/brit/

The lads edition

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crayon pop

cara

*unpauses*

Kpop

*poos all over /brit/*

hahahahaa pakis

how do I wew a lady?

pay her

*teleports behind you*

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good post

wtf is wrong with the UK

tell her you have an 8inch chocolate penis that ejaculates money

a-are you still there??

where is my literal 10 gf, that I dont deserve, but will bitterly crave for until I hit the grave?

pow
pow pow pow pow
pow pow

genuinely dont understand what your problem is with this

1. be good looking
2. be over 6ft
3. have average body at best (they wont settle for skeletor or fatty)
4. be confident without arrogance

having sex with a nigger

Hmmm makes you think

I can't stand this heat and humidity lads, feel fucking trapped by it.

charli desu

>Government agents assigned to every child in case they or the parents say something not PC

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ugly cokehead paki cunt

where are you getting that from

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>Robot Hell isn't the best Futurama song

Feel pretty discontent lads, might quit le job and do some travelling hehe

she looks like she smells of farts

>i want people to get away with abuse

Hmmmmm

0. Be a Normie

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>posting your own tweets

new dora? :3

just remembered the lad yesterday who said "kek" and "wew" to his gf or something
wot a lej

Jimin

think i'm just gonna be myself. thanks for the advice, though

>tfw mommy sees your penis

JUST

really makes you think

anyone who shows on hughendon road in wycombe will get their fookin skull caved in

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CHUNEEEEEEEEEEE

>Scotland

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all part of the plan, the state needs to be raising the child to be a strong prole who will support everything it does regardless, as such it need to be with the child even when they're at home

>mommy

FOY

faded im faded off xannies im wasted

never fails

*it was a hologram*

I will fuck you up m8

Only when there's no bottled water left. UK water is hard as shit.

>wash dishes on stainless steel sink
>don't clean or dry the sink top afterwards
>come back the next day
>there are white limescale marks everywhere like someone opened a bag of flour and poured on it

I don't want that shit in my kidneys desu. Will gladly pay for bottled water.

How true is this?

funded by English taxes

innie or outtie

>user are you a virgin?

any alpha responses?

I won't deny it I'm a straight rider you don't want to fuck with me

Im irgin olive oil

Why do non Brits post in here?

"no"

true if you listen to my parents, especially the closer you get to london
i dont give a single f personally, love the calcium flavour

No.

no

>are you?
Idk, dodge the question if you can

I drink water like this since birth with basically no issues. Your kidneys can deal with it, and if they can't, well, that's their fault, and yours by extension.

where does it say this

wouldn't you like to know ;)

no fuck off

Yes but it's definitely NOT because of what you said

yes

fuck off you dumb slags I'll destroy both of your fat arses

because /brit/ runs the Sup Forums '''poomunity'''

>the quran only takes 30 hours to read

hmmm.... now to find one for free.

do libraries have them?

Not sure if I identify as English or British lads

*unzips dick*

depends
do pets count?

no i shagged hannah waheeey

>tfw people call you Paki
REEEEEEEEE MOM WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME A FUCKING MIXED RACE REEEEEEE

hilarious gimmicks

you'll have to fuck me first

feel a bit sick after drinking that can of lager :x

yes. leave me in peace you succubi

it can b fun

if you say so

nan died last week. got a cheeky snap from it at least

never talked to her cause she thought i was a loser apparently

how does it feel knowing i just scroll past all your insignificant posts?

actually don't tell me because i won't read your reply

>I won't be in a few minutes
be sure to stare in their eyes while you say it

Britaboos

*fuck me up

>mom
off yourself

is it ever okay to raped a woman?

@60544853
don't try and pass that off as oc

pathetic anglophiles

fancy taking a nap then lad

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the 4th picture in your slag folder
post it

thoughts?

Only if she's asking for it

yeah

wanna join me?

haha only joking, or not? haha

*makes long eye contact with you and motions towards the bedroom door*

what happens here? anything interesting?