Slovakia should be merged with Czech Rep or with Hungary?

Slovakia should be merged with Czech Rep or with Hungary?

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It should reach economic parity with Czechia and then merge again, so that they show they are equally able and so that it won't turn into another fiasco where the Czechs are much richer.

Hungary is a poor and powerless country.

it should be merged with ur mum :D

Czech

Hungarians and Slovaks don't get along too well.

Why should we merge with anyone?

You're a meme country, Slovakia.

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yeah, but we don't give a shit

Czech Republic split from Slovakia because Slovaks are Orthodox and Czechs are Muslim.

I merge myself with you're mum every night.

As I posted earlier, once you reach economic parity with Czechia, you should merge again.

>mfw Slovaks stole your coat of arms

Top kek

>you should merge again
'no'

Give me a convincing argument why the merger would be bad.

>Slovaks actually thinking they have a say in this matter

Lol

With us and we will dominate olympics again, top five football team and our hockey team will be unstopable

Because we are sovereign nation you cancerkid. Why the fuck we SHOULD merge? Why dont you merge with french or germans?

that symbol was used for upper hungary which was always slavic majority
wtf shouldn’t we use it?

Felvidék is rightful Hungarian clay

It's simple. Nobody wants that, therefore it won't happen

Slovak GDP per capita went from 62% to 91% of the Czech one since dissolution

Come on

Lets try referendum at least

>Tjeckoslovakien

Yes pls

the 3 hills on the coa are the Tátra Mátra and the Fátra you have only 2 mountains so it's stupid again

Come on, what the purpose of being "sovereign nation" if you are not relevant?

Your not even really sovereign.

Because your countries and the languages are very similar, they're basically dialects. It will make your country more powerful and relevant.

We won't merge with Germans and French because we have been separate people for more than 5 centuries.

Czechs are degenerates. They're promote anal rights, prostitution, and drugs in Slovakia.

And once parity is reached, I insist you merge.

Look at how cute it looks :3

benis :DDD

While it's true it wouldn't succeed if the question was put to referendum in 1992, sentiments have changed. Old ties died down.

There is no political force in Czechia or Slovakia advocating reunification.

you have just one of the mountains so it’s worse for you

Border with romania never forget


Btw. That part of Ukraine joined in absolutely hiliours way

Rusin immigrants in US have referndum in US about them

If Czechia and Slovakia merge, the new country (I propose the name Czechoslovakia) will have a population of 17 million people, making it one of the most populous and powerful countries of Central Europe!

Felvidék should go back to the motherland, as should Erdély tbհ

Surprise referndum

Is there a special animosity against the czechs or it's just indifference?

The problem is we don't consider ourselves one nation with Czechs and it always comes down to simple feeling.

Slovakia was in the Hugarian and Czechia in the Austrian part of the Monarchy for centuries.

Literally the only Slavic countries with cool names are Croatia and Russia

The rest are fucking shit tier

czechs are too gay dude
i don’t want slovaks to be infulenced

No, we have very good relations, but no desire to go back to common country.

We have 2 and you 1, yet you didnt change it after trianon.

Waste of money. Literally nobody wants to merge except for old commies

We dont need to be relevant. And yes we are sovereign

Czechs are atheists, Slovaks are catholics.
Gay marriage is allowed in Czechia. In Slovakia recent referendum about gay marriage has shown that vast majority of people disagree with it. Your arguments are retarded. We will never merge again

at least we had all 3

revise trianon

>had
we shit nigga we had all three too 1000 years ago

>motherland

And that is?

>Gay marriage is allowed in Czechia
it isn't, only civil unions are

>In Slovakia recent referendum about gay marriage has shown that vast majority of people disagree with it
Turnout was 20%

We had it when you were still in Asia Ghenghis

I had 3 girlfriends once too

On a side note when they found out one still wanted to be my gf lol I ended up dumping her later for a better one.

Prague is better capital tho

So lets start with czechoslovakia football league, wr already have idols, talents etc.

With Hungary definitely, that's where it historically belongs. Creating Czechoslovakia didn't make any sense 100 years ago and it sure as hell doesn't make any sense now.

No, they shouldn't. We don't need a new competitor. Czechoslovakia would has 15 mln people and that's a thing in Europe (rather big Belarus has f.e. only 10 mln- why didn't we annex them yet?). Their economies are getting bigger and Czechoslovakia would be a big threat for our economical "hegemony" in this part of Europe.

all wends should unite under one banner

20% because everyone knew the results. No way in hell are faggots getting anything in this country

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It's 100 years late for that

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" moravia
>having anything besides rapes by horse archers

Slavs are from Asia

It's never too late.

>Joining sinking ship with shit economy

Historically we belong where we are, at the lands of Moravian tribe

Prague will be Slovak caliphate in 15 years anyways

>economy is everything that matters

Retard. Why not merge with Sweden then.

it fucking is

>says the non-European

...

Slovakia is better than Hungary at literally everything and we hate them. 0 reasons to merge

>old hungarians
>gook genes

>new hungarians
>slav genes

>old slavs
>slav genes

>slovaks
>slav genes

not sure who raped who my friend

>we hate them
we don't
>0 reasons to merge
agreed

i dont want to be with hungols
medievel times were ok
but the 19/20th century = fugging shit

Hungarians didn't really have many gook genes by the time they arrived in the Carpathian basin, years of mixing on the Black sea shores already diluted them a fair bit.

Is the Slovak language really different than the Czech one?

hungsmell raped by glorious slavs confirmed
thank you my slavic friend

See

>in literally everything
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>peasants of country b under the controll of country a
>REEEEEEEEEEE country b totally raped country a

I like slovaks but they are little ungreatful bitchez

We have saved their asses twice and they were still butthurt

yes
czech is very not good
slovak very nice and good for ear
its true

the difference between the Czech and Slovak language is like between the US and Brit English, therefore none

No, its like english vs. Scotish english

shit example
try harder

If someone learnt czech would he be able to understand slovak and the other way around?

Yes we do. Maybe you and your antifa cuck friends dont but general populations dislikes hungarians. Magyar is an insult here

They both come from one common slavic language but really similiar to the point yoi only need to know one to communicate with both countries

Name 1 thing that is better in hungary

I have nothing against Slovaks (except that one autists ITT, ať ti uhnije čurák), but there is literally no reason to merge

to be fair, it IS a different language, sounds a bit like a baby czech tho

who cares about your southern polish dialects

>years of mixing on the Black sea shores already diluted them a fair bit
Not true. They weren't really Asian to begin with. The Urals had much more different genetic makeup before the Turkic expansion.

Ignore that other Slovak autist

Vocabulary is very similar, grammar more different. All Slavic languages are pretty close.

Barely. There's a dialectal continuum from Czech into Western Slovak. Of course a Czech won't understand Eastern Slovak dialects though.

not sure
but native speakers can understand eachother perfectly

Natives usually do. I know one guy who learned Czech and couldn't understand Slovaks. He was from US

Not that similiar

>Name 1 thing that is better in hungary
...uhmm history, food, culture?

I thought Czechs were civilized, like they're Hungarians who speak Slavic but Czechs are scummy as any eastern european bydlo. Their soul is asiatic.

the point is the part with "therefore none''

but for you východniar, i will put it out simplier one more time

the difference between the Czech and Slovak language is like between an apple and an apple

>sounds a bit like a baby czech tho
Even more baby-sounding than czech? Thats impossible

Yes

Withhout any problem, never been to slovakia, no slovaks friends and I can read shakespear in slovak

>Maybe you and your antifa cuck friends dont but general populations dislikes hungarians
Maybe in your Orava village where they've never seen a single Hungarian in their lives

I was talking abou Etelkőz. The Uralic linguistic cousins of Hungarians (Khanty and Mansi) do indeed look Mongoloid, but they're completely different from Hungarians genetically.

slovak sounds faggy as fuck desu

>t. katastrofa kolejowa

says cute little baby czech

But what if anyone who isnt from czechia or slovakia was to learn one, would he be able to understand the other?

no it sounds good
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>were civilized
>like Hungarians

pick one

trick question
Poland

I would say that the difference between Slovak and Czech is the same as between the Slovenian dialects spoken in Ljubljana and Maribor, respectively.

If Czech and Slovak have a linguistic distance of 7%, and Slovenian and Kajkavian Croatian 15%, then that is exactly right, as the Maribor dialect is halfway between Kajkavian and proper Slovenian.