If you had one wish, what would it be?

If you had one wish, what would it be?

I would wish for a copy of a professionally shot porno of Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton involving strap ons, oil, and lots of kissing.

I wish to become a cute loli girl.

Have an infinity of wishes.

To become white.

I wish that everyone in the world would gift me 1 euro.

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And with everyone I mean every single person. Each person would give me 1 euro. Not that they all combined give me 1 euro.

I wish to be a little girl

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I don't ask for a lot so... omnipotence would be enough.

I wish to have a cute wife who wants children.

1. Get one more wish
2. Get a wife who loves me and lots of children
3. Get some how very lucky and make billions

I wish for omniscience

I was just about to post that, you motherfucker!

Ixnay on the wishing for more wishes

I'd wish the ability to shapeshift into whatever I want, so I could become a cute

You are a cute

Awnn! Thanks!
But no, I'm not. I wish I was, tho.

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I wish I could take a shit on ops moms face

I wish you weren't so mean