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crayon pop
cara
*unpauses*
Kpop
*poos all over /brit/*
hahahahaa pakis
how do I wew a lady?
pay her
*teleports behind you*
good post
wtf is wrong with the UK
tell her you have an 8inch chocolate penis that ejaculates money
a-are you still there??
where is my literal 10 gf, that I dont deserve, but will bitterly crave for until I hit the grave?
pow
pow pow pow pow
pow pow
genuinely dont understand what your problem is with this
1. be good looking
2. be over 6ft
3. have average body at best (they wont settle for skeletor or fatty)
4. be confident without arrogance
having sex with a nigger
Hmmm makes you think
I can't stand this heat and humidity lads, feel fucking trapped by it.
charli desu
>Government agents assigned to every child in case they or the parents say something not PC
ugly cokehead paki cunt
where are you getting that from
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>Robot Hell isn't the best Futurama song
Feel pretty discontent lads, might quit le job and do some travelling hehe
she looks like she smells of farts
>i want people to get away with abuse
Hmmmmm
0. Be a Normie
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>posting your own tweets
new dora? :3
just remembered the lad yesterday who said "kek" and "wew" to his gf or something
wot a lej
Jimin
think i'm just gonna be myself. thanks for the advice, though
>tfw mommy sees your penis
JUST
really makes you think
anyone who shows on hughendon road in wycombe will get their fookin skull caved in
youtube.com
CHUNEEEEEEEEEEE
>Scotland
...
all part of the plan, the state needs to be raising the child to be a strong prole who will support everything it does regardless, as such it need to be with the child even when they're at home
>mommy
FOY
faded im faded off xannies im wasted
never fails
*it was a hologram*
I will fuck you up m8
Only when there's no bottled water left. UK water is hard as shit.
>wash dishes on stainless steel sink
>don't clean or dry the sink top afterwards
>come back the next day
>there are white limescale marks everywhere like someone opened a bag of flour and poured on it
I don't want that shit in my kidneys desu. Will gladly pay for bottled water.
How true is this?
funded by English taxes
innie or outtie
>user are you a virgin?
any alpha responses?
I won't deny it I'm a straight rider you don't want to fuck with me
Im irgin olive oil
Why do non Brits post in here?
"no"
true if you listen to my parents, especially the closer you get to london
i dont give a single f personally, love the calcium flavour
No.
no
>are you?
Idk, dodge the question if you can
I drink water like this since birth with basically no issues. Your kidneys can deal with it, and if they can't, well, that's their fault, and yours by extension.
where does it say this
wouldn't you like to know ;)
no fuck off
Yes but it's definitely NOT because of what you said
yes
fuck off you dumb slags I'll destroy both of your fat arses
because /brit/ runs the Sup Forums '''poomunity'''
>the quran only takes 30 hours to read
hmmm.... now to find one for free.
do libraries have them?
Not sure if I identify as English or British lads
*unzips dick*
depends
do pets count?
no i shagged hannah waheeey
>tfw people call you Paki
REEEEEEEEE MOM WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME A FUCKING MIXED RACE REEEEEEE
hilarious gimmicks
you'll have to fuck me first
feel a bit sick after drinking that can of lager :x
yes. leave me in peace you succubi
it can b fun
if you say so
nan died last week. got a cheeky snap from it at least
never talked to her cause she thought i was a loser apparently
how does it feel knowing i just scroll past all your insignificant posts?
actually don't tell me because i won't read your reply
>I won't be in a few minutes
be sure to stare in their eyes while you say it
Britaboos
*fuck me up
>mom
off yourself
is it ever okay to raped a woman?
@60544853
don't try and pass that off as oc
pathetic anglophiles
fancy taking a nap then lad
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the 4th picture in your slag folder
post it
thoughts?
Only if she's asking for it
yeah
wanna join me?
haha only joking, or not? haha
*makes long eye contact with you and motions towards the bedroom door*
what happens here? anything interesting?