end in an immediate blacklist like just being petty and complaining about slight problems or such?

Just claim it doesn't work? omae it's not hard.

And That is the fastest way to get Uber-chink'd and get on the Chinks' Ali hatelist
(Which they share on their Weibo network)

Don't be a nigger.

are butterfly knives legal in california if they have dull training blades? i don't wanna get my package raped by customs or something

Just tell the Chink sellers to label your package as Roman Candles

I have found the uglier iem I ever seen

I received my knock-off chink microphones today, bought 2 of them and both of them are trash, one of the mics actually works but the sound quality is absolute shit, there's static out the arse and it sounds like I'm in 10 metres of water. The other microphone doesn't even work. I've been chinked boys.

Is that a G5?

this, they have a list of WESTERN NIGGERS

I need to buy "the best" baofeng handheld radio, and I need it pretty soon (within 2 weeks - 1 month max). I'm in europe.

- Wasn't there a dedicated baofeng guide at one point, can anyone post it?

- Where should I buy it to receive it relatively fast?
Is there any experience of the express shipping options on aliexpress?

- What accessories are recommended? I read that the included antenna should be replaced with a better one.

>be me
>Letter was supposed to arrive 2 weeks ago
>Sender suggests I ask my local post office
>So I did
>Meet post woman there
>Told she's the one delivering mail and notices for packages so I ask her
>She's a blonde, probs under 30, solid 7/10
>Super shy
>She blushes after my question
>Y...y'know user (calls me by my first name)
>I always try to deliver your stuff on time
>I ask if there's anything undelivered for me in the post office
>"You would have gotten a notice if there was, user".
>"You probably already know that packages from China can be late sometimes. It'd been easier if you had a tracking numbers."
>Tell her it's actually a letter from Europe before leaving.
>That all happened as they were preparing to close down for the day
>Walk home
>Letter was there, in my mail box
>She must have dropped whatever she was doing as the post office was closing to look for my mail and delivered my letter on her way home...

HOW REPLACE SANSA CLIP +!!!

pay for dhl
go for it tiger
just buy a ruizu you FUCK

do it user

So sweet

Use the nonworking one as dispute

That's gay

Is the Ruizu X02 an actually decent purchase? I saw a lot of reviews saying it dies rather quick.

>tfw you only encounter disgruntled old ladies at the post office who deliberately take more time and effort to get you your packages than is necessary.

the battery or the quality of the player itself?
using mine without charging in a month, feel solid so far.

here

Hmm, maybe baofengs won't work for me.

I need a radio that supports frequencies between 118.0 and 136.975 MHz. Looks like most/all baofengs can't do that.

The player itself

Can't fucking wait for OP5

I used a ruizu with a microsd and randomly I could never change anything on the microsd after working perfectly for three months.

user who review pic related

did you ever find anything with a faster chipset over 4MB/s?

i ended up going with a ide to cf and used a sdcard adapter to get the same result since its mechanically compatiable and there isnt a chip processing it like with the sata to sdcard(more bandwidth)

its limited to the ata 133 interface obviously

anyways my laptop only has sata so im looking for something with atleast a 80MB+ read/write

also UDMA support


the sdcard is pretty nice on my desktop though

it draws less energy than a 7200 rpm and its noiseless and doesnt produce heat(miniscule at most, hdd are probably 700x hot during peak use)

also vibration resistant

i dont have to worry about knocking into the tower and worry about the HDD skipping

read times are also way quicker
(i use a modified debian that embedds in ram)

Anyone here tried the Rock Zircons and Xiaomi Hybrids? Which one is better and why?

I didn't do very well on the bingo.

I have Bluedio R headphones so I guess I have some chink "audio gear" but they are nowhere close to "autism" levels.

I wanted cute watch not a big watch. At least the strap is cute r-right

post feet

bingo is supposed to have a free space in the middle man

my discord username is asapgourds, for wherever asked for it in the last thread (I was having trouble getting on).

I should probably stop browsing this thread and/or chink websites.

I mean, I'm actually considering ordering this. I may actually do it. It's just $1.29. Probably a buck and nearly a half wasted, though, audio quality is probably poor. But they glow in the dark. I mean, it's actually glow in the dark earphones. They be luminous. I want to have lightstick like earphones. I realize I don't need them and will probably never use them but they glow in the dark.

I'm looking for an iem that can go into my ears.

My left ear is normal, but my right ear is small and not formed well so there's nothing to support an iem weight

I could use an iem that just STABS into the early canal with extremity plastic thing

post legs

Looks similar (and cute) to myself, are you spic or asian?

they dont glow

I'm white

I haven't shaved my legs since lat week, ewies

M-maybe

Go for a Benjie/IQQ/ONN/Nintaus

Got some stuff, here are tire caps, you can get them whit all car logos. Cost 2dollars, good for the price, but it the fist thing to get stolen if the car stays outside.

>but it the fist thing to get stolen if the car stays outside.
That and the extra tire cover. Fucking niggers.

This is one of the best chink shit I have gotten.
They sell the non AF adapter for the same price locally and the AF same Brad for. 5x, the original cannon is 10x.
It works no problems.
20buks

Some pants for the summer, great 100% cotton as far as I can tell. Soft and good. 12$

What you using it on?

post belly pics

Mi+ and 2 cannon m batterys + charger.
The mi+ repeater works but I need it only for one room so i never did test the range. It need a app and you just pick a network type the pass and it works. For some reason it does not work for my father's laptop win 8, but that's win problem. 6$
The batteries work, but I'm still waiting for the usb volt meter to arrive, so no amp test, but they are just as good as the original, and for 12$, are worth.

No you got memed hard

Is redmeme note 4x 3/16Gb a good deal for 129$?
It still does not have official lineageos as far as i know unnoficial runs pretty good on it. Even better than on RN3P.

Just my desktop PC

>smart watch for $20

I knew there had to be a catch. This isn't a smart watch at all.

>Smrat watch

The only good Chink Smartwatch at the Sub $50 range is the Oukitel A28/A58

Pay attention next time

why would you even get one in the first place

BT speaker, it's good, but I only listen to it for 30min, since it was a gift. The sound it better than the phone, it's smaller than it looks, and it's quite laud.
No comments on battery life. It can play when charging.

I got a small 4"? huion one and its good enough for a mouse. It has 3 macro buttons and the pens feel around. i stuck a tempered glass screenprotector (chink sent wrong one for my phone ) on it to have the glass feel like a surface pro.

I even drew a bit.

No I mean what headphones

Alright* instead of around...

Last 1$ lenovo mouse, it's small and shit if I compere it to the 1$ led mouse, but it's fine for a gift, or as a laptop muse when traveling.
It's 1$ but still if you expect a good fast mouse it's not worth, if you are gone gift it to someone it's fine.

Why is there an anal douche on your bench?

I'm just looking through flash deals, and it just looks shitty overall.
Same reason for 99% of chinkshit purchases: Maybe I'll find a use for it after buying it.

Good call on getting a douche. I couldn't live without mine.

It's a air blower, I use it for dust and shit like that.

...

Literally povo tier douche. You gotta get one where you can fill it up i na bottle and press the top like a soap dispenser. Holds more water and the water in your ass isn't going to be sucked back into the douche. The pump one may get a tiny bit, but water isnt being forced back into it

I just take off the nozzle so I can fill it with water directly, then squeeze out as much as I can and pull it out before letting go. Works just fine like that. Only need a tiny bit of water to get rid of the worst.

I bought one of those years ago, complete shit unless you like taking creepshots in 240p.

Ahh right, what do you like get on your knees and put your face to the ground like in a recieving position then just squirt it all in? Thats a bretty good idea desu.

I'm sure there's better options for that.

Just do it on the toilet, actually.

What, while you are just sitting there? You are a weirdo.

How's that weird? I'm just doing what I normally do on the toilet, but adding a little water to the process to make everything go more smoothly.

Anyone know where i can buy good dildo's? I bought one but it's too thick and i am in need of pleasure. Girth no bigger than 1.4inches

Wait what. Do you get pain there when you poo, or blood?? Or does it just sit there? Now it's getting even more weird.

I thought you were using it for.... other reasons

Oh and a suction cup on it would be A++++

I got it to clean myself out before certain activities, but I realized it feels really good to be clean even if I'm not planning anything after. There's those days where maybe I didn't have enough fiber or something and not everything comes out naturally.

>what is a bidet

weebtoilet

you mean a non-third worlder ass cleaner

Clean inside, not outside. And you can't order a bidet for less than $10 from China.

have we reached peak autism?

geekbuying.com/item/FQ777-Hexagonal-Fidget-Hand-Spinner-Brass-Blue-and-Gold-378845.html

But is it good for a gift?

>not wiping your own ass
Bet you take government handouts too. How does it feel that you can't use your EBT on Ali?

I give my EBT credits to some junkie in return for cash, so I can buy chinkshit :^)

Ass hole, then.

Yeah, cause if it were $10 it'd get all shitty and cross and eventually cause infection. Which you may already have. Especially is you keep clearing the natural lubricants in ass.

>living in a country that has EBT
>thinking you dont wipe your ass with dry toilet paper after using the bidet
Typical Amerilard

Could this be legit? I already got an 8GB cheap noname Sdcard from ebay and that was legit

huh?

Wrap the cord around your ears and get any IEM that comes with a variety of tips. Or is your ear misformed in a way that doesn't let you have the cord over your ear?

256 gb ssd for 80 bucks

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