I like Denmark. Do you like Denmark?

I like Denmark. Do you like Denmark?

>two fucking coca cola trucks

They're irresponsible cunts

t. Dane's bastard shot into a slag on the other side of the world

Why not track him down? Was your mum too drunk to remember his name?

I know who he is. Just neither of us are particularly interested, and he's got daughters to another woman. I'll just be a black satin on his honour I guess

Plant your seed in one of his daughters to get back at him. Won't really be incest

It would definitely be incest. And besides one of them is a doctor and the other is some oxford educated wanker banker and I'm just a fucking loser so I doubt they'd be into it

>Won't really be incest
What did he mean by this?

Doctors like losers, I have personal experience.

I think probably I definitely don't want to fuck my sister though :/

Faggot

ikr

Its shameful being so queer if I'm honest

I like Denmark.

Nationalistic pig (fucker)

yes helo yes do you like
spain?

no thisis de nmark

...

Jag tror att Sverige är bättre än Danmark i alla fall

Im gonna study in Denmark next year and hopefully culturally enrich some danish girls

Take me with you.

it's ok

RARE
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cuck

something something lego

They're alright, only ever met one Dane; He didn't talk much and his accent made it hard to understand him, seem like nice lads though.

Also: Nina Agdal.